Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Brewers' apparent philosophy with the playoffs is "what if we tried to replicate the lightning in a bottle success of the 2015 Royals, the most horseshoe up their ass team in recent memory?" Alright, fellas. Good luck with that. 000
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"But the Padres have left a ton of men on base, too" Here's the difference: the Padres aren't *trying* to play this way. The Brewers are. Their entire offensive approach is to take you down with 1000 paper cuts. It's really dumb! 100
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Really unfortunate time for Jake Bauers to remember that he is, in fact, Jake Bauers 000
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have never understood what Pat Murphy is doing, but I really don’t understand what Pat Murphy is doing 030
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A personal @badgernoonan.bsky.social favorite of mine ronroenickestolemybaseball.wordpress.com/2012/06/14/a...ronroenickestolemybaseball.wordpress.comAt The Movies Or Whatever with Zack GreinkeMoonrise Kingdom I liked it Ok. I mean, I guess the colors were alright and stuff. Some kids ran off together and a bunch of adults are trying to find them, and there’s a like, a hurricane. I like … 022
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Between Pratt’s replacement making the game ending error last night and now the starting pitcher lasting one pitch the night after burning the A bullpen in a loss, the universe seems to be sending a pretty clear signal that Murph needs to go. 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Very cool that Bud Kilmer is coaching our local baseball team Here’s hoping his tenure comes to a similar end, and soon 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026JV high school teams are going to be lining up to hire Murphy so he can show their youngsters how to Respect The Game 100
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 25/08/20261. Christ Punchers 2. Marge, I don’t want to lie to you (walks away) 3. It’s bringing love! Break its legs! 4. I’m familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda 5. Someone bent my Wookiee 121
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You’ve given us many gifts over the years, but the one that keeps giving is that my son and I will forever have an inside joke about Jeremy Irons ordering two tickets to Djune Thank you, Dave 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Whole lotta people seem too eager to take the word of Mr. “I broke my hand when my wife dropped a suitcase on it in our hotel room” here www.jsonline.com/story/sports...jsonline.comJonathan Lucroy podcast clip on strange 2016 Brewers trade goes viralJonathan Lucroy, speaking on a podcast, said he was unhappy with how the Brewers handled his vetoed trade in 2016. 110
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Remember that time when the horse tested positive for steroids and then the horse owner was like “guys it’s okay, we figured it out, it’s because a guy who was taking cold medicine peed on the horse’s food” 120
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026@cyrthogg.bsky.social Curt for those of us who took a flyer on Sproat in our fantasy drafts on your recommendation, do we submit requests for refunds to your official JS email? Thx in advance 030
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"I almost killed Art Alexakis with caffeinated water" is the best 2 truths and a lie story I've ever heard 110
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026And were there very explicit instructions on Everclear's rider that Art couldn't have stimulants of any kind 120
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I know the real story and it’s so much better than anything you can imagine 120
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I don’t know about “took off” but Hader was 2.5 bWAR in 2023 and 2.3 bWAR last year 000
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026The Diamondbacks beat their ass in 2023. And the Braves shut them out twice and held them to 5 total runs in a 4 game series in 2021. 120
Reposted by RubieMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/01/2026That's not the argument I'm making. I have endless faith in the Brewers' pitcher development. It's a team that continues to get its ass beat in the playoffs because instead of reinforcing it retreats every winter. 8502
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 06/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character says you can t hurt me i 'm already deadALT: a cartoon character says you can t hurt me i 'm already dead 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Jerseys are fine, but you can't do gray pants with a powder blue jersey that has navy accents This is the problem with the Cowboys home uniforms--you've essentially got 3 shades of the same color in the uniform, and that doesn't work 271
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Fortunately for us it turns out that Shaka’s buyout is just a copy of the complete works of Pablo Neruda 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Hello, yes, I would like to uninstall the software update that made the coach of my team talk like a self help guru 031
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I would like to hear a theoretical physicist talk to Bill Simmons about what a "moment" is 120
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I hate to be a dick about this but (1) He wasn’t healthy in 2025. (2) He said for months as he was rehabbing in the minors that his velocity would come back when he got on a major league mound. It never did. Great dude, love him, etc. Taking the QO means he knows he’s cooked. 000
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025It’s like that Guy Fieri stunt cooking show where he spins a wheel to give you the ingredients and style for your dish Ok so … zebra mussels and … Herman Cain 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Im excited to see what another invasive species work their way into the other 87 parts of this series 120
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I know this wasn’t the point but Dude stayed with her for 4 more years *after* he found out she was banging the “hiking the Appalachian Trail” guy? 120
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon raccoon wearing a suit and tie stands in front of a bamboo forest .ALT: a cartoon raccoon wearing a suit and tie stands in front of a bamboo forest . 060
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I know time is undefeated and comes for us all but seeing one of our great posters reduced to explaining his nicknames in parentheticals … it’s hard to see, man. 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Mrs Knueppel explaining to Mikal Bridges why she prefers Great Value brand 000
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Can you imagine how much sour cream must be put on Knueppel family fajitas 100
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Fast Five updating the reviews on the back of the Blu Ray to include "as recognized by Pope Leo's first ex cathedra pronouncement" 040
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I don't think it was about what they're going to spend next season. I think it was in response to the criticism of how cheap they were this season. 110
