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Rootless Suburbian

@rootless.bsky.social
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Ancient Millenial Jersey Jewish Kaiju. Blue Sky's #1 Totenkopf hater. Cursed by Smooch. He/him. Reskeets and follows are not necessarily an endorsement. These posts don't represent any of my employers. Mercutio Politics ftw.

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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Send my secretary of war, please!
An image of Henny Youngman with his violin.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fabio gets it.
Fabio from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave saying" The notion that everything can be solved through strength. It is called barbarism. Think on that!
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did the thing.
My 9 Games Meme

Final Fantasy IX
Fallout New Vegas
Witcher 3
Xenoblade 3
Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Shadow Hearts Covenant 
Elden Ring
Castlevania Symphony of the Night
Bloodborne
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lisa Simpson saying "You have to listen to the notes she's not playing."
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So long world!
Physical Copy of Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Resident Evil fans will have to live with the fact they've driven Zach Cregger away from making another film in the franchise. Really embarrassing. This is why we can't have nice things.
Resident Evil movie getting a 98% on rotten tomatoes.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apologies and redemption are not synonymous. This is a cheap out for wrongdoers and an cheap argument for people to make to avoid the issue. An apology is the BEGINNING of redemption. You have to work to undo the damage you caused not just acknowledge it. This is Platner defender logic.
"So uh you literally do not believe in apologies or redemption. And I'm supposed to agree with that moral compass of yours? Fuck no."
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And yes, it was that bad.
Macklemore performing as a grotesque antisemitic caricature.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you want know why many Jews instinctively distrust Macklemore, he did a performance dressed like this.
Macklemore dressed up with a hooked nose, dark wig and big black beard looking like an offensive parody of a Jew.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
32 people liked this nonsense. Redefining Antisemitism to mean anything other than Jew Hatred is to deliberately weaken the fight against Jew hatred.
Unusual Rat (ovintuaxiv.bsky.social).
Antisemitism isn't just directed at the Jewish. It aims at women, Muslims, POC especially from the Middle East and Black people, people with disabilities both visible and not, and of course all queer people.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Quote this with your first anime. Robot Carnival. No gifs so here's a very '80s still.
A very '80s Madonna looking woman in Robot Carnival.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The face of doom, despair, or economic prosperity. Depending on which side of the border you live on.
Elizabeth Leiston, the silver-haired, blue eyed protagonist of A Livid Lady's Guide to Getting Even looking cute and professional.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Something not cranky to brighten my mood.
Give me a media franchise and I'll tell you my top 5 favorite characters from it
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan from Farscape
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another one I'm surprised I haven't seen yet.
Cristin Milioti holding a Yellow Umbrella on a train platform in the rain in How I Met Your Mother
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I will die on the hill of Quantum Leap's ending being good. Also, Al the Bartender is my favorite fictional depiction of God.
Bruce McGill as "Al the Bartender" in the finale of Quantum Leap
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
People gonna get judged.
The Living Tribunal, a three faced golden god from the Marvel Universe
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My wife brought home a kitten after we'd agreed no more pets, but I'm soft-hearted and the kitten is the platonic ideal of a kitten so we're keeping her.
Kitty! Lying on my lap.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A second one, but someone else's post just reminded me... Anton Baklonov in the Americans, though the show has MANY examples.
Anton Baklonov in The Americans
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
White Base from UC Gundam
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The oxygen in the cabin explodes when she lights up.
Samus death animation from Super Metroid.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My review of "Reality Awaits" by The Strokes.
Lisa Simpson saying "You have to listen to the notes she's not playing."
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
The Execution of All Things by Rilo Kiley
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Spiderman crying over Uncle Ben's rice.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Russian interference in our elections is bad. (Yes, it's bad when the US does it, too).
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting of a man standing up in a crowd and speaking his mind.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
From a pure design perspective Demon Hunter from Diablo 3 is my favorite class in the series. Gameplay wise I prefer casters.
Diablo 3 Demon Hunter concept art
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Diablo 3 class best version.
Diablo 3 Demon Hunter concept art
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Children of anti-vaxxers shouldn't have to suffer and die for their parents' willful ignorance.
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting of aan standing up in a crowd.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Smooch strikes again. I bought Green Day's Dookie at the same time. But their pet Kaiju hasn't cursed me.
Weezer Blue Album
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm writing a fantasy story with guns.
Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting of a man standing up to speaking a crowd.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Drop a 10/10 90s movie 💜
Mia Kirschner doing her schoolgirl performance in Atom Egoyan's "Exotica."
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't have the spoons to alt-text this on my phone right now, but Free Parking is a case in point on why I don't trust the left on Antisemitism. If you think there's an acceptable context to call Jews a "demonic ethnicity" block me.
@free-parking.bsky.social acting like there's an acceptable context to call "Jews a demonic ethnicity"
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
www.sportskeeda.com/us/streamers...
"Actually crazy. Jew is not a f**king ethnic. Jewish is not an ethnicity. This constructed ethnicity, this demonic ethnicity, wholly invented!"
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Young Twilight standing in the ruins of his home town between a wrecked tank and a truck in massive piles of brick and wood debris. Text reads "because it dredges up memories of my own childhood."
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bryan Cranston had a small but significant role as Ranger Ericsson in B5.
Bryan Cranston as Ranger Ericsson on the bridge of a White Star on an episode of Babylon 5
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you better
New Jersey Mentioned meme featuring an anime girl wearing an NJ Devil's hat, a Sopranos shirt, holding an egg bagel in front of a Wawa by the turnpike.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can't think of this game without thinking of Bad Santa.
Billy Bob Thornton dressed up as Santa Clause saying "I beat the shit out of some kid today." In Bad Santa.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Prick is No True Scotsman defending the left.
It's not to say that no leftist had been tempted or even swayed by antisemitic bullshit. But the left is not a fertile landscape for it, and it is not an incubator of it, because leftists are by definition interested in people as human beings, and resistant to the idea that any people is a monolith.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Reposting this without the quote that belittles Black Voters. Cute.
Previous post of this article:  

Here's the disconnect: Black voters often embrace "leftist policies," yet also vote for establishment candidates. The answer is simple. Black voters, like all voters, "are frequently not familiar with the actual platforms."

Instead, they pay attention to crucial endorsements.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The future of the MCU
Box for Spider-Man and the X-Men in Arcade's Revenge for the Super Nintendo
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Peter Falk in Wings of Desire
Peter Falk as Peter Falk in Wings of Desire
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've reached my breaking point.
Me muting the word "Stancil" forever
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Smooch Curse Returns
Cover Photo of Weezer's Blue Album
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bought is much harder than played. I'm pretty choosy. Maybe Earth Defense Force 3? Except it's kinda awesomely bad.
Fighting hilariously giant ants in Earth Defense Force 3.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Von Hohenheim from Fullmetal Alchemist saying "Fuck him up!!!" In a hilarious English dub outtake.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness:
Nick and Nora Charles with Asta
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The one thing they refuse to do because they hate Spider-Man fans of my generation more than they hate lettuce diarrhea.
Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson's wedding.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A guy goes to a couple of funerals.
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Michelle Williams as Mitzi Fabelman. An incredibly charismatic performance. I realize she was based on his mother, doesn't matter.
Michelle Williams as Mitzi Fabelman reaching her hand towards the camera.
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