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I think it’s funny that all four of New York’s younger sibling teams follow the same naming scheme. Mets, Jets, Nets, and Islander…ets

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 7h

yeah well shouldn’t have sold their souls to the devil for the Hail Mary win against the Bears two years ago. The bill always comes due

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 18h

oh the shitbag players on the cheating team say the ball wouldn’t have been a home run in a real stadium? Yeah great, shut the hell up you stupid no talent cheating pieces of shit. If I want to hear fart noises I’ll ask a whoopee cushion.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 18h

No one has any respect for the absolute pieces of shit who play in that stupid piece of shit stadium, right? Like we’ve all arrived at a consensus that they’re a low talent overachieving bunch of shitbags who play a false “aw shucks we’re underdogs” schtick and likely cheat at home, right?

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19h

and a fanbase with a low enough IQ

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 19h

It’ll be funny when the roof collapses after taking that impact because the ballpark is a giant piece of shit.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19h

cheating horseshit and MLB thinks so deeply little of us that they not only condone it, they actively push it on us. Stupid god damn piece of shit league. Burn it all to the ground.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19h

This stupid god damn piece of shit stadium

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 19h

anyone who said the shitweasel shit ass Padres were going to curl up into a fetid fetal ball of brown and yellow the second they arrived in Milwaukee, you know ball

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 20h

because it’s factually accurate

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 22h

The thing about the remaining MLB postseason is that I’ve lost interest entirely beyond ensuring certain teams are out as early as possible. Maybe the least interested I’ve been in a postseason in years. And that’s absolutely MLB’s problem, not mine. My position is the rational and correct one.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Gonna be so many 6-6 seasons played here. Inspirational. (Snark aside this seems like a very nice stadium)

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

we appreciate your hard work

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I immediately respect an athlete/coach less when he starts doing State Farm commercials. Invalidates a lot of past success.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Because the radio here is full of meatballs instead

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if anyone’s vibes are so rancid that he alone could cause that, well…

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Way too many people at work tried to talk to me about the Cubs today. Oh yeah no totally it sucked absolute shit that’s why I’m trying to compartmentalize it away at the moment so that I can be a functioning professional thanks

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if I can’t enjoy my team, you’d better believe no one else will be permitted to enjoy theirs. The very notion is impermissible.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There’s no baseball remaining this season. I canceled it all. It’s done.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

SD is an entire roster of shitweasels and the Cubs, as they were all season, are content to let these shitweasels do whatever shitweasel things they want, the shitweasels

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

when was the last time anyone looked forward to watching anything in Milwaukee

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they will roll over and die faster than you can say "this franchise sucks shit"

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

everything about this team is the West Coast Brewers. Unnecessary, forced, cringeworthy, demanding of oxygen they've never once earned. Another franchise you could vaporize from history and no one would bat an eyelash. Rot in hell you shit eating bastards.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah it's over. I won't waste your time with platitudes, I'll just add the Padres to the list of teams that can rot in the darkest hell forever, and to hell with MLB. Poorly run league, run by stupid people, for stupid people (us). Burn it all to the ground and salt the earth.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Julie "The Cat" Gaffney?

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

did they get rid of Kershaw?

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there's a lot of thing of it and it's pretty likeable

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hey you know what’s better than the manager trying to sound inspirational while discussing an elimination game? not being in a goddamn elimination game. Especially after one goddamn playoff game

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

MLB conflates mediocrity with parity and it's bad for the sport

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s gray, dreary, and rainy this morning in Chicago, which is how you can tell the Cubs are the only team that matters. Bet you it never rains in San Diego just because the Padres lose. Bastards.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

in the Hall of Fame of folding like a card table in the face of the slightest adversity

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Shove your no hitter so far up that the sun needs a printed Mapquest sheet to find it, dickheads.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is embarrassing. Not worth anyone's time.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

multiple gambling cartels are standing by to take your call

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

so is the notion that there’s anyone in Chicago rooting for both baseball teams

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wonder which one of these categories I fall in. Probably architecture.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

or anytime two teams from the southeast play each other. Like some sort of neutral site exhibition game

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

tape measures long gone, you say?

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

wonder what Jason Kelce and his hat think of this game after "his" Eagles, whom he referred to as "we" all night, got Beared down upon on national TV and everyone saw it and is laughing at the entire city of Philadelphia go back to commercials, ass

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the arc of the universe bends towards justice

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

people of the honorable assembled congregation, can I get a BEARS

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

good, if that many of those people are busy maybe the rest of us can go about our business in peace

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