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Royston Robertson, human cartoonist. Private Eye, Big Issue, Spectator etc, plus books, cards, live work. 💬 Direct message or email roystonrobertson@gmail.com for cartoons made by a real person. linktr.ee/roystoncartoons

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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am open for commissions. Actually, I always am but I thought I'd remind you. I have seen a drop-off in commissioned work and I suspect I know why, so I adjusted my Bluesky bio accordingly. 🤖 #notoAIart
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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‘I don’t know – why does anyone do anything?’
‘I don’t know – why does anyone do anything?’
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New blog post: www.roystoncartoons.com/2026/09/cart...
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Cartoons for the Big Issue magazine
"A blog about cartoons and cartooning."
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My cartoon in the current @bigissue.com #heatwave #climatechange
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ten years today since the #Brexit referendum. It turned out to be good for nothing but cartoons.
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Slightly dismissive description of the Starmer premiership on the BBC just now ...
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Haven't posted much here for a while so here's a bunch of cartoons I've posted elsewhere over recent weeks 🙂
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Cartoon about the endless excitement of rolling news
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Watching journalists talking to journalists #GoodDaytoBuryBadNews
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
AI-themed cartoon from last week's @bigissue.com
Schoolgirl sees careers adviser but it is a robot.
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Rude cartoon 🤭 From Idler magazine.
Masochist on phone hears message that says "When you speak to an operator please treat them as you would wish to be treated yourself"
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I was one of the common people they let in to this ... procartoonists.org/cartoonists-...
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Cartoonists in the Commons - Professional Cartoonists Organisation
Protesting outside Parliament Our Westminster correspondent Glenn Marshall reports: Last Wednesday we were back in the House of Commons with our friends at WDC (Whale & Dolphin Conservation) supportin...
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McGuffin @hitchkitty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
That almost feels like it should be a Zen koan, right next to "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bloody hell, how much are the water companies pumping into the sea?
Truncated Guardian notification says "Global sea levels underestimated due to poo..."
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Drew the original draft of this more than a year ago. I'm still none the wiser. #DonaldTrump From the new @newhumanist.bsky.social
Guru on mountain says "I know everything except what is going on in Donald Trump's brain."
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My cartoon in this week's Big Issue, with apologies for the pterrible pun 😆
Flying dinosaur covered with black rectangles. T-res tells diplodicus: "Looks like it's been pteredacted"
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Got a cartoon in the new Private Eye, out today. Here's one from the previous issue.
Pub quiz which includes a very confident-looking elephant taking part. One indignant player says: "I know it's just a bit of fun but I still say it's not fair."
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Ellie chats & rants @loopyleanne.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Public service announcement There are no penguins in Greenland As you were
Cartoon by Royston, showing a polar bear and penguin meeting. Snowy background

Caption is-

"Well, one of us is in the wrong cartoon."
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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This was the cartoon I was describing on air tonight….
Man in Nazi uniform saying ‘you know you can’t just call everyone you disagree with a fascist’
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SomersetWhovian 💙 🇺🇦 @clairecopperman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This cartoon from @roystoncartoons.bsky.social lives rent-free in my head.
Cartoon by Royston. What looks like a ready meal with plastic film covering it. Cardboard sleeve reads:
"Oven-ready Brexit. Use by 31/1/2020. Prick with a fork (next to an image of Boris Johnson). Warning: may blow up in your face
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Big thanks to @procartoonists.bsky.social and all involved with the PCO Awards aka The Splats. A hugely enjoyable evening 😃 Pic of me presenting an award by @thatneilmartin.bsky.social
Royston at PCO Awards
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Jim Leyson @beardybarista.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A great piece from @roystoncartoons.bsky.social who just happens to be my uncle! Spot on here 👍🏻😉
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I guess all cartoonists did the Bored of Peace gag 😐
Yawning Trump at desk with BORED OF PEACE sign
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It's awards time again. You can vote for me in the PCO awards, aka The Splats, for Best Gag Cartoon, Best Current Affairs Cartoon and even "Best" Reject Cartoon! Link: s.surveyplanet.com/bqq48opj
Three Royston cartoons up for PCO Awards
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Whenever I hear Trump's messages and posts read out on the radio I imagine they are in colourful Comic Sans with lots of cheesy clip art. (Message to Norway's PM presented verbatim.)
Trump message to Norway PM
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It's awards time again. You can vote for me in the PCO awards, aka The Splats, for Best Gag Cartoon, Best Current Affairs Cartoon and even "Best" Reject Cartoon! Link: s.surveyplanet.com/bqq48opj
Three Royston cartoons up for PCO Awards
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Cartoon from the January issue of Idler magazine.
Woman says to returning husband: "Hi, I had a bit of a rethink of the place while you are away." House has been turned upside down like an Escher drawing.
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The wonderful Four Candles brewpub in Broadstairs closed its doors on New Year's Day after 13 years. It will be much missed. Here's the brewing process cartoon I drew ten years ago, featuring faces from the pub, which was displayed on a big board alongside the casks.
The Four Candles Guide to Brewing: Cartoon infographic by Royston
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Cartoon published a year ago in The Spectator. How did I do?
Couple watch News with a very sad looking newsreader. Man says "Happy new year? Are you some kind of fantasist?"
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Shhh ... cartoon for this week's Big Issue.
Mouse says "Good Christmas?" Another says "Yeah ... a quiet one"
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
As 2025 comes to a close, don't miss my cartoons of the year, as seen in Private Eye, The Spectator, The Critic and others: youtu.be/Ge26FvFZah8
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2025 by Royston
YouTube video by Royston Robertson
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The New Cartoonist @thenewcartoonist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
HNY. 2025 👀6 TNC, 👏to cover stars Rebecca Hendin, Nicola Jennings, Kevin Wells @roystoncartoons.bsky.social Banx & @martinrowson.bsky.social Top mate @chicanepictures.bsky.social ✊Very Talented guy! Helped make it all possible. 🙏 2026
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Please enjoy this short video of some of my best cartoons from 2025, published in Private Eye, The Spectator, The Critic, New Humanist, Idler and the Big Issue. youtu.be/Ge26FvFZah8
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2025 by Royston
YouTube video by Royston Robertson
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brexit-refugee.bsky.social @brexit-refugee.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Worth a watch & a follow
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Please enjoy this short video of some of my best cartoons from 2025, published in Private Eye, The Spectator, The Critic, New Humanist, Idler and the Big Issue. youtu.be/Ge26FvFZah8
youtu.be
2025 by Royston
YouTube video by Royston Robertson
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
This is the @privateeyenews.bsky.social card I drew this year. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you all xx
Snowman has multiple arms, stick for nose, carrot on top of head, hat on hip, generally looks insane ... girl says "I designed it using AI"
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Royston's winning cartoonText explanation of why Royston's cartoon may not have won (!) that was too long for Bluesky
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
A Christmas cartoon, kind of, from @newhumanist.bsky.social last year.
Two penguins, one says "I don't view everything in black and white." The other penguin is multicoloured with red polka dots.
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Jon Dennis @jondennis.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Excellent stuff from @roystoncartoons.bsky.social
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Vote for this Private Eye cartoon as Pocket Cartoon of the Year in the Political Cartoon Awards if you are against fascism 🤨 Link: www.ellwoodatfield.com/cartoon-of-t...
Two blokes in a pub. One, wearing full SS regalia, says: "You know, you can't just call everyone you disagree with a fascist."
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I have, er, refreshed, ALL of my cartoons at The Pub on Herne Bay High Street. A mix of recent and older ones. Signed, framed prints £50 each, with £5 to the pub's charities. Ideal #Christmas presents 🎅
Exhibition cartoon by RoystonExhibition cartoon by RoystonExhibition cartoon by RoystonExhibition poster by Royston
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
To vote for this as Pocket Cartoon of the Year, go to: www.ellwoodatfield.com/cartoon-of-t... Select a cartoon rom the Political category and click next. Then select mine from the second category, Pocket Cartoon, it's the 6th one down, click next again. Then put in your name & email address. Thanks!
Two blokes in a pub. One, wearing full SS regalia, says: "You know, you can't just call everyone you disagree with a fascist."
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Thanks Sausage, please vote for it 🙂
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Vote for this Private Eye cartoon as Pocket Cartoon of the Year in the Political Cartoon Awards if you are against fascism 🤨 Link: www.ellwoodatfield.com/cartoon-of-t...
Two blokes in a pub. One, wearing full SS regalia, says: "You know, you can't just call everyone you disagree with a fascist."
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My cartoon in the dog-themed Big Issue Bumper #Christmas Special 2. #dogs
Cartoon in which one dog says to anothwe "It's all 'good dog', 'bad dog, ... SO jusgemental." 

Plus cover of new Big Issue
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
#Christmas #Advent cartoon. Had a great time at the Idler magazine Christmas party last night. Here's one from the current issue.
Sisyphus pushes a huge snowball up a hill, it has snowman twig arms and a carrot nose
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CAP'N @capncook.nl · 29/11/2025
@roystoncartoons.bsky.social blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2... www.roystoncartoons.com/2020/03/blog...
A rat is jumping off a sinking ship. The rat tells the other rats still on the ship "I'm actually leaving to focus on other projects"

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http://www.roystoncartoons.com/2020/03/blog-post.html
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Phil Simmonds @europeanphil.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
we all remember the 2019 campaign "get brexit done" with "oven ready deals". Well it's 5 years later and it's abundantly clear that it was a disastrous decision. It's pushing up taxes in the UK now because of the lack of real economic growth. @roystoncartoons.bsky.social
a roystoncartoon featuring a ready meal box with a cover called OVEN READY BREXIT. Use by 31/1/2020 with a picture of Boris Johnson alongside a tagline "Prick with a Fork" and "WARNING. May Blow Up In Your Face!"
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
There are many things wrong with this psuedo Van Gogh painting from The Range, one of which is that it looks like a ginger one-eared Jeremy Corbyn.
Painting of a ginger one-eared Jeremy Corbyn, yours for £9.99 from The Range.
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
AI cartoon (in terms of subject matter, it was made by me!) in The Big Issue
Sad-faced computer hides behind curtain. Woman says "AI seems to have caused the computer to develop self-consciousness"
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