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@rph.space
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rph.space | she/her | in my 20s | ΘΔ | :3 | fan of The PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor

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Rph @rph.space · 22/06/2026
I am slowly learning how to make plymouth themes, this will only get worse from here.
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Rph @rph.space · 02/05/2026
Discord message from Rose:
i have a slight issue, my speaker is suicidal. If I listen to music too loudly, it has a tendency to push itself to the edge of the bookshelf.
One day it WILL fall and kill itself.
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Rph @rph.space · 30/03/2026
I love fucking around with core shaders
    float screenSizeX = 2 / ProjMat[0][0];
    float screenSizeY = -2 / ProjMat[1][1];

    switch (gl_VertexID % 4) {
        case 0:
            gl_Position = ProjMat * ModelViewMat * vec4(Position.x, screenSizeY - 10.0, Position.z, 1.0);
            break;
        case 1:
            gl_Position = ProjMat * ModelViewMat * vec4(Position.x, screenSizeY, Position.z, 1.0);
            break;
        case 2:
            gl_Position = ProjMat * ModelViewMat * vec4(Position.x,  screenSizeY, Position.z, 1.0);
            break;
        case 3:
            gl_Position = ProjMat * ModelViewMat * vec4(Position.x, screenSizeY - 10.0, Position.z, 1.0);
            break;
    }
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Rph @rph.space · 30/03/2026
help all my text has fallen to the bottom of the screen
Minecraft inventory screenshot, but the text that's meant to be in the tooltip when hovering over an item is at the bottom of the screen instead.
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Rph @rph.space · 16/10/2025
Am I doing this right? (Shared-with-a-few-friends navidrome instance that I've been building up the library for for a year now)
Screenshot of a linux terminal. The first command ran shows that the music folder is 264 GB. The second command ran shows that the music folder has 10172 files.
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Rph @rph.space · 13/08/2025
Every website with spoiler tags should have a setting like this tbh, I will click on everything regardless
Discord settings screenshot. The "Show Spoiler Content" setting is set to "Always".
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Rph @rph.space · 17/03/2025
Modified image of a post with the following text:
My intel told me corrosion keeps eating his 13th gen CPUs so I asked did he fix his manufacturing and he said he just goes to the fab and gets a new CPU afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding CPUs to corrosion and then his investors started crying.
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Rph @rph.space · 27/02/2025
I hope she gets better ;_;
Screenshot of an error page.
Error 503 Backend is unhealthy

Backend is unhealthy

Error 54113

Varnish cache server
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Rph @rph.space · 24/02/2025
Rust Soruce code:

println!("{}? Ewww...", userData.results.user.gender);
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Rph @rph.space · 22/12/2024
Screenshot of a folder called "motherfucker". The thumbnail of the folder shows a photo of Jensen Huang
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Rph @rph.space · 06/12/2024
Our blessed homeland / Their barbarous waste meme with text edited.
Our blessed Scala - Their barbarous Java
Our glorious case class - Their wicked Record
Our great match - Their primitive switch 
Our noble Option - Their backwards null
Our heroic object - Their brutish singleton
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Rph @rph.space · 03/12/2024
Having deep philosophical discussions with @kdcf.me about the naming of functions in PHP
Screenshot of Discord messages. @kdcf.me's username is Kodi. @rph.space's username is Rph - #1 Burner Inserter Fan

@kdcf.me: WHY IS THAT THE FUNCTIONS NAME
@kdcf.me: WHY IS PHP LIKE THIS?
@rph.space: Posted a screenshot of the PHP documentation page for the PCRE module. It contains a list of function names, each one starting with preg_.
@kdcf.me: c-section more like preg_split
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Rph @rph.space · 29/11/2024
What do you mean "Apple checked it for malicious software and none was detected" it literally contains league of legends surely that counts as malicious software? Apple needs to step up their antivirus game
macOS gatekeeper popup:
"Install League of Legends.app" is an app downloaded from the Internet. Are you sure you want to open it?
Firefox downloaded this file today at 00:20. Apple checked it for malicious software and none was detected.
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Rph @rph.space · 26/11/2024
Fake online popup ad.

Heading: Meet HOT local Energy Drinks in your car's center console

Below the heading, are 2 columns. In the left column, an open can of RedBull can be seen inside a car's cupholder. On the right column, the following text is visible: Red Bull just sent you a message: "I am quite warm and unpleasant."

Below the text and image two buttons can be seen: Decline and Accept.
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Rph @rph.space · 19/11/2024
Something is wrong with my phone...
Screenshot of a terminal emulator. The first command ran is "adb devices". It shows the adb daemon starting and listing an unauthorized device. The second terminal is also "adb devices", now showing the same device as authorized. The third command is "adb shell" which prints the following text, followed by a prompt stating the device's hostname is Bad Device:

Welcome to a trial ADB Shell experience, brought to you by Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola: The best friend of a developer®.
Try also Coca-Cola Zero: Same taste, zero sugar

To continue, please specify the best drink for a programmer: tea
Wrong. Please wait 5 seconds and try again.
To continue, please specify the best drink for a programmer: coca-cola
Correct. Your complimentary 15 minute ADB Shell session, sponsored by Coca-Cola, will begin now.
To learn about purchasing the full version of ADB Shell, please run the unlock-premium(1) utility.
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Rph @rph.space · 17/11/2024
Screenshot of an early scene of Half-Life 2: Episode Two. Hatsune Miku can be seen where Alyx Vance is meant to be.
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Rph @rph.space · 10/11/2024
Best use for the macOS folder customization functionality
Screenshot of a macOS finder window. The folder shown in it has the background set to a drawing of Kasane Teto. The folder contains multiple files called "Teto copy.png" with the thumbnails being the same as the folder background. The icons are laid out such that none of them cover the actual drawing, and instead occupy white space around the character. The folder is named "teto folder".
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Rph @rph.space · 05/11/2024
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Rph @rph.space · 03/11/2024
Tumblr Post by localairport. Image of an airplane on the ground with the jetbridge attached. The following text is written below the image:
Here we see the music truck holding a headphone up to the airplanes ear so it can chill out between flights.
Being on the ground makes airplanes nervous because they are susceptible to predators like grizzly bears and Boeing engineers.
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Rph @rph.space · 26/10/2024
Hey guys just getting into React am I doing this properly?
Screenshot of code:
    <script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/react/18.3.1/umd/react.production.min.js"></script>
    <script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/react-dom/18.3.1/umd/react-dom.production.min.js"></script>
  
    <script>
        function Component() {
            const [times, setTimes] = React.useState(0);

            return React.createElement("button", {
              onClick: function() { setTimes(function(times) { return times + 1; }); }
            }, "You clicked this " + times + " times");
        }

        const root = ReactDOM.createRoot(document.getElementById("app"));
        root.render(React.createElement(Component));
    </script>
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Rph @rph.space · 23/10/2024
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Rph @rph.space · 22/10/2024
I love how google photos keeps sending me this exact notification every 2-3 weeks or so, for the last 3 years
Screenshot of an iOS notification from Google Photos. Notification title: "New memory for you". Notification text: "In the woods". The notification thumbnail is a blurry photo taken in a forest.
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Rph @rph.space · 17/07/2023
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