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Rob Shipman

@robship.bsky.social
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Gentleman, scholar, acrobat. Poacher turned gamekeeper. I have of late but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth.

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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’ve binned the Malbec, getting a crate of Rioja in for Sunday night.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s so hot, my cat has melted.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
*Jazz Hands* #ProjectHailMary
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Amaze. Amaze. Amaze. #ProjectHailMary
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
FINALLY saw Project Hail Mary last night, Amaze. Amaze. Amaze.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Shame, would have thought you’d have seen a few blue ones at least.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
See any tits?
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Paid for Royal Mail 48hr delivery on a package, tracking data could take 3 days to appear…
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Man's Hilarious Confused Look
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“ROXANNE, you don’t have to put on that red light.”
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 17/04/2026
A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Certified banger. And to those of us of a certain age, the theme tune to the BBC’s ‘Rally Report’ with William Woollard. I can’t hear it without seeing Colin McRae’s Subaru Impreza leaping a Northumberland gravel track.
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Alex Churchill @alexchurchill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’ve seen images of buildings sandbagged to protect them from the Luftwaffe that have more grace…
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"I don't know what weapons the next war will be fought with, but the one after that will be with sticks." "Because of nukes, right?" "No, because we decided logistics was woke."
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
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David Klemperer @dmk1793.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The long 2010s are finally over
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Three days booked in the archives, what will we find today?
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Allez Les Bleus! Allez Les Bleus! Allez Les Bleus!
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
TV Show Pitch: 'Louche Cannon'. Sebastian Cannon is a cop who's questionable methods and personal life, constantly have him butting heads with authority. But, as much as Top Brass want to get rid of him; he gets results.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I was given the gift of gastroenteritis for Christmas, from 2am on the 25th until 10am on the 27th, nary a solid passed through me. And now? Well I just farted without following through, it’s quite an emotional time as you can imagine. Happy New Year everyone.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
1805: Napoleon is master of Europe, only the British fleet stands before him, oceans are now battlefields. www.instagram.com/reel/DSTyURE...
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Robin and Mickey on Instagram: "#robinsweetpotato #christmas #roombareindeers #roomba #reindeer #pirate #pirateship #vacuumcleaner"
A fun and unique holiday gift idea that combines the popular Roomba vacuum cleaner with a pirate ship theme. This festive twist on a household essential makes for a great Christmas present for kids an...
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Favourite song about Alcohol abuse that includes a weird woodwind synthesiser solo and is actually a banger? I’ll start: youtu.be/4vTnff0pkgs?...
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Gerry Rafferty - Night Owl (Official Video)
YouTube video by Gerry Rafferty
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Solid tracking data here from Royal Mail.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 05/12/2025
I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The cricket (again).
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The cricket.
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Jack Bowsher - Thunder Run @historybowsh.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
🎄🚨 COMPETITION TIME! 🚨🎄 WIN a SIGNED copy of Thunder Run: Meiktila 1945! The greatest battle you’ve never heard of! Just repost any of these posts over the next few days, and on Sunday I’ll pick a winner at random. #WNTL? #ww2 #history #author #sww #christmas #xmas #present #competition #win
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Packing for my house move on Saturday has to pause for the next three nights, as Disney+ release the remastered Beatles Anthology series.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Incredible headline.
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Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The All Blacks replace their best player after 45 minutes…
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
A panel from a comic book: ""November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing"
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I’ve lost 20kg since March by eating less and moving around more, yet everyone automatically assumes I’m using the weight loss drugs. Fuck this quick-fix society, appreciate the effort.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
‘Pluribus’ on Apple TV is mad and fucked up and I love it already. #Pluribus
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"Quick, Sergei - read the check list for the tail falling off whilst I try and stick this thing down." [Splash] "Before landing-" "Oh." [raises the collective]
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Charity Run #6 in the bag and over £200 raised so far, thank you so much to all those who have donated. fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/robs-gi...
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Amazing film.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
"You're making me very nervous, Richard." 'Dead Man's Shoes' is just starting on Film4, and I cannot recommend it enough.
Richard, Sonny and Anthony in a scene from "Dead Man's Shoes".
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Fuck ‘em, we’ll be drinking in their tears this time tomorrow.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
For those who caught my Family Stories talk at We Have Ways Fest ‘25, the action described by my grandad, Bill before his wounding and capture started 81 years ago tonight. The picture shows the 2/5 Leics objective after their river crossing. #WHWF25
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Lucy Betteridge-Dyson @lmbd1418.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
When I binned off Twitter in 2023 I lost quite a large platform of genuine followers. I’m not one for a social media grift, but if you’re on Instagram (yes I know, another poisonous place for different reasons!) please do look me up. A girls gotta promote her book to pay her bills 🙃
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
One person who shares this will receive a free subscription to our outstanding aviation blog - what you waiting for? hushkit.substack.com
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Spudmonkey @spudmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
ANTIFA liberates Rome (1944)
A jeep carrying what I take to be General Mark Clark (the jeep has a three star plaque on the bumper), drive through Rome after the 5th Army liberated it from the Fascists.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
In bed with post-festival flu and this is the first message I see FFS.
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Rob Shipman @robship.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
He was great in everything, but never better than with Paul Newman. The Sting is a knockabout masterpiece.
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