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Joe S.

@roofkelly.bsky.social
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I’m on here to get mad at the government and then have my spirits lifted by the 2026 Chicago White Sox.

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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 1h
Glasnow Turang is Sci-fi dictator name.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 5h
My childhood favorite!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 21h
Honestly I had this thought about the White Sox. Them not winning means I don’t have to do mental gymnastics when they all kiss this guy’s ass.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
a motorcycle sidecar but surprise! it's for soup
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Absolutely.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuck it. Go Guards. The only reason I shouldn’t like them is because they are in the central? That’s lame. They are fun.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brew Crew in 5.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s my GOAT
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tgif. Thank god for Fedde
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This album always shocks me with how incredibly well written, brutal and beautiful it is - no matter how many times I’ve heard it.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These went too well together. I can hear Hank shuddering.
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Edgar Cairo, Illinois @nickbpss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ME 2013-2025: if the white Sox win a game it’s a miracle ME 2026 PLAYOFFS: a single loss is a hideous injustice and foul heresy
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Colson… woof
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m a couple thousand miles away from the best city on the planet but hearing this crowd on TV is making so goddamn happy. Go White Sox!
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sam Antonacci rookie card, with ice cream cone
Colored-pencil card drawing of Sam Antonacci eating an ice cream cone
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See you all on Wednesday
Great things happen in Chicago.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh cool. Chris Rock said some dumb shit and we are just gonna pretend that he was never funny? Got it. And that’s gonna fix everything? Ok cool.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It sucks when you curate your feed to be all about the White Sox but that means that once a week it’s all about the Bears. And I haven’t cared about football for many years now.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This France hit is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay. With the way the shadows helped an already electric Grant Taylor shut down the Guardians, you really have to consider the Pope Leo effect. #whitesox #alds
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astros are handing this game away but, importantly, the White Sox are taking it.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oooooh if Colson turns it on too ooooooooohhh!!!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t ask for much more from Hagen! Atta boy!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Colson found a way to get on base!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Small ball!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ATL over PHI SD over CHC CWS over HOU BOS over NYY CWS over CLE BOS over TB LAD over ATL MIL over SD CWS over BOS MIL over LAD CWS over MIL in 7
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good time to remember OUR guy!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m pretty excited about the playoffs this year. Let’s go Sox!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This sucks. Absolutely enthralling to watch.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a Sox fan, Good Riddance Verlander. As a Baseball fan, I am emotional because he’s the last of his kind. I truly can’t imagine another pitcher pitching as many innings as him, being as dominant and doing it as long as he did.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol no they’re not.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would never bring an iced coffee to an interview, but I would deflect any questions with “idk I haven’t had my coffee yet “
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, ai can’t really put into words how excited I am about The White Sox, but if they actually make a run in October the Pope Leo thing ceases being a meme and a lot of us are going to become very religious.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Big Miggy Style!
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Collin Whitchurch @cowhitchurch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RIP Don Cooper
From left: Jon Garland, Mark Buehrle, Jose Contreras, Don Cooper, and Freddy Garcia celebrating the 2005 AL pennant, in which the four pitchers threw four consecutive complete games. They're wearing championship shirts and hats, have cigars, and Cooper is holding the trophy.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Luis ain’t gonna make it out of the pen either. Cool.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok. The guards are playing like a playoff team. This week is gonna give me some gray hairs. I think the White Sox need the bye but either way this is fun.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tied up in Boston. Go Sox! 👀👀👀
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guards really taking an advantage of playing a really bad team huh?
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Atta boy Burke!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The White Sox get through 6 innings as a starter curse needs to be broken here.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It would be cool if the White Sox had any arms they haven’t exhausted yet.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a bummer. Newcomb has been so great all year but just doesn’t have it in this huge game. Hopefully the offense can save him.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As we all said: Tommy Pham was a great acquisition and he should have been in the lineup the whole time! #whitesox
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
VIVA LA RAZA SEÑOR MEIDROTH
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok Miggy is back and so is my love for baseball. #whitesox
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important to remember that Ed Sheeran is a dope but these two are demons from hell.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He looks like a dog waiting for the window to roll down.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran, you feckless, spineless dork, you are complicit. You let money decide what the rest of your tour would look like. Fuck off with your shitty songs.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bananaman opened a portal and the code was 18 pitches long.
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