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Christ n Mas

@buy-n-large.bsky.social
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Official account of Buy n Large, the SANTAcorporation everyone loves! JOLLYness is what we sell! Order from us online at buynlarge.com Contact us: buy-n-large@outlook.com

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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 5h
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Holy Joly Christmas Meme
Alt: holy joly
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holidaygirl1224 @holidaygirl24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Merry Christmas Reindeer and Tree
ALT: Merry Christmas Reindeer and Tree
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Santa Has FORGOTTEN About Christmas…
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dancing Santa Claus
Alt: Obese holiday man dancing
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ho x3 and happy holidays and all that stuff
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have heard that it is the Fear Month. Here is an orange fruit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpkin
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Pumpkin - Wikipedia
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are currently working on building a Buy n Large location on Shadow Moses Island. More updates soon 👀
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THE BOSS @thebossmoney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW? I HAVE A STAKE IN IT. AND A STEAK! FOLLOW FOR #MONEY TIPS, TRICKS AND LICKS.
a stock photo of a man wearing sunglasses and a suit holding a few dollars. he has a smug facial expression
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Penis
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mister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reading some Mister M. Money suggested ideas: "Car that runs on money" the money will be used up and we will have less of it. stupid. fucking stupid "money shoes" the money will stink "bed made of money" i have 14 of those please suggest better ideas next time.
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mister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#saturday
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We have decided to ignore this advice. Buy n Large has more than enough employees and machinery to control demonic forces. The Union Aerospace Corporation is now part of BNL!
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re proud to announce that we have recently merged with the Interstellar Manufacturing Corporation! 🥳
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Torment Nexus gained sentience and killed most of our employees. It has been contained.
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like actually we don’t know where it is. Please help
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Nexus is gone.
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~ HØRRØR_MARU (MINOR!!1!!1) ~ @oniunderscoremaru.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
big bootay
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Torment Nexus is almost complete already! 🥳🥳🥳
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie Kirk has been dead for a year. Yippee! 🥳
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We are currently investigating the idea of building the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel “Don't Create The Torment Nexus”.
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AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NOT POSSIBLE. THE CRACK SHOULD BE SOLD IN A PACKET FOR $17.99 LIKE A GOOD BNL PRODUCT
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
D’oh
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dogpiling or harassing Buy n Large shoppers is unacceptable. We have taken recent action against shoppers for this behavior, and we will be increasing our efforts, consistent with our Store Guidelines. buynlarge.com/about/suppor...
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Behind all of our stores is a white guy selling crack
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Burger King
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Some of you people have been making these circle things. Here’s ours. Buy from us
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Buy Flarp! at Buy n Large today!
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Money, money, money
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mister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
mah mudda always told me dat "time is money." mah mudda also told me "thats why you must sell clocks and watches for 5x the price. do this. trust me"
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
AI slop is bad
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Buy our rats.
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nothing better than a stack of #Cash… 💴 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈
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mister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
blessed with #buckbrain blessings
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Imagine not having money. That’s right, we’re #rich. 🤑
money
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mister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
let's just say.......... when a money man smells an opportunity for profit....... a money man knows.....
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ja-Buy n Large?
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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holidaygirl1224 @holidaygirl24.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Gav Cross as Santa Claus Gesturing
ALT: Gav Cross as Santa Claus Gesturing
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yuri.
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We're excited to join with our new co-development partners @nintendooamerica.bsky.social to bring you the very best of what Poob Game Studios has to offer. Titles such as The Ooze 2 and Super Garry-Oh will be released exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2™️ family of systems.
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We eat cement.
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas from Buy n La-what the fuck do you mean its july Well regardless of what month it is, you can buy this Creature at Buy n Large. If you want it. For some reason.
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Penis
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AUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DATING LIFE. I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE THEATRE INFATUATION. EVACUATE THIS SHIP IMMEDIATELY
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There’s nothing happening? Visit your local Buy n Large retailer and buy (in large!)
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lilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
we need to kill ai “”””””artist””””””
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gay people
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We, Buy n Large corporation, are collectively the “ROARING KNIGHT”.
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Starting today, if you follow us, we will follow you back. Have fun.
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Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fuck this. We have fired the poor, starving intern that has to feed a family of 4 by himself who suggested this concept.
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