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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 22h

To compensate for the lack of content to pad until S4, every S will have the first episode dedicated to child-abuse whump similar to what I’ve forecasted the pilot as being: Dudley et al kicking the shit out of him and insinuating he’s gay, Petunia striking his face, Vernon putting out cigs on him.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

1x1: A one-hour montage of the Dudley pushing/insulting Harry, a sequence of cuts where Petunia screams “FREAK” in his face and Vernon belting/burning him. 1x2: The snake going to Heathrow in the UK rain and cold nights, then stowing away on a flight to Manaus (we see Castelobruxo references) 🧵

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QuietSoloist @bottlecapp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I haven't seen the sentiment expressed directly, but it does feel like there's a chuddish flavor that Petra Parker didn't have. I am 98% sure this is a psyop to get the "own the libs" types to buy HP shit because JK alienated most of her original fan base and desperately needs a new audience

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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Petra meme- explores ideas of trans awakening, trans identity and trans allyship. Malfoid meme- "Ara ara, Potter-kun!"

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Doormat, Nerd, Fascist and Jock. Bad guy’s agenda is self-quarantined to a single island with shit weather, and it requires 95% of an already critically-endangered people to die because the inbred billionaires want to be the only 28 last names with magic in the world.

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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

guy handing money to JK Rowling

"K*ll every trans person" - JKR

"I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fanfiction is why stories have so much staying power these days, it basically gives even the most dormant of franchises another lease on life

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

La Rinconada is on top of a mountain, and has a mercury-polluted glacier precariously balancing literally right above it. Altitude is so high, it only still exists because its people snap-evolved to have a higher RBC count and yet they often don’t make it past 35.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026

every election everywhere after one (1) cycle with the fascists out of power: FASCISM NEPOBABY: 50.1% NORMAL POLITICIAN: 49.9%

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So virtuous he owns a slave, treated most side-characters with indifference bordering on contempt, was only bothered by the bigotries against first-gen mages and half-breeds & is so useless that his nerdy friend is 100% responsible for him and his even-dumber ginger stooge whose sister he pulls btw.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The prequels were roughly where Lucas decided that he didn’t need annoying people like “script editors” getting in the way of his genius.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And the miscellaneous ones are why the House Cup is meaningless, because Dumbledore rigs it for them every year because Harry remembered to make his bed without help from the school’s pint-sized “prisoners with jobs”

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mine: ASOUE and Grimm, and that’s pretty much the only two annual traditions of mine because it takes me absolutely forever to for the life of me watch any given show from start to finish

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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a meme set in a fake screenshot of chrono trigger says "transgender people and immigrants are not at the root of any problem that we face in this country and I will not be tricked into thinking otherwise"

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just finished reading a superb post-ending headcanon fic for a canceled TV show that I’m rather fond of, and the closing author’s note said- that he would pretty much never touch that show again, instead going right back to almost exclusively writing tired clichés of riffs on the TERF wizard books

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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

look man harry potter just meant a lot to me as a kid. it taught me important lessons, like how being fat is bad, being a woman with masculine features is bad, systemic oppression is fine, trying to fight against systemic oppression is cringe, and that everyone should grow up to be a cop

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

YES TOUCHDOWN LETS GOOO! (but unfortunately it was one of my fantasy opponent’s players)

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Seahawks defense doesn’t disappoint. Sea, HAWKS! Sea, HAWKS!

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

- Dursleys’ only character traits are cruelty and obesity (B4 kills trees REALLY laying it in thick about the latter) - The “heroes” keep most bigotries in place; aristocracy and Slytherin as institutions are spared - Singular good-aligned poor family is named “Weasley” - “Cho Chang” is a name!

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m not surprised. Literally Voldemort’s entire motivation for wanting 95% of his own people dead is that he’s aroace, and therefore doesn’t understand ANY type of love.

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NineBlack @9black.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Its kind of annoying that 98% of dems are pro trans rights but get stuck with that 2% that are not as this massive anchor that people decide speaks for the entire group but it's actually fucking asinine that people that aren't fucking Dems also get to count as Dems for this shit?

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🏳️‍🌈🚲Cole🚄🚟 @coleurbanist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yeah my thought was that I find both people in the screenshot kind of annoying. The second person more than the first but I hate this game of “You care about x more than y?” When plenty of people care about both.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hope (allegedly) getting rid of woke and being able to be openly sexist and homophobic again was worth it

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s a bland and conceptually-bad franchise anyway with portrayals of slavery that read like Confederate propaganda, four one-dimensional factions (one of which should be disbanded), a moronic MC who’s functionally helpless without his nerdy friend & they’re defenseless without discount-lightsabers.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

MC is dumb as rocks. 1. The year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel. Hermione saved his ass 2. The year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny. Hermione saved his ass 3. The year he thought it was Sirius but it was Scabbers. Hermione saved his ass 🧵

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Russell Hillman is already a spooky name, if you think about it. @allhellismrsun.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

It's in Scotland, but you can only get there by train from London. To get the train you have to run at a wall really fast. You smack your head on the wall and lose consciousness, and when you wake up, you're in Scotland. The bank of the special world is run by the Swej, who have big noses.

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

James Talaricou and Ken Paxtoun are equally bad for the prouvince of Texas and anyboudy whou thinks differently is ounly councerned about the coust ouf petroul.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

All Republicans have to do is tell them that Anthropic is destroying books with gay characters in them, and they will clap like seals and let the councils steal their farms through eminent domain for the datacenters.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

And it isn’t even a good play, it’s just one of the 10-IQ billionaire slave-owner MC’s spawn who he gave crappy names with no input from his wife, whining about how shit his private-school life with a loving, rich and powerful family with 2 living parents is. And Draco’s equally badly-named son. 🧵

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Spoiler alert: It’s all Lord Hadrian Potter-Black-Peverell-Slytherinbyrightofconquest lecturing muggleborns about how house-elf slavery is Good Actually and justifying why he’s contractually entitled to the bodies of almost every girl in Pigfarts to a Ron and Hermione who help Dumbles undermine him.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

The thing about the Harry Potter reboot is, even putting aside the fact that its creator is using it to fund bigoted hatred, you're still left with the story, which has aged very poorly. It's a cookbook for maintaining self-satisfied centrist comfort with systemic bigotry.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I mean to be completely fair, a lot of respectable modern-fantasy stories where magic and/or supernatural shit exists but such people are also less than 50% of the world population, do make them hidden from the general public fearing panic or persecution. SCP, X-Files, Grimm, Percy Jackson, etc.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The main villain is Immortal Loved Rod, who killed Harold Trotter’s parents by shouting “Enemyus killingus!”, but then held his Discount Lightsaber the wrong way when he tried to kill him this way (bro didn’t have the common sense to just throw him against a wall) and wants to kill normie-borns 🧵

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why don’t the Death Eaters force the Muggleborns to marry them to grow their numbers (like in Manacled), instead of sending them all to a death camp guarded by the Discount Nazgûl so they’re the last dozens of British mages left? Are they stupid?

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“Uh excuse me sir, there seems to be a mistake. I planned on being a pick-me gay guy for the cause! And where’s my state-issued twink?!” “GET IN THE FUCKING WAREHOUSE!”

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

She once thought a battalion of Harry Potter Adults would be holding up their knockoff-lightsabers and humming Hedwig’s Theme at her funeral. At the rate she’s going, people will blast “Ding dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding dong the Wicked Witch is deaaad!”

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Professor Fig dies no matter what! Rookwood cursed Anne and blamed the antisemitic-caricature race for it! Sebastian kills his uncle!

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Harry’s a horcrux! Dumbledore wanted Snape to kill him! Lupin and Fred die! Dobby dies and his grave was recreated in real life at the expense of a pristine beach! Harry becomes a cop and gives his kids terrible names with no input from Ginny! They keep elf slavery and don’t kill Umbridge!

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

At this point the damage to the White House has been done, future presidents should just live in a moderately luxurious DC 4-bd-3-ba apartment with a mouse-hunting cat wearing a flag collar, like Great Britain. WH itself will be turned into a memorial to the victims of ICE’s rape-gulags.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Meanwhile HP adults: “SEPARATE THE ART FROM THE ARTIST!!!! SO ROWLING WANTS TRANS PEOPLE EXTERMINATED AND IS FUNDRAISING FOR A POGROM OF THEM, MUH NOSTALGIA FOR THE ONLY 7 BOOKS I WILLINGLY READ AS A KID IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEIR RIGHT TO EXIST!!!1 HOGWARTS LEGACY IS FUN, I’LL BUY 300 COPIES!!!”

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EZGames69 @ezgames69.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

It's almost like the people who love a franchise about a gifted child who doesn't care about the injustices surrounding him would ALSO not give a shit about injustices that surround them.

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Funky Skeleton (Lexxi Napalm) @amialythislexi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

if someone in Wales wanted to do some emotional damage they could get some gasoline and burn all the socks and sticks off the fake grave of dobby the elf that HP fans decided was important enough to divert a pipeline through a real burrial mound

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

From what I know just before I left that fandom, the “good guys” keep everything when they win: The gulag island, elf slavery, the pseudo-aristocrat billionaire class that created Riddle, Slytherin, the state-propaganda paper and their universe’s equivalent of Tucker Carlson (the bug lady).

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My increasingly-bikebrained hometown has odiously put speed traps everywhere and made the walk button actually honor your requests for once!!! HOW DARE THEY!

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cyclists running late aren’t nearly as deadly as a US car driver who just lost 3.5 milliseconds, potentially swerving into the bike lane or pulling a gun out of the glove compartment

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

After the story the inbred-billionaire class are largely still in charge and free members of society, an entire sapient race is still enslaved AND THE PRO-MC GANG OWN SLAVES, and there’s an entire stage play where his nepobaby son whines about how shit his billionaire life with living parents is.

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

- The four houses are just each of the four types of kid in every school: Doormat, Nerd, Sheltered Bigot With Far-Right Parents, and Jock. - MC becomes a cop as an adult, and one of his sons is a whiny little bitch who cries about how shit his nepobaby life with a loving family & living parents is

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Rohan (रोहन) @rohanthenahor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It simply breaks my heart that it was the only fiction book we willingly read growing up, despite being written at the same time as much-better similar franchises like Lemony Snicket and Percy Jackson.

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