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Randall

@rsanders.bsky.social
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Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Live your life such that Ghost Rider never has cause to make this motion at you.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be so many 6-6 seasons played here. Inspirational. (Snark aside this seems like a very nice stadium)
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder which one of these categories I fall in. Probably architecture.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is better than the years where the run differentials looked worse than this and the Cubs still managed to miss the playoffs, but… damn.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two of the funniest pages Bendis has ever written
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yeah I bet
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Deezku Nuts
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Adbert Alzolay, late of the Toros de Tijuana, posted this the other day. Jump scare.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🫡
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Running, Dancing, and Swimming Celestials have arrived to pass judgement upon the Earth via aerobic activity, just as Jack Kirby foretold.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
and that’s as good as it’s going to get.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We’re very rapidly running out of moon.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Something definitely eating moon, scientists baffled.”
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It begins.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m not a big “salute the flag” guy but (📷: joshuamellin/Instagram)
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
two T. rexes roaring at the asteroid that portends their extinction
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Smiling through it all, can't believe this is my life."
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thus sprach Pete Crow-Armstrong
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
okay fine
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Little end of summer build (complete with a whole page’s worth of guidance on Super Mode poses)
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not owned. 🌽
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nos. 1-5: Die
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
surveilling the flock
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Huh, wonder who that’s for.”
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I fixed your website for you, MLB dot com.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
CHAOS CONTROL!
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Alright let’s go.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sonic Adventure 2 (2001)
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The current state of industry journalism:
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it gets even better!
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ah shit
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That’s no mo— ah wait yeah it is. False alarm. As you were.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Corned beef, pastrami, provolone, tomato, pickle, mayo on French bread, Italian beef flavored chips, mozzarella sticks, ice cold bottle o’ lemonade. God bless America.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
was the name "Triple-Hay" taken?
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
yessssss
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I do appreciate that the variance of weather is such that there's an extreme heat warning to the west, various severe weather alerts to the east, and a one county-wide Goldilocks zone down the middle where things are chill
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
oh shiiiiiit
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
World class.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
✅ Real ✅ Strong ✅ Cool
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wild to see this in a world-renowned natural history museum.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
*salute, scream*
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I feel like I talk a lot about things I dislike, so let’s discuss something I like, and that’s nights that look and feel like this one. Cool, dry, breezy, covered with a low, textured overcast lit from below by the city lights. Perfect.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Always great to see Travis Wood back at Wrigley
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Did you hear about the Shedd's new beluga whales? They all double parked and got written cetaceans!"
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Courtesy of the fog and the wind direction, the local fireworks were a little more post-apocalyptic than intended. A little on the nose as metaphors go.
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cubs taking their ABs against the friars
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