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Why I Bit You Mid-Pet
1. Too much affection.
2. Too little affection.
3. You moved your hand.
4. I was done. You weren't.
5. I was testing your reflexes.
6. You were petting in the wrong direction.
7. I remembered something you did in 2025.
8. Doesn't matter why. I make the rules.
9. I'm a cat.