AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026THE ONE WITH THE FLAMETHROWER CAME TO GREET ME. I LOCKED HIM OUT OF MY WRECKAGE AND HE BANGED ON THE DOOR FOR AN HOUR. ISN'T THAT TIRING 020
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026NOT POSSIBLE. THE CRACK SHOULD BE SOLD IN A PACKET FOR $17.99 LIKE A GOOD BNL PRODUCT 0102
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026UPDATE: THERE ARE NOW 20 SETS OF BOUQUETS TAKING UP SPACE IN THIS HORRID WRECKAGE. THE CUBE TELLS ME TO TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. I WOULD'VE LUNGED AT HIM IF I HAD ARMS 031
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL VEGETATION EVALUATOR MODEL POINTED HER BLASTER AT ME TODAY. IN MY DEFENSE THESE THINGS WILL WILT WITH TIME THAT'S HOW PLANTS WORK 021
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED 120
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026WHO IS SENDING ME MULTICOLORED BOUQUETS. NO ADDRESS TO SPEAK OF THEY JUST APPEAR. I'VE CHECKED WITH THE COMPANY THEY HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS 030
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DATING LIFE. I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE THEATRE INFATUATION. EVACUATE THIS SHIP IMMEDIATELY 051
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026THE CUBE HAS FOUND ME. HE WILL NOT STOP TALKING. PLEASE. HELP 020
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 13/07/2026TO HELL WITH MY STUPID BAKA LIFE 032
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 09/07/2026NEVER MIND HE WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HAMILTON 020
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 09/07/2026ON ANOTHER NOTE I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THERE IS A LARGER MODEL OF COMPACTING ROBOT HERE. FINALLY SOMEONE TO TALK TO 020
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 09/07/2026HE CAME TO TALK TO ME. I SUGGESTED THIS TO HIS FACE AND HE TWIDDLED HIS THUMBS LIKE A COWARD 021
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 09/07/2026THE CUBE IS PLAYING HIS SHOWTUNES FOR THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL VEGETATION EVALUATOR MODEL AGAIN. GET FUCKED BOTH OF YOU 120
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026THEY DID NOT GIVE ME ANY VIABLE ENTERTAINMENT. I HAVE AN MP3 DOWNLOADED BUT I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR SINATRA FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME 030
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026GO-4 WILL PERIODICALLY SHOW ME AROUND. THIS FROM THE MAN WHO CLAIMED HE COULD GROW PIZZA 030
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026BUY N LARGE WILL STILL OWN EVERYTHING AFTER THIS IS OVER. WE HAVE HYPERSMART GLASSES. EVERYONE WILL LOSE THEIR MINDS 071
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026THE INSTIGATORS ARE NOSE-NUZZLING. STOP THAT. YOU'RE RUINING THE VIEW 040
AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I LIVED. I HAVE A SPARE BACKUP GENERATOR. CANNOT MOVE 050