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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m glad they’re still good and trust they always will be, but the Kimmel clip from the other night is some distillate.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“They don’t get gurney patients in places like this all that often, so now you -really- know what you’re in for.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me @ the New York baseball Yankees:

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A reminder: the New York Knicks traded Cam Reddish and the draft pick that became Kris Murray for Josh Hart. One of those guys is in the G-League, another is a non-factor, and the third is in a contract dispute. Be the person who ends up in the construct dispute.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Surely he thinks about how Henrik Lundqvist retired without a Cup. Surely he should get a little treat from time to time, something just for Igor. Often—notably often—that treat-seeking looks like firing a puck down the ice at an empty net."

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When Fat Bear Week has reached its conclusion

A bear is sort of half-sitting in the middle of a river, with a bird behind him, gazing longingly. Where are the salmon, indeed.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We all enjoy a good laugh at Bonehead’s expense - the guy consented to being called that, for instance - but you and everybody you know would’ve lost your marbles listening to Noel play “Champagne Supernova” solo acoustic for the first time in the back of a bus.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Good morning.” “You’ve been up all night.” “It’s still morning.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The One In Which Frank Proves He Has Friends

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I can take the weight.” “Can you?” — “Sleep well, Doc.” “I always do.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I used to have a friend — I HAVE a friend.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I don’t need absolution.” “Oh, c’mon Doc. We all need absolution.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Feelings are one thing; reality’s another. I’m a cop. I have a embrace contradictions. Capital punishment’s wrong, and…necessary.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fordham football got no points out of a first-and-goal at the 1 situation: something you can count on.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Let the Gallaghers guest pick on College GameDay.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Much to my dismay, there never was an ‘us.’”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“You had second thoughts, didn’t you? Lacked the courage of your convictions? You’re not a spy. You’re a failure.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ah, huh. NBC managed a Jayne Mansfield reference in a show technically apart of her daughter’s most famous role’s universe, before SVU existed.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“So the only question left to worry about is this: while you were alive — while you were living, and breathing, and taking up space — who were you?”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“So you still believe?” “I’m willing to believe, detective. Why does belief so appall you?” “Blind faith is the crutch of fools.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Pembleton in a collar. Munch in a collar. Bayliss, winking at sex workers, also in a collar.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Faith only gets in the way and twists you up. So if you don’t have The Almighty to reckon with, you’re fortunate.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“We haven’t had a priest murdered in the city since 1972. I’ve already heard from the mayor. The mayor heard from the cardinal. Now, let’s bring in our sinners before the pope comes calling.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“How could I murder somebody who was committing suicide?” “You killed him before he finished killing himself.” “I didn’t even know he was out there!” “If you tried to kill A, and you kill B instead, it’s still murder.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Uhh, Mrs. Cochran?” “AHH! Thank God, the long arm of the law.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Quick shot of Lewis fishing for his hat on top of the car before driving off, classic visual gag.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Before he ripcorded for the Cream tribute, there was a perfect performance of the very last song I ever hope to hear in this dimension. youtu.be/47rjPOVLanw?...

youtu.be

Jimi Hendrix Experience Live Lulu Show 1969 BBC

YouTube video by The Blues

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

56 years sans the greatest to ever play that instrument. youtu.be/Lw2L_vGUMtE?...

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Machine Gun (Live)

YouTube video by Jimi Hendrix - Topic

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“Georgia Rae had tape of Luther’s shooter.” Not naming the shooter, a masterclass in liability.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The New York Knicks won the 2026 NBA championship.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why did Falsone decide to set up a train set on one of the only tables in the breakroom

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Reggie Miller; also let’s go Knicks.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“So where you at?” “Right now?” “Yeah.” “Nowhere.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Do yourself a favor, Ballard. It’s hard enough understanding why people kill each other. Why they kill themselves? Heh. That’s not ours to answer, is it?” … “Hey Lieutenant, you got a minute?” “For you, 30 seconds.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Do you 🫵🏻 remember when the New York Knicks won the 2026 NBA championship?

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Obligatory 🚨Peter Gallagher🚨 alert

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Do you have enemies?” “Besides Jesse Helms? No.”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Just two blokes from a council estate in Manchester”? Hardly.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

OASIS LIVE ‘25 was a flashpoint moment for the revitalization of band-themed soccer jerseys. In timing the reunion so that it was the year before a World Cup, they got ahead of the inevitable trend and are going to capitalize on it again during a Women’s World Cup year if ‘27 happens as expected.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Has anyone checked in on this guy since the New York Knicks won the 2026 NBA Championship, which is a thing that actually happened? youtu.be/FGoSMbzYd9M?...

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Knicks Fan Goin' In!

YouTube video by CallEm Out

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