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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 6h

“hey wanna see a dead body” ass hockey game

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 6h

I was ready for the stars to get flattened so I’m not mad at it LOL but it’s definitely one of those games where you start to feel a little guilty about how well your team is doing halfway through 😭

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 6h

you can’t be doing that white baby. two minute minor for hooking

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 6h

we’re almost halfway through the game and san jose has four (4) shots on goal. good gravy

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 7h

MACKLIN IS SCRATCHED?? THE PARADE IS BACK ON BOYS

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 7h

playing elden ring with the stars game in picture in picture in the corner

the famous MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!! manga panel

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 8h

what good is having an obese pet who won’t lose any weight despite my best efforts if I can’t also jiggle him like a big bowl of jello sometimes. like that just seems wasteful to me

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 8h

#fishpics he was just elected mayor of mad at me island (I was jiggling his primordial pouch)

A rotund brown and white tabby cat lays on a carpeted floor and looks at something off to his right with an alert expression. He looks very handsome.

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 8h

lmao AWESOME, yeah I only got into it around the time of the winter olympics last year so it’s all very new to me but I’m having a lot of fun with it!!! LOVE a good weirdo goalie 🙏

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 9h

update: fletcher barrett has beaten godrick the grafted to death with a meat cleaver

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 11h

this looks so nice and cozy!!!! also POINTS. STAR BLANKET

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✨MARANDA✨ @randanopterix.bsky.social · 20h

HE'S OUR BASTARD 🖤

Artistic depiction of the pro wrestler Pac. He is standing proudly in the center of the image, his head illuminated from the back with light.

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 13h

very funny how after playing 2 games out of 84 we are only 2.38% of the way through the season and yet seeing game 3 looming on the horizon feels to me like the boys are getting strapped into mickey's dick smasher. following sports makes you crazy why do you guys like this (I also like this)

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

brother you cannot tell me we are losing to a guy named HOGLANDER like a fucking muppet show pigs in space bit.

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

one must imagine sisyphus watching stars hockey

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

jk I did wear a tank top today and I looked very cool :) I have evolved past the need for sleeves

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

DAMN !!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! THANK YOU

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I say “cold” but it’s 69 degrees. this is cold for me

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it has been ONE MONTH !!!! since I got my tattoo so I’m now officially allowed to put sunscreen on it and wear tank tops outside if if I want aaaaaand it’s raining and cold. you hate me. you did this on purpose

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

two minutes into the game and we’re already losing. missed you boys

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

NEW GAME PLUS TIME !!!!! I’M TURNING THE GRAFTED SCION INTO STEW

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

finally hit credits on elden ring :) thyme meadows and ranni are scissoring in the great beyond

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

jokes on him though because I’m getting a pizza and he just gets his normal prescription kibble. dumbass

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

ishy my darling beloved handsome baby boy started pestering me for supper at 2 PM today(!!!!!!!!! WHY) so the last three hours of my workday were just two hangry idiots yelling at each other

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you ever have the kind of afternoon at work where the moment the clock turns five you open your phone and order a pizza

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

jdhgdjf it’s the thought that counts 🫡

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

SCARY……. I haven’t tried to draw anything in months but this is as good an excuse as any I suppose fhdgdjf

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

can’t believe I actually have a fursona now but it didn’t even occur to me to plan ahead and get a halloween pfp where he’s a skeleton or some shit for this month. rookie mistake. I’m embarrassed.

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)

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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"

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Chris Ruiz @okchrisruiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

From @dabryceisright.bsky.social's IG/FB story. 🥲

Screenshot of AEW official Bryce Remsburg's IG/FB story about Jon Moxley from the night of the A Tribute to PAC episode of Dynamite.

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

life will be beautiful again [ 🤼 / #art / #aew ]

a drawing of benjamin "pac" satterley in black casual clothes, hat and glasses, sitting on the sprouting stump of the sycamore gap tree, holding one of its saplings in a small flower pot

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

show me a guy who doesn’t love a stop motion gang of skeletons and I’ll show you a fucking DUMBASS

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

mox on commentary is so fucking funny and so sorely needed. god bless this man

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nat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every PAC reference from Ospreay and Ricochet’s match. The way they paid tribute was fucking incredible. So much love and respect.

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

god lmfao I love mox at ringside in his baseball cap. full girl dad mode

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

man I thought I saw a post on my tl earlier breaking down all the references in the ricochet ospreay match.does anyone have that handy bc my dumb ass completely lost it LOL

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

shoutouts to the fan in the front row during the ricochet osprey match who held up a sign that said YOU’RE STILL BALD, I needed that laugh

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

putting it on the record that when I die I want a pro wrestling show booked at my funeral. cremate me and give someone a headshot with my urn

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

finally sat down to watch the tribute show and obviously circumstances are heartbreaking and devastating and I hope they never have to do one of these show again BUT the mox oc match has made me smile so big already. there is so much love in that room

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bryan Danielson returns to WHAT

Caption of video is cutoff so it says "Bryan Danielson returns to the ring to j o i"

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