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Joe S.

@roofkelly.bsky.social
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I’m on here to get mad at the government and then have my spirits lifted by the 2026 Chicago White Sox.

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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 3h
Glasnow Turang is Sci-fi dictator name.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 7h
My childhood favorite!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Honestly I had this thought about the White Sox. Them not winning means I don’t have to do mental gymnastics when they all kiss this guy’s ass.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
a motorcycle sidecar but surprise! it's for soup
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Absolutely.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuck it. Go Guards. The only reason I shouldn’t like them is because they are in the central? That’s lame. They are fun.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was just saying that he looks like a mayor that would be yelling for segregation in the ‘50s.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brew Crew in 5.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s my GOAT
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yea the whole not having even 1 more SP is really draining.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tgif. Thank god for Fedde
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I read the first two things like it was a beastie boys song
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’ll either hit a homer or barely miss one. Either way it will be inconsequential to the outcome of the game.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This album always shocks me with how incredibly well written, brutal and beautiful it is - no matter how many times I’ve heard it.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These went too well together. I can hear Hank shuddering.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to say there isn’t real stuff to be worked out or that it’s all staged, but they know people will be listening to podcasts amd engaging with people that they have a stake in. So why would they play nice?
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I started floating this theory to get a rise out of people, but I’m starting to buy it. We live in an attention economy. MLB is leaking anything and everything it can about the CBA agreement to drive engagement. They don’t plan on losing any of the next season but they want engagement until then.
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Edgar Cairo, Illinois @nickbpss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ME 2013-2025: if the white Sox win a game it’s a miracle ME 2026 PLAYOFFS: a single loss is a hideous injustice and foul heresy
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lot of game left as the kids say.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Colson… woof
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m a couple thousand miles away from the best city on the planet but hearing this crowd on TV is making so goddamn happy. Go White Sox!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s probably Chance.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As long as it’s not Rahm or Ben Shapiro
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m curious what face value was before the bots got involved.
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sam Antonacci rookie card, with ice cream cone
Colored-pencil card drawing of Sam Antonacci eating an ice cream cone
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay. I haven’t heard that yet. That goes hard.
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See you all on Wednesday
Great things happen in Chicago.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh cool. Chris Rock said some dumb shit and we are just gonna pretend that he was never funny? Got it. And that’s gonna fix everything? Ok cool.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It sucks when you curate your feed to be all about the White Sox but that means that once a week it’s all about the Bears. And I haven’t cared about football for many years now.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the graves are 6’9” deep.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Truly wild. Worst luck ever.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This France hit is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You forgot Castillo…
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay. With the way the shadows helped an already electric Grant Taylor shut down the Guardians, you really have to consider the Pope Leo effect. #whitesox #alds
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a beautiful thing it is!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But I don’t have the sound on
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
His reaction was so chill I thought he swung through it for a second.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty awful at-bat.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Met my wife on hinge, too!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yea, I’m having a pretty good time.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astros are handing this game away but, importantly, the White Sox are taking it.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just wish it turned it off for everyone.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oooooh if Colson turns it on too ooooooooohhh!!!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t ask for much more from Hagen! Atta boy!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fun fact: when Slash wrote that it was a joke spoof on the carnival tune. Turns out it actually ripped.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Colson found a way to get on base!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Small ball!
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exactly how I feel and unfortunately #2 only bolsters #1.
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ATL over PHI SD over CHC CWS over HOU BOS over NYY CWS over CLE BOS over TB LAD over ATL MIL over SD CWS over BOS MIL over LAD CWS over MIL in 7
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Joe S. @roofkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good time to remember OUR guy!
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