Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 5hstatic.klipy.comHoly Joly Christmas MemeAlt: holy joly 0151
Reposted by Christ n Masholidaygirl1224 @holidaygirl24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comMerry Christmas Reindeer and TreeALT: Merry Christmas Reindeer and Tree 171
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comDancing Santa ClausAlt: Obese holiday man dancing 0130
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We have heard that it is the Fear Month. Here is an orange fruit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpkinen.wikipedia.orgPumpkin - Wikipedia 081
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We are currently working on building a Buy n Large location on Shadow Moses Island. More updates soon 👀 0101
Reposted by Christ n MasTHE BOSS @thebossmoney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026EVERYTHING YOU KNOW? I HAVE A STAKE IN IT. AND A STEAK! FOLLOW FOR #MONEY TIPS, TRICKS AND LICKS. 2355
Reposted by Christ n Masmister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reading some Mister M. Money suggested ideas: "Car that runs on money" the money will be used up and we will have less of it. stupid. fucking stupid "money shoes" the money will stink "bed made of money" i have 14 of those please suggest better ideas next time. 4171
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We have decided to ignore this advice. Buy n Large has more than enough employees and machinery to control demonic forces. The Union Aerospace Corporation is now part of BNL! 2143
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We’re proud to announce that we have recently merged with the Interstellar Manufacturing Corporation! 🥳 1120
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Torment Nexus gained sentience and killed most of our employees. It has been contained. 0100
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Like actually we don’t know where it is. Please help 0100
Reposted by Christ n Mas~ HØRRØR_MARU (MINOR!!1!!1) ~ @oniunderscoremaru.bsky.social · 13/09/2026big bootay 1132
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Torment Nexus is almost complete already! 🥳🥳🥳 0131
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Charlie Kirk has been dead for a year. Yippee! 🥳 0100
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We are currently investigating the idea of building the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel “Don't Create The Torment Nexus”. 3191
Reposted by Christ n MasAUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026NOT POSSIBLE. THE CRACK SHOULD BE SOLD IN A PACKET FOR $17.99 LIKE A GOOD BNL PRODUCT 082
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dogpiling or harassing Buy n Large shoppers is unacceptable. We have taken recent action against shoppers for this behavior, and we will be increasing our efforts, consistent with our Store Guidelines. buynlarge.com/about/suppor... 071
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Behind all of our stores is a white guy selling crack 0114
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Some of you people have been making these circle things. Here’s ours. Buy from us 1140
Reposted by Christ n Masmister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 15/08/2026mah mudda always told me dat "time is money." mah mudda also told me "thats why you must sell clocks and watches for 5x the price. do this. trust me" 0273
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Nothing better than a stack of #Cash… 💴 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈 0225
Reposted by Christ n Masmister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 11/08/2026blessed with #buckbrain blessings 021
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Imagine not having money. That’s right, we’re #rich. 🤑 3457
Reposted by Christ n Masmister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 08/08/2026let's just say.......... when a money man smells an opportunity for profit....... a money man knows..... 0205
Reposted by Christ n Masholidaygirl1224 @holidaygirl24.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comGav Cross as Santa Claus GesturingALT: Gav Cross as Santa Claus Gesturing 191
Reposted by Christ n MasPoob @poobtv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026We're excited to join with our new co-development partners @nintendooamerica.bsky.social to bring you the very best of what Poob Game Studios has to offer. Titles such as The Ooze 2 and Super Garry-Oh will be released exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2™️ family of systems. 2878
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas from Buy n La-what the fuck do you mean its july Well regardless of what month it is, you can buy this Creature at Buy n Large. If you want it. For some reason. 0110
Reposted by Christ n MasAUTO, Former Autopilot of the Axiom @givemetheplant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DATING LIFE. I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE THEATRE INFATUATION. EVACUATE THIS SHIP IMMEDIATELY 051
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 19/07/2026There’s nothing happening? Visit your local Buy n Large retailer and buy (in large!) 091
Reposted by Christ n Maslilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 18/07/2026we need to kill ai “”””””artist”””””” 2328
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We, Buy n Large corporation, are collectively the “ROARING KNIGHT”. 1329
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Starting today, if you follow us, we will follow you back. Have fun. 2230
Christ n Mas @buy-n-large.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Fuck this. We have fired the poor, starving intern that has to feed a family of 4 by himself who suggested this concept. 1111