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@rocksolver.rocks
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The original (and only) Rock Solver. PWI 500 alumnus from the late '90s. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. Music is good. Not actually Paul Simon

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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 3h
well, fat bear week wasn't what i expected on bluesky
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 18h
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 22h
the fix is in!
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 29/09/2026
look out below!
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Séamas Aloysius @seamusaloysius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Somewhere in Time" is the 6th studio LP by the English heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It was released on 29 September 1986 in the UK by EMI Records and in the US by Capitol Records. It was the band's first album to feature guitar synthesisers. youtu.be/3yiICoqrNkY?...
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Iron Maiden - Somewhere in Time (1986) - Full Album
YouTube video by Music For Your Ears
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 29/09/2026
Watching the Richard Donner Superman II, a fine watch. Not the version I grew up with but arguably a better viewing experience than the original Superman II if you've never seen Superman I
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 29/09/2026
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 28/09/2026
what's neat about the NY times is that it doesn't matter how many times you click "unsubscribe" from their email list, they will simply continue to pretend you absolutely did not do that
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 28/09/2026
If I have to tell one more seller that a preapproval from a lender does not mean that a buyer is absolutely getting a loan, my head might explode
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 28/09/2026
they have a youtube tv package now that eliminates the cable news networks and saves $11 per month. I haven't turned on cable news in ten years so....great!
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 28/09/2026
Raye, Teddy, Lambert crushing this George Michael tribute
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 28/09/2026
What the fuck how why
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 28/09/2026
Country music was a lot better when I was never ever exposed to it growing up in the northeast
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 28/09/2026
Good thing I tuned in early good golly what a start to the VMAs
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 27/09/2026
Time to catch up on a weeks worth of bravo
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J.M. Hart (rowjimmy) @jmhart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Sunday. I hope you’re spending it with people you love and engaging in things that you love: sports, music, outdoors (put down your phone!). Can I invite you to purchase some music that I think you’ll love? Physical media ships first of the week. Jmhart.bandcamp.com
jmhart.bandcamp.com
Headwaters, by J.M. Hart
16 track album
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 27/09/2026
Great choices for coffee here. Cow milk and hazelnut coffee mate. Stomach cramps or vomit flavor creamer. Excellent
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 27/09/2026
Hotel. SHAKE SHACK. AEW. Big Saturday Night
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 27/09/2026
This hotel room is set up for some serious cuckery
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 26/09/2026
Introduced my kids to Jackass: the Movie (2002) last night
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 25/09/2026
“It’s the implication”
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 25/09/2026
man city lol
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Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 25/09/2026
Europe (the band) really said: let's try and imitate the worst era (early 2000s) of Queensryche. And very much ssucceeded!
scandinavian eyes by europe. a new song that very much sounds like the worst era of queensryche
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Séamas Aloysius @seamusaloysius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Black Sabbath Vol. 4 is the 4th album by the Black Sabbath, released on September 25, 1972. It reached #13 on the Billboard 200 Top LP's chart. youtu.be/LgzSXsSMMUA?...
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Black Sabbath - Vol. 4 (Full Album)
YouTube video by Hard Rock
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where did Baby Huey and Joe Rules rank in the PWI 500 this year?
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 24/09/2026
happy birthday @peteforgets.bsky.social you're one of the good ones
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 24/09/2026
who? what? the united states in which I live? where i've never heard of this person or her most popular song ever?
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 23/09/2026
#herewego
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 23/09/2026
can't even post a michael scott gif anymore around here without some help my war-torn child bot account retweeting it
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 23/09/2026
how's your wednesday going? I'm currently in hell arguing with my provider and insurer. a uniquely american problem
improper billing practice by a doctor i saw
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215alexb @215alexb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HSIOW
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 23/09/2026
please help our friend,
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No thanks
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 21/09/2026
Help our dear Jesse, who never buys enough tickets
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 20/09/2026
All I can tell you about watching the Devils thus far today is that DAZN is a far superior streaming platform versus Gotham Sports
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 20/09/2026
Been traveling up and down this part of route 95 in South Carolina for ten years and I still have never gotten a decent picture of that giant peach on the side of the road
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 19/09/2026
it's been a pretty unsettling week so we're ending it with 2 netflix comedy specials and old SCTV reruns to feel recharged
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Only one word for an image like this: POWERFUL
Goldie hawn and Kurt Russell
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pettter, stuff scientist @pettter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Relevant Calvin and Hobbes comic.
Calvin's dad at the computer: "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considerd a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybode wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed"

Calvin, holding a package: "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!"

Calvin's dad: "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Discovering this is real, and even as one of his biggest haters in America I’m in awe of how awesome this is @iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social youtu.be/MsRjpI1P-aA?...
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That Time Ric Flair's Entrance Theme Was 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins (1986)
YouTube video by art/research
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky incarnate
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 17/09/2026
help a buddy out folks
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
KEEP TALKING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLATIN RIDEN A EVIL MOTOCYCLE "KEEP TALKING MOTHER FUCKER , I WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF YOUR STORY, I AM SORRY I INTERRUPTED " - SORRY, MY BAD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 16/09/2026
interesting medium.com/@dapscience/...
medium.com
What Big Food Did to Ice Cream
The “encrapification” of the American pint — a chemist’s plain-language dissection
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 16/09/2026
we're raising rates, they're going to be the biggest rates. big beautiful rates. nobody has rates taller than our rates. a man approached me and said, sir, they say my mortgage will cost 6000 a month for my 350000 house, and i said you're gonna have the best mortgage after the election! and he cried
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 16/09/2026
if this is anything like when joe satriani decided to start signing, we're all in for a bad time
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 16/09/2026
this right here is how i know for a fact that all algorithms are bullshit
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ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 15/09/2026
Time for fun
Grateful dead 3-13-85
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