roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Hey me too! Finally another weirdo. 020
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026"--to put it mildly--" They're going to kill him. 030
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 28/12/2025The flickers of shadow as the robot kicks and the second guy comes to help make me believe it's real. 000
Reposted by @roosterhogfish.bsky.socialstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing 6646051836
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Lesbian running her finger down your pit: "Who hurt you?" 000
Reposted by @roosterhogfish.bsky.socialAntimoon 🏳️⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 05/02/2025Mitt Romney: *steps into the oval office* Trump: Come, Joseph Smith, friend or traitor come. Come and look upon the DOGE and Grok, and bring the gold plates, I have need of them. Come to the DOGE chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war I 615039
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Constipated from an all meat diet? 010
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Big pharma will surely like it if all science research grants are frozen and the FDA has 10 staff members right? 170
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 04/01/2025The creation is the monster because that's the one I would expect people on tumblr to lust over. 010
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Haha good one Rory! Always the jokester! 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 21/12/2024We will also need control assassinations where their face is not visible and they are not caught. 0101
Reposted by @roosterhogfish.bsky.socialDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/12/2024For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE" 3087090917
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Norwegian Craig needs to tan more. 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I actually wanted to be a forensic scientist before CSI came out because I was a weird kid. The instant that show became popular, I knew it would be too competitive. 020
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 02/12/2024When seagulls are close to death they fly out to sea. When humans are close to death they seek out a local Costco. 030
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 01/12/2024You're telling me a bird ate this crab? 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It's 2024, get with the times, there are girl lizards. 030
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Sorry, that did come off as self-aggrandizing. I'll delete it. 010
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Chicken out and say. "Sticks and turf." 090
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 26/11/2024That professor's name? Andrea Dworkin. 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 25/11/2024As a reply guy, I was a strongyle larva on a tall blade of grass. 010
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 24/11/2024It happened to the Danes first. youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk?...youtu.beDanish languageYouTube video by snurre 010
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I want to get a rat king tattoo where all the rats are in a big circle on my back. Each one by a different artist and a different style. Because one of my foundational beliefs is we're all in this together. 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024youtu.be/lJb47pEJ57Q?...youtu.beThey did it...YouTube video by peruvianbutt 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Funny that people only do them when the copyright expired when, as parodies, they could do them whenever they wanted. 110
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I always loved that the only atheist on the Disc was a golem made of clay. As they were the only one who could withstand all the lightning. 190
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024How awful, this is what Hamas keeps doing to brave IDF troops. 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024That's disgusting. I don't know where your mouth has been. 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My wife has set the smart lightbulb in the bathroom to red and dim. I now piss like I'm in a budget horror movie or The Hunt for Red October.l 021
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024The first time I used one, I found out my eyes could open about 1 millimeter wider than previously thought. But that really only was that one time. 030
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024"What happened to your house?" "Gaming Room, Fire." 130
Reposted by @roosterhogfish.bsky.socialHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Child Psychologist: It is not normal for a seven year old's favourite show to be Taxi and MASH. My Mother (breaking down in tears): Can he... can he ever be normal? Child Psychologist: No, he's going to be weird and offputting 531836157
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The best part about starter packs is looking through all the random dirtbag leftist accounts wondering if I used to lurk them on Twitter. "Hmm 'magilla guerilla' with a photoshopped avatar of Kevin Federline...nope doesn't ring a bell." 010
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Have you seen Interior Chinatown? Great send up off cop shows. 000
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I don't know why medically cleared is so funny to me in this sentence. Your pussy tore its ACL in a basketball game and is hoping that didn't blow its whole season. 010
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I haven't watched the second season, but I remember the last episode of the first season went that way. Tench talks about the bullshit in the tree-trimmer confession. He does a dumb little Sherlock analysis on his gf leaving him. And then Kemper reminds him he could kill him with his bare hands. 010
roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 21/11/2024*nods respectfully* And I would let you because I'm a feminist. 010
