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Zoë Rose

@rosesec.bsky.social
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I tell my littles not to brag, but going to be a bit naughty myself… @grahamcluley.com clearly adores me 🥰 @smashingsecurity.com #swag #mumSec
Smashing security podcast T-shirt, a skull filled in with binary, speaking into a mic with headphones on, underneath it says Smashing Security. Stickers of the Smashing Security podcast. Which has its title and cuppa tea and laptop . The Laptop jas a crack down the screen.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🤣🫣 mate, it me. 😘
Reddit post: The welcome return of Zoë Rose and her wayward moral compass 
Body: I love when Zoë Rose is on, I finally feel represented. “So this vulnerability exists” “oh awesome” “no, not awesome.” “Oh … yes, of course, NOT awesome, that’s what I meant.” *secretly thinks it’s awesome
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Guess who just got a ticket to #CiscoLiveEMEA! Looking forward to seeing my nerd community, talking all things #Security, and learning all the things! #CiscoChampion
Cisco Live registration email “Dear Zoë , thank you for registering for Cisco Live 2026 Amsterdam.”
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Had a fabulous time speaking and attending #MSPG25 ! Thanks to the organisers, attendees, vendors, and other speakers.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
It’s been 10 years since I adventured at my first #CiscoLive - wishing all my friends a lovely time over there this week! Hope to make it back soon. #CiscoChampion #CLUS
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Thank you to the #CiscoChampion community, the fabulous nerds and the ever patient organisers, for being such a lovely group to be a part of! Somehow, I have tricked the team into accepting me for the 9th year… 😅 #CiscoInsider @ciscochampion.bsky.social
Banner for the Cisco Insider Champions programme. Which says 2025 Congratulations
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
What do you mean security is confusing? Alphabet soup is clear..ish. #Security #TFDx
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Because my socks were so popular yesterday, today’s #CiscoLiveEMEA socks are unicorns again! #CiscoChampion #TFDx
Pink socks with unicorn riding a rocket.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Enjoyed talking #AI #Inclusion and of course #security ! Thanks for listening and hopefully you have some good insights to begin or improve your tech journey #CiscoLiveEMEA #CiscoChampion #TFDx
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
All mic’d up and ready to go! #CiscoLiveEMEA #CiscoChampion #TFDx join us to talk #AI and #Inclusion
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Join us at 12:30 to talk #AI for All: bridging innovation and inclusion - a vital topic to understand before you embed. #CiscoLiveEMEA #CiscoChampion #TFDx
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hanging out at #CiscoLive, and I made the cool kids wall! #CiscoChampion #CLEMEA #TFDx
Insider hall of fame: photos of Andrew Nash, Rik Aragoza, Kiril Bonev, Sijbren Beukenamp, Joicin Wicander, Wouter Hindricks, Damian Emi, Zoë Rose
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
#CiscoChampion swag arrived today! 🙌🏻 Such a massive mug, clearly lots of room for #securiTea ☕️
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Give your family a big hug today, and if they’re distant give them a call. You never know when it’s going to be too late.
Prostate cancer awareness ribbon (blue)
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Every year I am surprised they keep me on… but thankfully no ones figured out I’m actually quite boring 😅 Looks like I’m with the fabulous #ciscoChampion community for one more year 🥰
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Used my gift card to the Cisco Store to get a fab new jumper, with insanely bright inside! Ready for my return to the office, even picked out some dressing for my desk 🤣
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
Important facts for @swiftonsecurity.com
THE SEX LIFE CORN

Next time you pull a piece of silk from between your teeth while you're eating a fresh ear of corn, remember that you've just spat out a fallopian tube. Corn has a curious anatomy: the tassel at the top of the plant is the male flower; when mature, it produces twe million to five million grains of pollen. The wind picks up those grains and moves them around.

The ear of corn is actually a cluster of female flowers. A young ear contains about a thousand ovules, each of which could become a kernel. Those ovules produce "silks" that run to the tip of the ear. If one of them catches a grain of pollen, the pollen will germinate and produce a tube that runs down the silk to the kernel. There the egg and pollen grain will meet at last. Once fertilized, that egg will swell into a plump kernel, which represents the next generation-or a bottle of bourbon, depending on your perspective.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Looking forward to seeing everyone at Cisco Live EMEA!
Confirmation email for registering to Cisco Live Amsterdam
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Pics or it didn’t happen… or something like that. Yes, my belly is cyber certified.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Lovely surprise email this morning, notifying that I’ve been shortlisted for UnsungSecHeroes2023 under the Cyber Security Wellbeing Advocate 💜 Congratulations to all who were shortlisted, and sign up to join the event 18.10: www.securityserious.com/unsung-heroes/
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Oh fab! The picture from my website was from Shambala - was a really lovely experience. I spoke about security for Pint of Science at the festival in 2017. Maybe I will get to come back another time! Such a great community.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
If you’re in the area, BSides Canberra is happening 28 Sept ! www.eventbrite.com.au/e/bsides-canb…
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
I always enjoy the footnotes in VDBIR
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Clearly appropriate authentication and MFA continues to be a big issue with organisations. "The three primary ways in which attackers access an organization are stolen credentials, phishing and exploitation of vulnerabilities."
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Brill time catching up with Carole and @grahamcluley.com on E323 of Smashing Security - thanks again for having me back! 🗣️ www.smashingsecurity.com/323-botche…
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Love the quote from our guest Eve, E040, from the podcast I co-host - in response to the Imposter Syndrome voice in your head asking “Why are YOU here?" “..because I belong here." 🗣️ podcast.impostersyndrome.network/20…
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Looking forward to seeing friends over in the USA for Cisco Live USA!
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