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Roody

@rood.house
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Roody @rood.house · 06/08/2026
The world became far less efficient when we decided to stop underlining keyboard shortcut letters in favor of requiring 3-handed operation (2 hands on keyboard, 1 on mouse) for everything
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Roody @rood.house · 28/07/2026
I would seriously pay $100 to change the sound of my Samsung oven.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
LANE NO
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Roody @rood.house · 08/04/2026
Super late on this but maybe @sickoscommittee.org or @awfulannouncing.bsky.social can help??
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Roody @rood.house · 04/04/2026
My coworkers
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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Roody @rood.house · 05/02/2026
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 24/01/2026
CW: EXTREME VIOLENCE I've synced up videos from both perspectives about as well as I can Audio from both is included They are both slowed down to ~.5x, zoomed in, and have their colors enhanced The captions are from the pink lady's video on the left
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They murder a man in cold blood and wait around to watch him die. There is no hell hot enough. Abolish DHS. Impeach, convict, remove. Trials as soon as possible.
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Roody @rood.house · 17/11/2025
Here you go @audreysnyder.bsky.social
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Audrey Snyder @audreysnyder.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If you read one thing I've written this week, make it this one. In 1996, James Franklin moved to Denmark to be QB & OC of the Roskilde Kings. He was teammates with grown men who worked blue-collar jobs & wanted to learn the sport. Story: insidethelions.substack.com/p/the-six-mo...
insidethelions.substack.com
The six months in Roskilde that helped shape James Franklin
'Not many people can say they laid asphalt in Denmark'
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Bernard Taylor @bernardtaylorforfl.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Brian Kilmeade suggesting we kill unhoused people is cruel, dangerous, and un-American. Our neighbors deserve housing, treatment, and dignity, not dehumanization. We need solutions that save lives, not rhetoric that normalizes violence
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/08/2025
Both me and my team lead, who is also a global lead of various things, came into Security from Operations. And we both drop into situations that aren't even our job but we have the skillset to drive towards and we're paid the same regardless. For something more interesting than our day job probably.
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Roody @rood.house · 24/07/2025
This thread is everything
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Roody @rood.house · 23/07/2025
My guy @alexwallaceweather.bsky.social with the BARS this morning! Also slipped in a reference to the latest Clipse joint!
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Roody @rood.house · 21/06/2025
Is a gopher tortoise close enough?
Picture of a gopher tortoise
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Roody @rood.house · 06/04/2025
Fantastic show by @lupefiasco.bsky.social in Orlando tonight!!
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Roody @rood.house · 11/03/2025
No doubt in my mind there is also a pending reboot for updates
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Jon Batiste, who is performing the Star Spangled Banner right now, served on the Kennedy Center Board until he was removed by President Trump this past week.
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Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
They want us to feel despair. They want us to feel insignificant. They want to max out our bandwidth. They want us to be numb. They want us to stop shining the light on their depravity so that they can be free to conspire against us in the shadows. Don't give them what they want.
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Roody @rood.house · 24/01/2025
When you randomly turn on an old Fresh Prince rerun & stumble upon a young @diedrichbader.bsky.social!!
Diedrich Bader on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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Jason Alexander @i-jasonalexander.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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Roody @rood.house · 23/12/2024
Feeling this today after my wife requested a very small printing task from me.
Tweet voicing displeasure with printers
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Roody @rood.house · 23/12/2024
@audreysnyder.bsky.social I'm definitely the only person that wants to know this, and you're definitely the only person who can find out... Did the PSU pep band members at today's #NCAAWVB title match also play in the Blue Band yesterday?
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Roody @rood.house · 13/11/2024
Florida residents: Can we get some of the sweet mid-November weather like the rest of the county? Florida:
Best I can do is another hurricane
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