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ReadingTallMe

@rtme.bsky.social
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A.k.a Reading Tall Me, a.k.a. RT. Used to do a movie thing, used to write a food blog.

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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 16h
I've just been reminded of the time at school when the teacher took the register by hilariously swapping the first letters of first name/surname so Dave Bennett became Bave Dennett, Colin Chiverton was Cholin Civerton, and so on. Until he got to Chiara Hunt.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I dunno why everyone gives vanilla such a hard time. It's lovely. There's nothing boring about it.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ahhh, I didn't watch it this year. Boycotting. I'm glad it wasn't totally shite, though.
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers. It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
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South Street Arts Centre @southstreetarts.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
We are really excited for this one! 'Nine Sixteenths' by Paula Varjack is here Wed 11 March, and as you can see from these audience reactions, it's definitely worth your time. youtu.be/5nRNcgyjitg Find out more and book now at whatsonreading.com/nine-sixteen...
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Nine Sixteenths - Audience Reactions
Nine Sixteenths Vox Pops Trailer Shot and edited by Chewboy https://www.chewboyproductions.com Music by AJ Turner (sound designer on Nine Sixteenths) https://linktr.ee/aliciajaneturner End slide…
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Hello gorgeous chaps! I pop in from time to time but I don't see as much fun stuff here as I do on Threads. I'm good! How are you? Has your eye settled down now? Are you both doing well?
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Oh goodness, so beautiful and floofy 😍😍😍
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Bluesky has too much politics and not enough cats for my liking.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
He probably can't even remember it
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 17/11/2025
If someone has travelled thousands of miles, paying everything they own to an exploitative people smuggling gang, risking their life in a deadly channel crossing, I do not want to be the person who takes their last valuables – a mother’s necklace? A gift? – from them. And nor should the rest of us.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
100% With a little planning we can definitely make it happen
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
just saw a single uno card on the sidewalk. wow. why would someone just throw away a winning hand
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Yes, but that doesn't mean you can't lean on people or have a cheerleader or two.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
That looks as dry as Melania's gusset
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
No but it is quite funny. I imagine 🍊 🤡 must be fuming.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I haven't been here in a while. Is it more entertaining than it used to be? Are we all enjoying the Clinton-Trump story?
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Nonsense and you know it!
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A little reminder that in the UK the word trump is a verb and it means to fart.
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Emma Kennedy @emmakennedy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.
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jason 🏳️‍🌈 @ontojenesis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
i present to you, “tiny dog in the snow”, starting augustus ephraim canine, esquire
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This came up in my FB memories. Seemed apt to share again today...
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
We all need a bit of extra Elmo today. youtu.be/FeU1n4qS49c?...
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ELMO | CHICKEN SHOP DATE
YouTube video by Amelia Dimoldenberg
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RJ Shook @rjshook.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
What would happen if His Majesty’s Government stopped paying rent to His Majesty? Would His Majesty take His Majesty’s Government to court over the debt?
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Jack Caramac @jackcaramac.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Please help & RT. Has anyone seen this very confused lady wandering around Washington at all? She answers to the name 'Liz' & her carers are very, very worried about her. She was last seen shouting at cars. Please don't mention crashing the economy or lettuces as this tends to upset her. Thank you 👍
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
Feathers McGraw (a penguin with a rubber glove for a hat, or a chicken depending on who you ask) stands outside the entrance of The Museum of English Rural Life.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Concerned I am going to become a local councillor when I'm older. I am that person who photos and reports graffiti and potholes. Also I have obtained a new tree and brand new children's play park for my road. Excitement in your mid-30s is different to mid-20s.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Is it a limo?
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
One Christmas I had tons of empty boxes to get rid of so I put a £5 voucher I had bought my office secret Santa - who I hated - in an envelope in a box within a box within a box. 15 boxes in total. Apparently he was fucking livid by the time he'd unwrapped it all.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
They are so pointless.
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Antóin Beag @antoinbeag.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Traitors producer: You’ve definitely sorted out a challenge to get everyone arguing. Traitors storyliner: Arguing? But your email said you wanted everyone rowing. #traitors #thetraitors #traitorsuk
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Read to the end👇. So much of what is wrong in our justice system summed up in one harrowing thread. Many thanks to those like @crimegirl.co.uk who continue to bring these daily injustices to light.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Bracknell IS a wormhole
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
As a surprise for the Mrs I bought a Clone a Willy kit. Could not keep myself hard in the cold moulding agent and it looked liked a vibrating turd by the time it was finished. She got books for Christmas instead.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Wife was determined to have an unusual name for our newborn, I suggested Ulla and she loved it, so that's her name. Not because of any Scandinavian links, but because I bloody love the War of the Worlds LP and I can't wait to sing it out like a Martian every time I call for her.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
An explanation, for tonight
A cartoon by Stephen Collins. Script as follows:

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THE SCENE: is BBC Television centre or wherever that is these days. HARRY STYLES is getting out of a limo to enter a studio. An autograph-hunting FAN accosts him. 

Also, a DATE STAMP  appears ‘on screen’, like it used to do in the X-files, reading: 

OCTOBER, 2024: Maidstone Studios, England

FAN 1:
That’s Harry Styles!

FAN 2 [Approaching Harry]: 
Can I have a selfie, Harry?

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FAN:
What are you doing at Maidstone Studios on this finbe day in mid October, Harry?

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HARRY STYLES:
Why, I’ve come here in mid-October to record ‘Jools Holland’s New Year Hoote-‘

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*FSHW*
[Harry Styles is suddenly vaporised by a LASER BEAM]

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[We see the culprit; a hi tech flying DRONE has zapped Mr Styles to death. The drone has a camera eye on the front of it]

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[Cut to: JOOLS HOLLAND in his Hootenanny lair, watching a screen which has just alerted him to the elimination of Styles]

[Legend on screen]:
ARTIST ELIMINATED

HOLLAND:
Goddamn it

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HOLLAND:
Why can’t they keep their mouths SHUT?

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HOLLAND:
Tim Davie! 

TIM DAVIE [Director General of the BBC]:
Y-yes Jools?

HOLLAND:
Who’ve we got left for this year?

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TIM DAVIE:
The Boomtown Rats, one of Sister Sledge and Marc Almond 

HOLLAND:
Almond *again*?

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TIM DAVIE:
We’re running out of artists to call, sir…

M-must we keep killing… so many…?

HOLLAND:
You know the rules, Davie. The secret of the Hootenanny must be protected at all costs. All who divulge it…

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HOLLAND [close up on his evil face, eye twitching]:
Must be eliminated
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Awwww and to you two, too 😘😘😘
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
And @rjshook.bsky.social has just finished assembling ours. Now it's bubbling away on the hob and the flat smells lush.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Yay! What a way to start 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 22/12/2024
Nigel. He only visits once a year.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Three cut price cheesecakes in the supermarket last week. I love cheesecake. Popped them in the freezer and take a slice out each night, to defrost in the fridge. I've been having black coffee and cheese cake for breakfast every day since. Glorious! This must be how Oprah lives.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Broke my wife's favourite mug which was a souvenir from a visit to Disneyland. Instead of telling her I took a day off at work, took the train to Paris and bought a new one.
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ReadingTallMe @rtme.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I love this. Though that swan is going to be even more unbearable now.
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