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#ofmdnsfw side account she/they | 28 | 💖💜💙 if you know me in real life no you don’t ❤️

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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
give it a lick
a suggestive drawing of s1 era ed and stede. ed is standing casually, leaning against a wall with one arm and holding onto the erection through his leathers with his other hand. 

stede is kneeling in front of him, licking the handle of ed’s gun in its holster. a string of spit hangs between stede’s tongue and the handle.
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
hehe 🤭
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
OH YES YES YES
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
YEAH I HAD TO 🏳️‍🌈 part2
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
oh yes yes
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
HE SAID🏳️‍🌈
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
if you like this old wip then you might like the full fic! i have no clue what i’m doing when it comes to writing so i can’t promise it’s a good read lol but here it is nonetheless archiveofourown.org/works/72873461
archiveofourown.org
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
wait you reminded me that i actually finished this and published it i havent reread it in a while so no comment on the quality but i didn’t delete it immediately so it can’t be that bad archiveofourown.org/works/72873461
archiveofourown.org
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i’ll start sending you my finished nsfw art as a precaution but i only draw smut every 3 billion years so prepare for a dm from me on a random tuesday 🙂‍↕️
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
he just wants to be a good boy for ed 😌
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
stede getting dp’d is so important to me
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
spamming because i didn’t finish my bottom stede week drawing in time so it’s time to bring back some classics
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
filled up #ofmdnsfw
a drawing of a threesome between stede and two ed’s. one ed has a short beard and is laying on his back, smiling with a hand on stede’s ass. stede is on top of that ed, arching his back and biting his lip. the other ed has a long beard and is standing behind stede, smiling. both ed’s are penetrating stede. there’s text floating around stede that says “nnng” “ah!” “ooh” and “shit-“
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
💋💋💋 #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
three digital nsfw drawings. one is of ed sitting on the ground, fucking into stede who is kneeling between his legs. ed is holding onto the stiddies. the second drawing is of a back view of stede kneeling. he’s wearing a frilly thong and stockings and an earring. there’s red lipstick kisses down his back and he’s looking back saying “does this shade look good on me?” ed’s reply is “mhm! yes! yup! perfect color, babe!” the last drawing is ed holding stede down as he fucks into him from behind. ed is kissing stede’s back. there’s a speech bubble next to stede that says “right there! ah! so good!”
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
cursed suit for #bottomstedeweek #ofmdnsfw
NSFW ART

a digital drawing of ed fucking stede against a wall from behind. the pants of stede’s cursed suit are pulled down below his hips, and he’s jerking himself off. he’s keeping his shirt out of the way by holding it in his mouth. ed is naked, except for the cat bell, and is gripping the coat tail of the cursed suit, which is draped over his shoulders.
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
#OFMDkinktober25 cockwarming
a nsfw digital drawing of ed playing a harpsichord. stede is kneeling under the instrument with ed’s cock in his mouth. he is asleep and resting his head on ed’s lap
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
before bottom stede week ends does anyone want to spank his ass and come in it @edwardteach
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
someone cut up stedes nightgown and ebenezer scrooge hat and hes just soooo embarrassed... who would do this to him.... (does this count for bottom stede week???)
digital doodle of stede laying down and covering his face with his hands. he is blushing and crying. his nightgown has been cut up into a skirt and very short crop-top. his hat is cut to look like bunny ears. one stocking is rolling down his leg. you can also see a peek of red booty.
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i knew you’d be here to support my sexy wedgie vision 💖💖💖
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
our brains 🤝
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
how a captain does their laundry can, um, reveal a lot 👀 about them #stedepinup
a digital drawing of stede from ofmd hanging laundry on rope. he’s completely naked and holding a white shirt that is translucent, exposing the shadow of his cock
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Parsifon ✨🐰 @stedebunnet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s after midnight here so I can officially show my very first (and so far sole ) piece for @bottomstedeweek.bsky.social for the prompt : Lingerie 👙✨💖
A watercolour -style drawing of Ed eating Stede out. Stede’s laying on a wooden surface like a desk or a table with his head thrown back, in a teal lingerie ensemble and eyeshadows, and white stockings and pearls. His nipples are pierced and he’s covered in hickeys and lovebites.
Ed’s in between Stede’s legs in a purple shirt pulling Stede’s panties with one hand and teasing Stede’s pussy with the other. He has brow, nose and ears piercings and a wedding band, and his fingers and beard are drenched in Stede’s slick.
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
everyone is asleep on this sexual sunday eve time to post wedgie kink: ed bending stede over the settee to hike his silk breeches up until the outline of his squashed dick and balls are visible and they both immediately come their pants screaming. is this. is this… anything
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
*walkie talkie static* i got her, over
a box and stick trap with glasses under the box
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
might be a messy convo but it’s good to talk it through as a crew (crew being hand and dick)
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Littleevil0ne @littleevil0ne.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Feedback I sent if you want to copy and paste from the alt text ✌️
Please rollback expanded moderation on an account level. I already have adult content set warn for images I don't want to see. If I don't want to see the the content an account posts besides those flagged posts I already have the option to unfollow, mute or block them. This is simply a nuissance which adds another impediment to scrolling and generally enjoying your site
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
tried to write a fic in my notes app last night and i got this far before falling asleep
notes app screenshot:

we need to talk about the glasses.
And by "we" Ed means his hand and his dick. A very indulgent and climactic convo.
One that finishes with the good shit.
Because earlier this afternoon
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
what if ed and stede both healed their traumas by sweetly fumbling into a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship before calypso's birthday? and also sickened everyone in a 20 mile radius over it because they're the worst pda couple u will ever meet? 💰 archiveofourown.org/works/85692886
poison into positivity by daydreamcrash

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“Props,” Jim says. “We kind of thought Blackbeard would spend all of it on you.”

Stede frowns at them. “Why would he do that?”

“‘Cause you’re, like, his sugar baby?”

(or: Stede finds out what a sugar baby is; he and Ed go shopping about it.)
Ed’s hand at his waist startles him. He cups the soft flesh between ribcage and hipbone and squeezes. Stede’s head spins. 

“Anything you want,” Ed says once again. Voice deep, rumbling from his chest, the sturdy timber-creak of a well-built ship, the lurch of the ocean in Stede’s stomach to accompany it.

Abruptly, Ed turns around to the counter and slams an obscene amount of coins down. 

“Keep the change,” he says gruffly and drags Stede away from the judgy shopkeeper.
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teaDragon 🌈🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @teadragonhoard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
just a fun little drabble for #bottomstedeweek Ed arranges a playdate for Stede while he's away...👀
Ed has to leave for a few nights due to a business conference, and both him and Stede are dreading it. Three whole nights apart?! To make it up to him, Ed calls in Steak Knife. Old friend of Ed's, new friend of Stede's, he'd be perfect to keep Stede company while Ed can't.
 
Cut to Ed in his boring hotel room after a long day of corporate bullshit, relaxing against the headboard with a cocktail and his laptop open. He's face-timing Steak Knife, who's fucking a moaning, tied-up Stede into the mattress. Steaky's telling him about their day, what they got up to, how well Stede's been behaving for him etc. Ed's watching them lazily, giving tips and directions on what Steak Knife should try next.
 
Stede is an overstimulated, fucked out puddle, which is just how he likes it. Babbling incoherently at Steaky and his husband through the screen, begging for release even as they both tease him. They make sure Stede's properly shown his gratitude before letting him come, and then give him all the loving aftercare in the world. Two more days before Ed comes home, and he's got a lot of ideas...
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i get why lucius drew a bunch of dicks in his sketchbook, you never know when you’ll need a variety of dick references for a bigger drawing
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
ok here is my WIP for #bottomstedeweek prompt of ‘size queen stede’. Stede has ordered a rather large dildo off the internet.
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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Okay I don't have anything written but please know that Stede is currently surrounded by leather daddies with big dicks who are taking it in turns (though sometimes sharing as well) to ravish him and he is in his absolute element!!
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
manifesting i’ll have energy to draw at least one thing for bottom stede week 🕯️🍑💦🕯️
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🪢 Sub Stede's Bondage Weekend 🪢 @bottomstedeweek.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Here you go, my lovelies 😘 #BottomStedeWeek
A graphic for Bottom Stede Week.

The background is purple with a floral design, in the top left corner is the Bottom Stede Week logo, top middle it says Prompts and in the top right is has #BottomStedeWeek. In the bottom right corner is a pic of Stede with an orange hue to him. There are seven ovals filling up the rest of the space, each one with the date and prompts, these say:

25th
Gangbang
Size queen Stede
Hole spanking
Leather

26th
Omegaverse
Punishment
Age difference
Fancy dress

27th
Fisting
Pillow Princess Stede
Prepping
Silk

28th
Sugar baby Stede
High protocol dom/sub
Crying
Lace

29th
Sex tape
Humiliation
Free use
Latex

30th
Oviposition
Micro/macro 
Bondage
Glasses

31st
First time
Friends with benefits
Comfort
Lingerie
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Gemagination 🏉💙 @gemagination.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
He's posing 📷✨
A digital marker drawing of Stede from ofmd. He's wearing a lilac colored bralette  and boxer set with a loose robe around his elbows. He's looking down neutrally.
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
continuing with finishing the adopt sketches neeeedy edward,,,,
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
now i’m imagining stede letting out one long, loud, tony the tiger-esque “great” as he comes aldjjahdhd
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ed and stede trying oh so very hard to be quiet while fucking on the revenge that the second they get to their inn they fuck so loud crazy style it expels 20 different species of wildlife from the area
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edward teach is a very good boy 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
happy #sexualsunday, ed and stede have been lazily grinding through their clothes and panting into each other’s mouths while kissing ever since they woke up. they wanna fuck but they’re too sleepy and cozy-comfy so instead they’re riding that slow edge knowing it’s gonna end in a mess but not caring
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Juin 🌞 18+ @juinreed.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
repost of the impossible triangle meme that made its rounds on nsfw art twit back in 2022 💫
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
caution wet floor sign
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
that autograph pic…. he’s so scruffy i’m dripping through the floorboards
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
idk if it would fix him but it's worth a try #ofmdart
Digital drawing of Jim from ofmd railing Ed with the strap. Ed's flattened and drooling and having an incredible time.
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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you haven't seen this gorgeous art from the last chapter, you really need to sit, stare and maybe offer up some proper worship.
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
one bump before i go to bed mostly because i actually can’t believe i finished a full drawing
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
thank you!!!!
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
THANK YOU!!!!!
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
thank you!!!!!
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
hey :)
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
😇😇😇
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