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Becca

@rootbeer.bsky.social
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
my gender is for me to not know and for you to think you know
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
top 10 women? the only woman i’m topping is my wife
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
seeing bottoms with my bottom today
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
I am not beating the allegations!
My entire bloodline watching as I stutter in her ear during freaky talk
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
no fucking way
Screenshot from the Kim kardashian game, Kim is calling saying “hey bestie! Guess what.” The two response options are “what’s up” and “chicken butt” of course my ass is going to say chicken butt
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
training my puppy girl gf by hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper when she gets out of line
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
gf sent me $5 to buy apple arcade so i’d play hello kitty island adventure instead of the kim kardashian game
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
love when the waiter hands me the check recognizing that i’m the dominant lesbian in this relationship
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
god damn I lost a lot of followers not posting im sorry guys I haven’t been in my poster arc I swear I don’t use threads
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
playing the kim kardashian game in the lesbian bar
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
slop fans be like “how can you eat gunk” until the slop man runs out of slop
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
forever cursed to be eepy after every meal
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
i made papa louie from the papa games as a pattern test! #art
a crochet amigurumi papa louie
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
theres absolutely no reason for me not to be laying with my head between my gf’s thighs rn
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
my gf has abandoned us and is using threads now i’ve never been so disappointed 😔
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
why were birthing videos a thing they really got me coming out of my mom’s hole on tape. what if my opps find it?
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
finally got zaza
two cars in front of a vehicle the first cat has their head in some zaza and is pushing back the other cat in order to keep the zaza all to themself
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
It’s not that I want Threads to die, it’s just that I want Threads to suffer
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
(43 year old youtuber pervert logging onto threads) who else's mom forces them to make their freakin beds?
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i used to think this hunter biden stuff was pretty funny… that was until I caught my own child with a crack pipe in her hands. hold your children close guys you never know what may be goin on in their personal lives 🙏🏻🙏🏻
my daughter a previously innocent bearded dragon corrupted by hunter biden holding a crack pipe and smoking it in her enclosure
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
titties so big they had to add a letter to the alphabet for my cup size
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
“pain is temporary swag is forever” I say as i dig into your skin to give you the sickest garfield tat known to man
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
day 2 no zaza
webkinz frog caption reads I can’t fucking do this anymore
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
day 1 no zaza
cat inside of toilet, caption reads maybe I am the poop
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
i will never be making a threads account why would I want my shitposts linked to something my family and coworkers can see i should be able to post about girlcock with no repercussions
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
i love my wife
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
I just think gay people should keep it out of the bedroom
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
waitress at applebees continuously ignored me and my girlfriend but gave all her attention to the man in the “god, guns and america” shirt happy 4th of july
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aria 🏳️‍⚧️ @hihowaria.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
my gf just bought me a maid outfit its so over
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i used to think this hunter biden stuff was pretty funny… that was until I caught my own child with a crack pipe in her hands. hold your children close guys you never know what may be goin on in their personal lives 🙏🏻🙏🏻
my daughter a previously innocent bearded dragon corrupted by hunter biden holding a crack pipe and smoking it in her enclosure
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
my girlfriend is cuddling blahaj instead of me i never thought he’d come between us
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
a fictional character that you would give an invite code to
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
if hunter biden offered me crack i would smoke it no questions asked
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i write one letter of the kfc ceo’s name in my death note every time they forget my biscuit
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i don’t know how to write a good skeet i have ginormous fucking tits why can’t that be enough
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
exposing her for putting off a blahaj tattoo when I ask her to come in every week (it’s also free)
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
pls admire this gal I made as a pattern test #art
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
being an avid reader as a child I always refused to read the harry potter books and thought they were so stupid and would make fun of anyone that did so im proud to say I hated jk rowling before I had a reason to
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
I get confused as to why I get sad so easily as if I don’t forget to take my antidepressants 90% of the time
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
I had such cute stuff and also deals on metal pronouns are you kidding me #art
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
it’s the last day of pride month and I didn’t get to do a single tattoo from my pride flash this feels like a hate crime
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
might fuck around and start a crow war
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
every time I log onto bluesky I feel like I misread the party invite and accidentally walked into an orgy
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
only update I need is the ability to get notifications anytime my wife skeets
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
i have the most beautiful wife!!!!
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Becca @rootbeer.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
as the wise bop it once said “im going to sleep”
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