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[20 minutes of free-associative monologue] tuesdayswithhorry.com

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We all enjoy a good laugh at Bonehead’s expense - the guy consented to being called that, for instance - but you and everybody you know would’ve lost your marbles listening to Noel play “Champagne Supernova” solo acoustic for the first time in the back of a bus.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fordham football got no points out of a first-and-goal at the 1 situation: something you can count on.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let the Gallaghers guest pick on College GameDay.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WELCOME TO GOOGLE ON YOUR WINDOWS

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ineffectual denim
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
56 years sans the greatest to ever play that instrument. youtu.be/Lw2L_vGUMtE?...
youtu.be
Machine Gun (Live)
YouTube video by Jimi Hendrix - Topic
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“the NFL Network on ESPN,” foh
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reggie Miller; also let’s go Knicks.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*David Bowie voice* Awwwwwwww,
Grand Lam Ban Uet All signage, as some letters are not illuminated.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you 🫵🏻 remember when the New York Knicks won the 2026 NBA championship?
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
chicken salad donut
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
After all this,
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OASIS LIVE ‘25 was a flashpoint moment for the revitalization of band-themed soccer jerseys. In timing the reunion so that it was the year before a World Cup, they got ahead of the inevitable trend and are going to capitalize on it again during a Women’s World Cup year if ‘27 happens as expected.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Has anyone checked in on this guy since the New York Knicks won the 2026 NBA Championship, which is a thing that actually happened? youtu.be/FGoSMbzYd9M?...
youtu.be
Knicks Fan Goin' In!
YouTube video by CallEm Out
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Still from JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY (1984): a newspaper headline reads, “MORONIE DEPORTED TO SWEDEN,” and the subhed reads, “CLAIMS HE’S NOT FROM THERE.”
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it cannot and will not be like this
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
York Comprehensive’s finest.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Has Larry David ever called the Civilian Complaint Review Board of any city he’s ever been in
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In a way wildly different from, but in parallel to, Andy Murray as far as delineations from the Big Three, Stan Wawrinka was as close to a real human being as ever beat any of those guys. He won the first Open I ever attended; I saw him smash a racquet in a match he won. Long live Stan the Man.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Mini Cooper goes by blasting Zeppelin. True to form, not one, not two, but three Led Zeppelin bumper stickers.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Same logic, but for putting the harness on my dog.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if you love a sports team that hasn’t won a title in your life let me tell you: they will do it one day and it will absolutely fucking rip
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A guy in the full Dream Team Michael Jordan uniform rolling up on the free Mamma Mia! street watch party.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tom time. youtu.be/ygfA1A45tn8?...
youtu.be
Tom Petty - You Don't Know How It Feels [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Go Fordham, go Rams, go Bronx, New York.
“Former Fordham Basketball Players Charged In Federal Indictment”
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
barbecue newspapers
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
when Mighty Max checks in for (checks notes) King Gizzard
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“parents who care about architecture”
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Would you rather experience “2001: A Space Odyssey” without -sound, or -vision
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
wrote about Russ basketball.realgm.com/analysis/286...
basketball.realgm.com
Russell Westbrook's Unreal Career
If you needed a one-person vehicle to explain all that has changed about pro basketball in the 21st century, Russell Westbrook might be your best option for such an exercise.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cleansing myself with the watered-down soap at Rockaway Park. youtu.be/KjugPZpikGo?...
youtu.be
Funkadelic "I Got A Thing" 1970 TV Appearence
YouTube video by ImagistStudioPresents ChiTownSoundz
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thinking about people who have written perfect songs. Even just one will do.
Hey everybody, look! It’s Roland Gift!
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you and the crew doing John Galt graffiti, making some grand and inscrutable point
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Time for some songs about trench coats and having a job.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“He could incinerate an entire defense en route to a clamorous dunk; he could then clank a midrange jumper off a region of the backboard that had never been touched by a basketball before.“
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Tom Ziller @teamziller.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
LONG LIVE RUSSELL WESTBROOK www.teamziller.com/long-live-ru...
teamziller.com
Long live Russell Westbrook
Oh, and the Lakers got sold again.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
norman e-mailer
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
endless love
Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant headbutt during an Oklahoma City Thunder-Golden State Warriors game on November 22, 2017. The Thunder won the game 108-91.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/08/2026
russell westbrook arriving to a game in a big orange vest labeled "official photographer" in a way that was supposed to make fun of kevin durant but actually just made him look like a petty goofus
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you saw him as the the monolith in OKC, you knew. Salute to the Brodie.
Russell Westbrook tweets his own name.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Still good, will always be good: youtu.be/RJv2-_--EY4?...
youtu.be
The Who, Michael Lindsay-Hogg - A Quick One (While He's Away)
YouTube video by TheWhoVEVO
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Categorically against the New Yorker’s stylizing of the last top-tier basketball men’s basketball series as “the N.B.A. final series.” Developing a theory centering on people hating New York specifically because of purposeful-othering stuff like this.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wanted to check back in on my preseason predictions, see how they held up. tuesdayswithhorry.com/2025/10/20/a...
Oklahoma City Thunder...:
...nah, actually. No. That's chickenshit. Jalen wouldn't let me get away with that. He's looking up there, and he wants me to say it, but just hang on a minute. The defending champion Thunder - more on them shortly - are an expertly-built squad with a heliocentric offense that continues even when SGA is off the floor. There's no reason to think OKC can't run this right back and win another title.
Ah, except: the rest of the West has strengthened in kind.
Houston's going for broke in an attempt to get KD a title without the Golden State shine. The Timberwolves know they ve got the talent to hang. Denver's reloaded. The LA teams can talk themselves into it. Exactly how good is Wemby now?
As the prosecution previously established, the East playoffs will be no cakewalk, but the West will be a gauntlet. Whatever team makes it out of there will have survived hell, high water and whatever fourth dimensional plasma comes after that, and they'll be feeling it. Aches and pains accumulated over three rounds, in addition to the 82 games leading up to them, may linger.
So, to borrow a mantra from the guy I named my dog after:
Why not? Why not, just this once, lean all the way into it?! never adeportunity before now, and on now tat
will again. Follow the league, follow the paper, see the expansion possibilities and eventual intercontinental cups and all the ya-ya that comes with that because growth is the only way, distilling everything else.
I'm out here on borrowed time anyway, I'm unemployed, and this is my human-written blog, so let's put it in pixelated ink for all the world to see. I can't believe I'm alive and in a position to write this and have it be anywhere near the realm of possibility. This is what I mean. Until it is impossible to believe, however close I get, I have faith. Mark it. Matthew, Luke and John it, too. Put it down there, on its own line:
The New York Knicks are going to win the 2026 NBA Championship.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
baby smashes glass in restaurant -> mom cleans up and carries baby away while -> dad goes out to vape
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Achieving nirvana in standstill traffic on I-95
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mæđdęń 202ª7º
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Alternatively, this is what gets car people back to considering public transit: motion that is also, rest assured, replete with ads.
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
accidental buzzcut
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Summer Streets>>>
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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Summer Streets is a perfect day to move for a very select number of people who don’t have to worry about double-parking.
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