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@rstevens.bsky.social
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Entrepreneur, Forest Bathing Guide, Mindfulness Mentor, Happiness Coach, Master Ancient Tibetan Singing Bowl Artist, Intuitive Self-Worth Coach, Mindful Alchemist, Master of Bio-Energetic Medicine, Spiritual Thought Leader, Visionary, Hot Dog Stylist

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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 15h
i hope the artifacts are safely in a museum now
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 18h
this is extremely true to my experience of delivering mail in college
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ernie Bushmiller’s: The Thing
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
now that’s editorial élan
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
not to be controversial but i think that hat works on sluggo, if no other person on earth
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you can tell it all kinds of new information. for example, i have eleven bodies, am a horse, and i drink buttermilk all day.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you’re doing the work. we need more people like you.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please repost this to help raise breakfast sandwich awareness
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh no
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i mean, corn is nature’s candy
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i will drink coffee, take the blame for things and be gently encouraging. and i will do it for less than your current CEO!!
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SOLD!!!
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you have a deal… if they are the chocolate ones
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i could use a year off. does anyone need a CEO who won’t fuck with things?
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hisssss
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you deserve a cooking show
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i also miss translucent electronics
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that’s really neat to hear
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
only in terms of what computer i used
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you understand what it’s like to lose most of your adult life to kerning
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i’m pretty sure this is before browsers supported CSS and PNGs
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fuuuuuck
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ouch
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i hope disney never sullies my memory by making a live-action adaptation of me
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they’re so bad and they think they’re so clever
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i might be a greature. this explains so much.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every five years or so i really want to listen to the division bell for a week. i can’t explain it.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s generally licensed, a weird flavor, and two dollars. hard to beat. the trick is you then have to eat it.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the best breakfast cereal is whatever is discontinued and costs two dollars follow me for more life tips
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i think he kept people’s hamster wheels spinning on goofy stuff like bottomless holes and mothmen, which prevented the worse brainrot. i dunno, maybe i should buy an AM radio station.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the only online game i ever liked!!
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i fuck things up great on my own, thanks
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so brave
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
welp, at least i wound up with a life where nobody can force me to use AI to do work i’ll just have to spend time fixing
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sorry i have an enchantment which protects me from youtubers
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we need to bring back Art Bell
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there is a kia niro in our family which is very normal to drive, modest-sized, and pleasant to ride in. not too expensive, either!
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is Fine.
Larry Fine, the C-3P0 of The Three Stooges
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎵 the Monster Mash is your chance to Do the Hump 🎵
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my watch says my butt age is 69
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh no burger younglings
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
is that what that building is? (no rules)
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just watch the phantom menace
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the king of stooges!!
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
correct
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is Fine.
Larry Fine, the C-3P0 of The Three Stooges
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
best possible way to spend those hours
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
side trip to the george lucas museum in LA after disneyland
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there’s no recovering from the realization that you’re allergic to grasses, and wheat is a grass
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