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Zoë Rose

@rosesec.bsky.social
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InfoSteph (92%) @stephandsec.com · 29/09/2026
Wrote a whole piece on why screaming 'P1' and making your on-call miserable doesn't equal speed. Speed is an operational capability, but most orgs treat it like an endurance test. Breakdown of the three pillars we actually need over on The Sec Edit: thesecedit.com/speed-is-bui...
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Speed is Built: The Operational Antidote to Urgency Culture
Last year, I wrote about how unchecked urgency gets in the way of quality security analysis. The premise was simple: pressure isn’t the same thing as clarity, and speed without thinking doesn’t lead t...
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Overheard my littles: I can have $digitA because I’m $ageA, you can have $digitB because you’re $ageB. Mummy can have 100. 👀 #mumSec
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 17/09/2026
apparently we are calling incompetently failing to control your AUTOMATED HACKING SOFTWARE "model misalignment"now
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OpenAI discloses six new safety incidents
The AI lab is now rolling out a new process to internally report safety issues.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Loooook, lovely @ianthecomicartist.bsky.social has made me a robot once again 🥰 #mumSec
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I tell my littles not to brag, but going to be a bit naughty myself… @grahamcluley.com clearly adores me 🥰 @smashingsecurity.com #swag #mumSec
Smashing security podcast T-shirt, a skull filled in with binary, speaking into a mic with headphones on, underneath it says Smashing Security. Stickers of the Smashing Security podcast. Which has its title and cuppa tea and laptop . The Laptop jas a crack down the screen.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think I might be melting….
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
TIL I share sock sizes with my little…. That came entirly to fast. #mumSec
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Two days is a new record! I mean, it’s only a small chip, hardly noticeable.. 🫣🤣 #mumSec
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#achievement of my week, replaced my screen protector. 🤞🏻hope my littles let it last >a few hours this time. #mumSec
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Graham Cluley @grahamcluley.com · 10/07/2026
Thanks (I think) to @rosesec.bsky.social for joining me on episode 475 of the "Smashing Security" podcast, where she appears to want AI to help cybercriminals cover their tracks... Sheesh! Listen to the full pod in your favourite podcast app or at www.smashingsecurity.com/475
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I…. Guess I did say that 🤣 oops
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Glad to hear. If all else fails, at least I’m entertaining !
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone needs a bio, I might just forward them this post…
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🤣🫣 mate, it me. 😘
Reddit post: The welcome return of Zoë Rose and her wayward moral compass 
Body: I love when Zoë Rose is on, I finally feel represented. “So this vulnerability exists” “oh awesome” “no, not awesome.” “Oh … yes, of course, NOT awesome, that’s what I meant.” *secretly thinks it’s awesome
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Always an absolute pleasure chatting with @grahamcluley.com - I love this story telling version of security news. Makes the 😭🫣 more 🫣🤣. #enjoyableSecurity #securityStories
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I do plan to get a garden going, but there’s a few steps to getting there 😅
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bought fresh oregano, I always use dried 🫣, why is it so … soft? #velvetSpice
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#securiTea is ok tho…
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
New annoyance unlocked: floor cleaning robot app counts the rooms $room1, $room2, $room3 on the floor plan - but $room0, $room1, $room2 on the configuration menu… #consistencyIsNotOptional #clearAsMud #UX
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Patrick C Miller @patrickcmiller.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Your doctor’s AI notetaker may be making things up, Ontario audit finds arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
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Your doctor’s AI notetaker may be making things up, Ontario audit finds
Made-up therapy referrals, incorrect prescriptions among the common mistakes.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
#AdvancedPersistentToddler just tried to post on all my social media platforms 🤣 #APT #MumSec
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Full disclosure: I drafted this at 0400… www.rosesec.com/post/is-the-...
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Is the AI Hacker going to destroy my business?
TL;DR probably not. Detail: Whilst I dislike talking #AI in most situations, because it's often presented as this magical box that ... does everything better than humans (it doesn't), and is it really...
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Due to technical issues for remote panelist, the panel I did last week, felt like a 2-person AMA. I think that should be a thing more often, really enjoyable and got to answer more questions from the audience. Even though it was the last session before lunch, people were actively participating.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Had an absolutely fabulous time talking #AI and #IncidentResponse at #TeissAmsterdam2026 today TLDR no, it isn’t going to replace your entire #SOC, but there are benefits, when ensuring you have QA.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
From a perspective of having a sit/stand desk, that has helped me massively (esp to focus on boring tasks). However, I also notice a huge difference when I haven’t climbed stairs in a while (beyond 1 flight) - so… maybe they’re onto something…
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Have you check your teapot? According to my little’s book, Mole’s Spectacles, that’s where theirs was lost.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I signed off work early today, due to being covered in little’s vomit. #mumSec
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If architecturally designed for your needs, with layers of controls, documented and aligned workflows, with communication across teams and no silos… #secops would be much happier 🤣
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
How so many issues could be solved by lessons learnt, and RCA.. the current landscape is, orgs need to be proactive and accountable, not fighting fires and blaming other teams.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’ve recorded two podcasts recently, as a guest, where we talk on vulns and organisational gaps, and improvements… all I think of for any chat like this is the discussion I had with @seanwrightsec.com a while back - where we both were just.. “why not learn from history”
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m curious if that makes me… obsessive or needing control too much 😅 but I just don’t want anyone to feel unwanted..
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
For some, even on death anniversaries of their family members, I will ping people to ask them to check in (without giving context). For others, I might not do anything, besides think of them.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Typically, I opt to not - they’ve distanced for a reason, which is 100% their right, but I often find myself hoping someone makes sure to say something.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Friends that are no more (death, growing a part, differences, &c), my calendar pops up with their birthday reminder and… I’m not sure if I message (the still living ones) or not..
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Stephen Foskett @stephen.fosketts.net · 24/03/2026
All non-US made Wi-Fi routers have suddenly been banned by the FCC. No joke. What exactly does US made mean in this context? Chips? Boards? Assembly? Software? How long before the US goes after Wi-Fi client devices? Will they ban phones and laptops? The demand is deep disclosure of ownership… /1
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Just ordered bright red stockings, as you do, and I recall early in my career where I got feedback that my bright coloured stockers were “not professional” Good thing I never listened. #keepTheJoy #mumSec
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
To be fair, I also don’t like pineapple on pizza….
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I think I might offend their auntie if I do 🤣 @lisaforte.bsky.social is that allowed? 🤣🤣🤣
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Toddler refused to eat spaghetti, because it wasn’t macaroni. Big sibling said it was like macaroni, just longer. Toddler decided that was acceptable, and ate it. #toddlerMath
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Do we also have bran muffins? Those are my favourite.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
🫣 my big achievement is brushing my hair today… 🤣
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’ve given in, and become a coffee drinker. @lisaforte.bsky.social is probably so proud!
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
On my way to #CiscoLiveEMEA. Looking forward to seeing everyone, and talking all things #security! #CiscoChampion
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Guess who just got a ticket to #CiscoLiveEMEA! Looking forward to seeing my nerd community, talking all things #Security, and learning all the things! #CiscoChampion
Cisco Live registration email “Dear Zoë , thank you for registering for Cisco Live 2026 Amsterdam.”
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Have I Been Pwned @haveibeenpwned.com · 06/01/2026
New sensitive breach: Europid dating service WhiteDate had 6k unique emails breached last month, among extensive other personal data including physical attributes and IQ level. 59% were already in @haveibeenpwned.com. Read more: haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/White...
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Have I Been Pwned: WhiteDate Data Breach
In December 2025, the dating website "for a Europid vision" WhiteDate suffered a data breach that exposed 6k unique email addresses. The breach exposed extensive further personal information including...
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Love this one Ian!
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
One day, you’re braving the cold Canadian winters in a little black dress… The next, you’ve acclimatised to European weather, and walking around the house in two sets of trousers, and it’s not even December yet… 🧊
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I always enjoy talking #security and #incidentResponse, but when the audience is this engaged in the conversation, it makes it brilliant. #MSPG25
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Had a fabulous time speaking and attending #MSPG25 ! Thanks to the organisers, attendees, vendors, and other speakers.
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Zoë Rose @rosesec.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
💾 Survive Your Worst Day: #Incident Responses That Worked Time: 14:10 - 14:40 Stage: Elevator Stage - Alexandria 4/5 Speaker(s): Paul Meyers, Alwin Joby, Zoë Rose Moderator: Moderator: Patrick Burgess #IR #DR #BCP
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