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rph.space | she/her | in my 20s | ΘΔ | :3 | fan of The PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor

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Rph @rph.space · 02/10/2026
the one singular difference between deltarune theorists and quantum physicists is how much they are getting paid
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Rph @rph.space · 06/09/2026
the CHVRCHES song "Never say Die" is, despite all appearances, just a song about a PHP linter rule
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Rph @rph.space · 01/09/2026
Bunny!! 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
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Rph @rph.space · 19/08/2026
I should make a minecraft server mod/plugin that tries to detect stuff like lunar client, essential mod, etc, and kicks the player with a malware advisory guiding them to uninstall the mod prior to rejoining
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Conspo @conspo.obviously.moe · 27/03/2024
important reminder
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Rph @rph.space · 27/06/2026
i hope chapter 6 references tung tung tung sahur
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Rph @rph.space · 25/06/2026
i should beat OFF (2025)
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Rph @rph.space · 22/06/2026
I am slowly learning how to make plymouth themes, this will only get worse from here.
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Rph @rph.space · 30/05/2026
The EU should start doing nuclear proliferation and ensure every member state has 100 warheads by 2040, and I think in a healthy world this would be a moderate position
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Rph @rph.space · 27/05/2026
I want konami to release a boxset of all the songs they've ever commissioned for the bemani games because there is so much stuff that's never come out in a high quality format... SPACE INASAKU why are you stuck in jubeat's shitty ADPCM....... I would pay like $1500 for konami's music backlog
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Rph @rph.space · 22/05/2026
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io (shop is open!) @waxwings.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
hare & bunny
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Rph @rph.space · 05/05/2026
Hey, #nixos people, How could I allow raw IP traffic with a specific protocol number through my firewall? Odd request, I know. But I need it.
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Rph @rph.space · 02/05/2026
Discord message from Rose:
i have a slight issue, my speaker is suicidal. If I listen to music too loudly, it has a tendency to push itself to the edge of the bookshelf.
One day it WILL fall and kill itself.
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oliver @eikopf.com · 20/04/2026
it should be a criminal offense for sunday to be the default first day of the week in any program
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Rph @rph.space · 30/03/2026
help all my text has fallen to the bottom of the screen
Minecraft inventory screenshot, but the text that's meant to be in the tooltip when hovering over an item is at the bottom of the screen instead.
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Rph @rph.space · 29/03/2026
Child support is passive income if you are clever about how you are raising your child. (Roblox, youtube shorts, etc)
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Well that is just silly
a youtube screen shot of a man in a symphony orchestra playing an octobass, which is a very, very, very large bass.
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mods.one @mods.one · 20/02/2026
mods.one now supports japanese, russian and polish as the website UI languages, with more to come in the future. Thank you to the translators for helping on that!
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Rph @rph.space · 17/02/2026
I made a little tool to deobfuscate minecraft resource packs from servers, go play around with it: github.com/rphsoftware/... / resource-pack-deobfuscator.pages.dev
github.com
GitHub - rphsoftware/resource-pack-deobfuscator: Resource pack deobfuscator for minecraft resource packs
Resource pack deobfuscator for minecraft resource packs - rphsoftware/resource-pack-deobfuscator
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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 14/01/2026
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 27/12/2025
facts
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Rph @rph.space · 30/09/2025
The only games that deserve audio output privileges are rhythm games
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lillyrose🔞 @fluffliestclouds.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
saturday
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Rph @rph.space · 13/08/2025
Every website with spoiler tags should have a setting like this tbh, I will click on everything regardless
Discord settings screenshot. The "Show Spoiler Content" setting is set to "Always".
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NanoDrive @nanodrive.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
STOP USING RETROARCH

* EMULATORS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CORES
* YEARS OF ADDING "FEATURES" YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for switching to retroarch
* Wanted to use shaders anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRTs"
* "Yes please give me MAME 2003 Plus" "Please give me 14 different versions of bsnes and snes9x to choose from" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what retroarch devs have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the emulators we built for them
**(This is REAL emulation, done by REAL retroarch devs):**

Shows a picture of cryptic retroarch errors
Shows awful looking shaders applied to Sonic 2 before and after
Shows a clunky UI design with a dropdown for every possible number to set for audio latency

"Hello Steznek, developer of Duckstation help me with my retroarch problem"

They have played us for absolute fools
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Rph @rph.space · 26/06/2025
trans women are women. pass it on 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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Rph @rph.space · 24/06/2025
starting a shop that specialises in retro nintendo handhelds and calling it the .DS_Store
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
they are obliterating us in our own native culture!!
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 11/06/2025
i'm kinda like an sk hynix nand chip i can't remember shit
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Rph @rph.space · 10/06/2025
"DOMException: The operation is insecure." Thanks Firefox, but I'd much prefer if my errors were informative instead of relatable.
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Rph @rph.space · 14/04/2025
"Zombies ate my pirate ship" is a song about crashed processes freezing a seedbox
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 08/04/2025
i hope the entire betaarchive collection gets leaked onto an open access file directory server someday
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Rph @rph.space · 27/03/2025
@docker.com you guys should fix old ubuntu images so I don't have to use sed to replace "archive" with "old-releases" when building images off ubuntu 14.10
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Rph @rph.space · 19/03/2025
The children yearn for curl | bash
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Rph @rph.space · 17/03/2025
Modified image of a post with the following text:
My intel told me corrosion keeps eating his 13th gen CPUs so I asked did he fix his manufacturing and he said he just goes to the fab and gets a new CPU afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding CPUs to corrosion and then his investors started crying.
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Rph @rph.space · 12/03/2025
Business Idea: art sharing/sale platform (patreon-ish?) that actually does DRM properly (Widevine)
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Rph @rph.space · 12/03/2025
IPv4 must rot in hell
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Rph @rph.space · 11/03/2025
Idea: machining playing dice out of tungsten
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 10/03/2025
ICE is disappearing greencard holders who are viewed as dissident and border cops are throwing ciswhite Europeans in jail and throwing away the key, sometimes with bonus torture Nobody who is afraid to travel to the US is being over dramatic. Why are all the games conferences still there?
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Damn this HorizontalScrollView and I have a lot in common
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eevee @eev.ee · 27/02/2025
[firefox adds a new toolbar button or something] You guys this is it. Mozilla is mining bitcoins on your computer and emailing your browser history to the FBI [chrome changes APIs so google can make more money] Anyway Firefox sucks because it doesn't let websites update my keyboard firmware
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Rph @rph.space · 27/02/2025
I hope she gets better ;_;
Screenshot of an error page.
Error 503 Backend is unhealthy

Backend is unhealthy

Error 54113

Varnish cache server
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Rph @rph.space · 27/02/2025
ATProto should have been XML-based with lexicons defined as DTDs and AppViews implemented entirely using XSLT and URIs as XPaths
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Rph @rph.space · 25/02/2025
How fast could one reasonably touch-type with their toes? (Assuming some months are spent training, of course)
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xormetric @tentacle.expert · 25/02/2025
please cloudflare it's all i want
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Rph @rph.space · 25/02/2025
I hope this email finds you battered, I hope it finds you whimpering in pain, I hope this e-mail finds you in an unfathomable agony. I hope this e-mail makes you wish for the sweet release of death, but you will not earn that privilege.
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Rph @rph.space · 24/02/2025
Rust Soruce code:

println!("{}? Ewww...", userData.results.user.gender);
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 23/02/2025
I kinda buried it within a more important project, but here's an ISO-BMFF parser I wrote (it's not very good, but it works): github.com/DavidBuchana...
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