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Michael Williams

@rocketmoose.bsky.social
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Head of Technology at Bungie. Hobbyist & occasionally professional puzzle designer. My opinion is mine alone. He/Him

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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been studying Witch Hat Atelier and learning Forbidden Magic.
A drawing of a circle, around the inner edge are various glyphs, and in the center is a “Cool S”.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not sure what is happening on Vashon Island, but I’m definitely not intruding on this lane.
A photo of a bike lane, marked with a bicycle glyph and a pedestrian glyph. Paint has spattered by the head of the pedestrian creating horrifying antlers.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stacked shells of rowboats in a scallop shape at the Center for Wooden Boats, with the space needle and a sunset in the background.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Incredible art from @haykebyr.bsky.social based on an amazing captain.
A Richard Scarry illustration of a cat steering a small sailboat. The boat has cutely patched sails. The cat has a red jacket and a tan ball cap.Alternate of the prior image, the cat is now wearing glasses.Shawna on a Schooner. She has a red jacket, ball cap, and transition lens glasses.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Xena is helping the assembly of the new cat tree.
Instructions for the assembly of a cat tree. The booklet has a clear bite mark with 3 hole-punch tooth holes, because Xena is a monster.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I did get one other birthday gift for Shawna. Several months before her birthday, she called out that Zelda and her Age of Calamity Master Cycle would make an incredible Akira-style poster. I took notes and then quietly commissioned the incredible @lokyu.bsky.social to create it. It came out well!
An akira-style poster with the Princess Zelda walking towards the Master Cycle. Below the text reads “Zelda” with the katakana for the Zelda over it.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When you have to contain a cosmic horror and/or release one using really big lock-picks. Destiny 2 Red Bull can for scale. * The lock/lock-picks were not made by me, but by an incredible coworker.
A big chest is wrapped by a giant chain and locked with a comically large lock. The lock has “ADEPT 7” engraved on it. In front of the chest are 3 correspondingly large lock-picks. On top of the chest is an empty Destiny 2 Red Bull can.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I commissioned and received some incredible pet art from @haykebyr.bsky.social, and now they is framed by Shawna's desk for her birthday. The art captures Xena and Gabby perfectly!
A drawing of Gabby, our grey tuxedo cat, laying sprawled out on her back with her belly showing. The background is a fun geometric pattern, and there is a little swirly heart coming off her.A drawing of Xena, our black tuxedo cat smiling with her mouth open. The background has emphasis lines around her, and she stands on a curved terrain. 3 bright "emphasis" lines are next to her head, showing her gremlin-ness.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My brother came into town before Thanksgiving and we visited a very good farm.
Michael holding a baby capybara.Michael holding a baby wallaby, which is wrapped in a warm blanket pouch.Shawna carefully petting a porcupine.Shawna and a Capybara staring into the distance as if preparing for battle.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Me: Heh. They are going to need 20-30 pizza cards to pad that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Magic the Gathering set out! The Universe:
A magic cart called “The Gift of Prophecy”
Type: Summon Apollo
With the flavor text “But what if…” - Random internet users trying to be comedic.
The image is a warrior holding a dodgeball, about to nail some spearmen who are just walking around.

The card is a 3/1 card for 4R, because prophecy is always too costly.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
A modified diagram for the from the game Portal, showing a Molotov cocktail being thrown down through a low blue portal and coming out through a high yellow portal and arcing towards a power boat. A caption reads "Now you're thinking with Bortles."
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Japan is still bringing their A-game www.expo2025.or.jp/en/overview/...
Japan’’s mascot for Wold Expo 2025, Myaku-Myaku. This delightfully cute cosmic horror is a blue dripping figure with a red donut of eyes surrounding its smiling mouth.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
In keeping with the general themes of our marriage, yesterday Shawna and I celebrated our 20 year anniversary by walking about 14 miles of coastline. I feel so so so incredibly lucky to be married to such an incredible partner in adventure!
Shawna gazing out over a rocky coastline.An apple strudel, a mocha, and another apple strudel on a narrow table in front of a misty bay, with islands poking out of the fog.Michael and Shawna on the bow of an island-taxi in a bay, with islands behind them.Shawna on a bike on the beach, throwing her hands up in celebration. A sunset lights up the sky behind her.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
An article from the Onion, titled "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades".  "Blades" has been crossed out, and "A's" has been written above it.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Follow up…
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Every so often we hear Xena wheezing and are concerned…then we discover she’s choking herself once again with the edge of her cat tree.
Xena the cat resting her throat on the edge of the cat tree and being confused why she can’t breathe.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
At a No Kings protest, a sign reading “So bad even the introverts are here”.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Azul is an amazing travel game. Just get a 1-gallon ziplock bag, and the boards, rules, and disks, all fit into it perfectly, with no need for the big box!
The Azul board game. The tiles for the game are in their fabric bag, and everything else is tucked flat in a gallon ziplock, ready to be packed for travel.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
(3/3)
A girl stares forwards, with her face under-lit dramatically. The caption reads, "valentine."
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
(2/3)
A girl in a purple dress grabs the arm of a girl in a blue dress, while shoving a green-dressed girl out of the way. The caption reads, "HEY THERE VALENTINE!!!"A block for flower arranging. It is made of a heavy block with dozens of sharp nails sticking out of it. The caption reads, "Pierce some hearts, Valentine!"A girl plays the piano with a rose held in her mouth. The caption reads, "Have a rose-mantic day, Valentine!"An umbrella is tossed out the window of a limosine at the feet of a girl whose head is out of frame. It is raining. The caption reads, "You're umbrellamazing, Valentine!"
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We've been watching the ancient anime "Dear Brother" with some friends, and so for Valentines Day I made them all cards. (1/3)
A black-haired girl slapping a brown-haired girl, while another girl looks on. The caption reads "You're a knock-out, Valentine!"A girl in a classroom lifts two other girls into the air by the scruff of their dresses. Other girls look on in shock.  The caption reads: "You're a real pick-me-up, Valentine!"A hotel. Over the entrance, the sign reads reads "HOTEL ROWAIYAL" in large block letters. The caption reads "I'm under your spell, Valentine!"In the forground is the shocked face of a girl, halfway off frame. Behind her there are 5 daggers stuck into the wall, with marks where more daggers have been. The caption reads, "I have the knife-est time with you, Valentine!"
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Meet Sir Ignacious Cinderheart my lovely dumb Pathfinder 2e Fire Kineticist / Champion. Commissioned art courtesy of the incredible @haykebyr.bsky.social
Artwork of a knight wearing plate mail and a red cape.  He has a goatee and a silly smile, but his mustache is made of flame. In his hand is a rose made of fire, and he is surrounded by roaring flames. He wears a symbol of the goddess Sarenrae on his chest, which doubles as his kinetic attenuator.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
A little while ago @ashmakes.games mentioned Ube casserole and it sounded amazing, so I gave it a shot for a holiday party and folks really enjoyed it. I love the color so much!
A casserole dish, with half-served Ube casserole.  The casserole is purple, and is topped with small toasted marshmallows.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
We found a crosswalk button with some issues. (Audio required)
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The Okami Sequel announcement was a massive missed opportunity for the new logo.
The Okami Sequel logo, reading "Okami Sequel" using the original Okami Logo, with "Sequel" dropped beneath it.  A large red X mark has been added to the lower right corner.An alternate concept for the logo, reading "OkamII", where the I from the original has been turned into a roman numeral two. A large green check mark has been added to the lower right corner.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Happy Holidays to everyone! I made you a dumb comic.
A 3 panel comic
Panel 1: A man is screaming next to a table holding a dispenser canister
Panel 2: The man keeps screaming and something is happening to his hand
Panel 3: A closeup of the dispenser and the hand. The dispenser is labeled "Hand Santatizer", and the man's fingertips have turned into tiny screaming Santa heads.
Happy Holidays!
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
If you go down to the Redmond-Woodinville valley, just north of the Willows golf course about 20 mins before sunset, you can see a colony of thousands upon thousands of crows, and feel like the Prophesied One.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A poster for the anime Angelic Layer, where tiny battle dolls fight each other.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is a Programmer Art comic I did for the holidays a couple of years ago. Now you get to experience it too!
A hand-drawn comic
Panel 1: There is a group of carolers singing with Judge Dredd on the right side of the group.  They sing: "Deck the Halls with boughs of holly"
Panel 2: Individual carolers sing "Fa", "la", "la", "la", "la"
Panel 3: Individual carolers sing "la", "la", "la", but Dredd sings nothing, only "..."
Panel 4: The carolers are puzzled, with a question mark. One asks "Mr Dredd?", who responds "I AM the La!"
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Preparation: Write a sequence of numbers in the notebooks, one number per page. 6,8,10,12,14, then 15,16,17,18,19,20. Open the notebooks to the “6” page. (4/10)
3 spiral-bound memo books sit on a table. The first is open, with a large blue number 6 written on the page, the second is closed, and the 3rd is open to a page with a large red number 20 written on it.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I'm working on nuking my old Twitter account, and as we are getting into gift-exchange season I thought I'd repost "How to do a game-designed gift exchange". (1/10)
A wooden tray, holding a clear 20-sided die.  Sitting alongside it is a stack of small spiral-bound memo books.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Shawna googled “Is sitting with an empty mind beneficial?” And the AI overview is… um…
Google search results for “is sitting with an empty mind beneficial?”  The result has some standard benefits listed, but highlighted is a section in “dangers” that reads “It can also lead to disincarnate entities filling the empty space in your mind.”
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Rainy day bingsu
A tray with a green tea bingsu and an Oreo/strawberry bingsu.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
She hides under a blanket all day, but at night all she wants to do is cuddle and stretch.
Gabrielle the grey tuxedo cat, stretching out in a blanketed lap.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
“I may say that’s a *heavy* borb” My amazing late grandmother playing with birds at 97 years old. She passed last year, but spent her whole life as a formidable adventurer.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Today I’m out on the water celebrating 19 years married to the wildly talented captain/Technical Program Manager/artist/sword fighter Shawna Williams. The last 19 years have been packed with crazy adventures and wonderful cozy moments, and I’m looking forwards to many more.
Shawna at the wheel, captaining a 98-year-old wooden schooner back through the Ballard locks to her home today. The Seattle skyline and space needle is in the background.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Port Townsend, a bunch of wooden boats, and two ferries, with a coiled line in the foreground.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Girl asking “Why don’t we have both?” In “This is fine” fire.Community show scene with the pizza and chaos, but the returning Tony is saying “This is fine”
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
We recently learned about bingsu, and honestly I really wish I’d known about it sooner.
Two mini bingsu bowls on a wooden platter. One is topped with whipped cream and fruity pebbles. The other is topped with bean curd and injeolmi.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
Spotted in Bellevue.
A defunct Toys R Us store.  There are 3 blocks of graffiti, all of which have been crossed out  and labeled “Toy” with red paint.  Written in the same red paint is “NO TOYS ALLOWED!!!” underlined.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
I made this mash-up a little while ago, and I feel like it is usable in a wide variety of situations.
The Community meme where Troy returns with pizza to a room full of chaos and fire, but he has a word bubble saying "This is Fine."
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
The Shine Triumphant Emblem:
A Destiny Emblem with a white circle containing 3 forked pillars on a field of orange.  The emblem background is red forking lines on an orange background, with a star on the far right.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
I may have peaked with Balatro. What a great game!
Balatro game over score screen.  Best hand was 5.126e11, Ante 14, and all with High card plays.The set of jokers used for the game: “Shoot the moon”, “A holographic Reserved parking, and 3(!!!) Baron Jokers.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
I’m taking some time off from work to do volunteer work this week!
A 45 foot wooden mast, weathered and faded.  It has just been pulled and inspected by the Coast Guard.Here I’m “wooding” the masts with a circular sander with a HEPA vacuum attached.  You can see the natural color of the wood under the old sun-faded color.Putting on the first layer of spar varnish.  The 1st layer is 50/50 thinned with paint thinner to let it soak deep into the wood.  It also makes the mast glow!With 2 more layers of varnish, the masts are starting to take on a beautiful redish shine. Ultimately we will need between 5-7 layers to protect the masts from sun and weather.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Does this count?
A car we found once while walking with a pile of mannequin heads in the back window, each with a name in their neck.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
After years of research I believe I've been able to prove that P does not equal NP. Pete was played by Danny Tamberelli, while 'N Pete was played by Michael C. Maronna. Furthermore the characters were different ages, with very different personalities. I await my check from the Millennium Prize!
Titular characters from the show Pete & Pete, overlayed with a partial diagram of the P = NP problem.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
"We've got the resources for either Option A or Option B"
The Old El Paso girl asking "Why don't we have both?" in the "This is fine" burning room.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
This weekend I finally (finally!!!) managed to complete a game of Twilight Imperium. I got together with some awesome folks from work and duked it out in space. I didn’t win, but made some amazing plays I was really happy with. The game is delightfully absurdly A Lot.
A sprawling Twilight Imperium board in the very late phases with pieces everywhere. A massive battle has just resolved in the middle-right.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
Shawna is getting some Saturday afternoon chores done.
Shawna up in the rigging of a Schooner.
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Michael Williams @rocketmoose.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
We played ‘My City’ last night night and got a bit of extra help from my personal board game coach.
Sitting in front of a board game, with Xena the cat perched on my shoulder.
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