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Ruben Tisch

@rubentisch.bsky.social
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He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player.

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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 21m
The only Columbus discourse I know of is how badly St Louis is going to beat their brains in at the US Open Cup Final.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 1h
This is outrageous, despotic shit and everyone who played a role in it should lose their place in polite society. Show us the warrant. Who asked for it? What did they claim? Have there been grand jury proceedings? Who was in charge? And what judge, if any, signed off on the search warrant?
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Glenn Crooks @glenncrooks.bsky.social · 1h
PPDA-Passes Per Defensive Action A frequently analyzed data pt by coaches The Chicago Fire played to a "9" down a man & down a goal in 2nd half to NYCFC indicating an aggressive approach The Fire won the match 2-1 Gregg Berhalter explains👇 @chicagofirefc.bsky.social @lanternsoccer.bsky.social
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 9h
This explains what happened to the White Sox and Bears this week. Get well soon!.
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Rachel Monk ✶✶✶✶ @rachelmonkfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Also from October to April if you are valiant and pure of heart
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 9h
This is giving "every pitcher throw as hard as Miz but choose not to."
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 12h
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Knights Who Say Ni No Longer Say Ni
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LOLs Angeles Football Club.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
UK. Whatever.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It moved to ESPN after LSU/KU went final
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not surprised this guy went D1. there was no one as quick or as thick as his dad
football player named Gaston Jr.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If they trade Colson Montgomery for a starting pitcher and bring up Caleb Bonemer for the Triple Chicago Caleb formation They will win the division by 15 games.
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Ryan “tha chicago dawg” @arcadefriar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's the hope that kills you and i'm really happy i had hope all year
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
KENTUCKY??????
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Staying true to my word. Bummer of an ending but cheers to the first fun White Sox season in half a decade.
Rocks glass with Wild Turkey on ice as I watch the final out of the 2026 White Sox season.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They weren't even supposed to be here. Good year for the Sox, despite how sad the end is.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Go Sox. Fuck ICE.
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am not enjoying my team being no-hit by a guy pitching like young Mike Mussina with an extra six or so mph, but by jinxing it I’ll ensure success for the Sox.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Colson just can't lay off the hook.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Romantic dinner?
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What the fuck is Halpin doing?
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Simpsons: Mattingly's Sideburns Dilemma
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bullshit of the highest order.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Din Jose Ramirez just hit a home run on a ball in the dirt?
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the internet is so poisonous in so many ways but there’s something lovely about going online and learning there are people whose brains work exactly like mine
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shout out to Unimas.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is it now?
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watch on Unimas
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bet it makes a great grilled cheese.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They are saying.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@sickosfc.bsky.social OH NO! A DISASTER!
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is Ted Cruz there?
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Green Bay sucks chant! It's Packers week!!!
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WPIOOTBGW!
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Elliott has to score. OH WAIT! MHS SCORED IN THE REPLAY?!
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thats a save of the week contender from Matt Freeze.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The flowers look like the hair on the pumpkin head.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In some ways, the result here doesn't matter. Being down a man and still being on the front foot for basically the entire 2nd half is a statement in and of itself. #cf97
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think Lewandowski killed Freeze with that shot.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
SELETROOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!! WE ARE TIED!
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The cultists do not deserve good things.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whelp
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When he's not killing student interns, he likes to have fun.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is a suicide
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of the parallel of having a good team is believing you can always come back.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NYCFC goes up 1-0 because D'Avila doesn't hit his pass with enough pace.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hate him so much. This team should be undefeated and blowing out A&M.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I get Mizzou isn't a old Pac12 team but this is closer to Iowa than Oregon
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That ad for Texas A&M just reminds you that it's actually not a University, it's a cult.
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Ruben Tisch @rubentisch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Mizzou
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Man in Rage Destroys Door
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