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Richard Stromberg

@rstromberg.bsky.social
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 3h
It's not a miniature. No one in my family is very tall.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Caketos
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is my search history
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jose Ramirez with a 2 run 9 iron out of the park in right
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Roll it back to Beamer Ball 1.0
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sophia Wilson holy shit lmao. She's so good.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Appreciate Lindsey Heaps for all she's done and the leadership and mentorship but I do not know what she brings to this team on the field in the year 2026
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay Alyssa Thompson came to play
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Always!
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm gonna start ordering 1.5 martinis and calling them Meghan's Martini. Might even get belligerent when they don't know what I'm talking about.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me: I really enjoyed this subjective thing. The Internet: That's where you're wrong fucko, and I'm madder about it than any human being has ever been mad about anything.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me getting to the couch because the PL and USWNT are both back today
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Ultimate Warrior Runs to the Ring
Alt: Ultimate Warrior Runs to the Ring
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know what's funny? My mom is an incredible painter, and has such terribly advanced wetamd that it's been pretty devastating. She's one of the few people who could benefit from the pervert goggles, but she's so vehemently opposed to AI/bros she'd never do it. She's just going bigger and brighter!
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gimme that "took a 90 degree turn at 160 mph" fireball from San Francisco rush
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone in DOD got hopped up on the Gracies/MMA in the mid-2010s, enough so that we had mandatory "combatives" certification in the army. Could not stop laughing at the use case scenario for shrimping to guard in a combat environment. No eye/genital targeting? Ok does Taliban know that?
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just saw @griffinkelly.bsky.social in For Want of a Horse and now she's in InfoWars. This is like when Spider-Man teamed up with the X-Men.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As someone who's also dealing with spine issues, I'm sorry. Idk how many times I've had a Dr tell me "the back is the last thing you really want to mess up" and every time I'm like, okay yeah I agree but also I did not choose this thank you for the encouragement lmao. Hope and healing to you!
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jose Ramirez deserves a World Series title
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For me it's become one of those rare movies where the more I see of it, the more I want to see it. It feels unafraid to be unapologetically corny/insane.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
E33 was the first time I felt that since RDR2, which was the first time I felt that since ME. In my wildest dreams I could not have created something like that, and I'm eternally grateful those devs shared their world with me.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Faustian and the Fuhrerous
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Vin Diesel: You Don't Turn Your Back On Family
Alt: Vin Diesel: You Don't Turn Your Back On Family
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Johnson: That's my family (laudatory)
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just thinking about that time when Jose Ramirez knocked the shit out of Tim Anderson lmao
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Owned Burn Reaction
ALT: Owned Burn Reaction
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As we should be!
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me hearing blink-182 in 2001: pop punk is an abomination. I hate these clowns

me listening to blink-182 in 2024: (sniffling) you princes, you poet-kings; you made art too beautiful for an ugly time
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you don't understand these crypts, they're not for you: Three. Six. Nine. Damn. She. Fine. //End.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The beautiful game, baby
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Tim Stebbins @timstebbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is only one José Ramírez
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Welcome back! Gonna go punch the keystone of my local college's athletic dorm in solidarity.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet I've seen most of it a dozen times but I watched it all the way through for the very first time only two days ago. Remarkable film.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm still convinced that's how GRRM wanted his books to end (albeit accelerated for the show) but the reception to it was so poor that he has no idea how to finish it at this point.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We've all known and hated a Count Vronsky
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally some good news! Congrats!
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People who put bagged milk in pitchers love this shit
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another important fun fact is my younger brother was Palmer Witherspoon in THE MARVELOUS MRS MAISEL and Abe (The Tony Shalhoub) said he looked like a pole vaulter in Triumph of the Will LMAOOOOO. A burn I wish I'd thought of. @joeystromberg.bsky.social
Joey Stromberg as Palmer Witherspoon in-between Midge (Rachel brosnahan) and Joel (Michael zegen) in the marvelous Mrs maisel. They're at a college party wearing mid century attire.
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Amanda @apocalypticamanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Universe protect this badass woman. ✊
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching Guardians postseason baseball
Contraption in A Clockwork Orange holding his eyes open in terror
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unbelievable the amount of cool things Battlefield could've done and highlighted with their "War Stories" and then they just decided they would never do anything like that ever again
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was the one for me. Still is, if I'm honest.
The nasty mucus, horned, wart covered troll from Ernest scared stupid.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goddamn, this point by @anandwrites.bsky.social really needed saying.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
manatee monday
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmao
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Not Real On A Plane
Alt: A lady on a plane pointing towards the back and she says that motherfucker back there is not real
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God I love a faux seedy hotel
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
I met manly jesus outside the bowling alley. smoking a pall mall from a pack rolled into his sleeve. blowing smoke through his stigmata for the local kids, smiling just as big as a horse. patted me on the back, told me I was trying my best and that it's the trying that matters. said I was doing okay
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The troll from Ernest scared stupid. He's covered in snot and horns and bumps and is absolutely terrifying.
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Richard Stromberg @rstromberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I made a joke once on a post he shared and he said "wrong. this isn't supported by facts. don't spread misinformation on my page." Okay damn yes you are correct when I put my thumb between my fingers it isn't *actually* your nose you got me there.
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