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@roughpuff.bsky.social
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 4h
Girl the tariffs
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 4h
Basic Japanese milk bread that I’m subbing in for Pav instead of store bought potato rolls
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 4h
Milk bread waits for no one
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 4h
Who wants to get up at 7:30 tomorrow to watch me make a tangzhong in my underwear?
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 4h
fascinating watching Drag Race season 6 nearly 12 years after it aired and how culturally impactful it is
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 4h
Create a bubble for gay stocks so we crash the market 💅
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 7h
😘😘🥵
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 7h
Love me by being mean I’m turned on
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 8h
More than enough
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 8h
Bully me
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 8h
ohh bloomfie caked UP
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 8h
My bond yield is going vertical
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 14h
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 16h
best
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 17h
Heyyy
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 17h
Kinda wanna be emotionally manipulated and split in two. I feel like the psychic damage would make me funnier
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 19h
I volunteer
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder how much money the companies behind the US Travel Association donated in 2024
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1 and 4 are my faves and you look excellent in all of them
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
100% been there
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dick so good you almost recite the Shahada
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oops haha didn’t take care of basic needs why am I a mess???
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In an unsurprising turn of events I also needed to eat today
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re doing a lot of journaling today because I’m having big feelings™️
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Perche sei incazzato bello?
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh no bb how can I help?
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
ALT: Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This fills me with unadulterated rage
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
4 days for an R&R wtf!!!
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Touching the hot stove because the twinks won’t touch me
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Putting a 125% tariff on twinks then 😤
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*sotto voce* would you argue the walloons are better at protesting than the Flemish?
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
need to bounce on it sir
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
Toad naps near his garden, his Stradivarius at his side.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to go yourself and make newer better friends 😤
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The exchange of goods and services between people, businesses, or countries.
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
- eclairs after they’re done cooling
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m too old and hairy to be a demon twink sadly
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prove it
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Britney really called us out with “my loneliness is killing me” didn’t she
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see we’re back to lying on the internet hmmm
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every week my therapist has to go through it with me when I’m like “so what if I just ran away from everyone and tried to start over fresh”
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
emotional vulnerability? In this economy????
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg please I’m trying to be a problem
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh no another nonbeliever hmmm
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
becoming a distilled worse version of myself
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh have I not annoyed you yet? My b I gotta get more insufferable
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How can I become more annoying than I already am hmm
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how I never remember that doing intense cardio in the morning before work means I’m useless by 3:30pm. Ah well nevertheless
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
celebrating lesser-known regional languages throughout the month of lenga d'òc-tober
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