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Merlot Brougham

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Chief Jncologist - DeVry Institute of Technology - Columbus Campus, Sword Owner, Muscular Class. So many stairs.

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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Big ups to the Brewers, but also what kinda fuckin havoc would've gone off if the Cubs weren't murdered with their pitching staff all season. Not to say the Brewers don't deserve it - that's obvious, but it would've been a TIGHT NL Central if not.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?
Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just watched Colony, a Korean "modified zombie" movie. It got great user reviews and poor critical reviews. I think I'm gonna hang with the critics for now. That was some TV movie crap. Boring, handholding narrative, campy characters in a non-camp movie. IDK. Not for me.
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm damn near 46 years old now and it took this long to figure out my music genres. Obviously I'm primed in the Grunge Era so I'm sold on Nevermind and Black etc, but I have found out my shit is just Prog with a metal bend.. Feed me the Alan Parsons and Tool and Gojira
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sick amores.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing. Not even a particularly nice neighborhood (retirees, decent but forgettable)
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Found a house I like and lmao. C'mon man.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Found this Silky Rosegill growing in a tree hollow. Almost too perfect. I guess they're fairly rare.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He is risen.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No dice. We lost our metal detector access and couldn't find it with a ground probe.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Exciting day. A friend and I buried a time capsule at his old house around 1992 and the house is now empty and for sale, so we're gonna dig it up. Stay tuned for the excitement.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess I'm a fan of this show mostly because I'm willing to sit thru a lot of the slop because the joke payoffs tend to be pretty good and the kid that plays John is legitimately funny.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dump em out Amy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know it's probably easier to make a bad movie than a good one, just like anything else, But man, The Uprising is just sad.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're from The Ocean?
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hav-musuvs.bandcamp.com/album/archiv... Gonna throw a rec on this. Heavy/Psych instrumental I saw live recently and god damn. I don't know how I've not seen them live. The live set added in a few Black Sabbath covers, which tracked. Drums outrageous. Lead insane.
hav-musuvs.bandcamp.com
Archives of The Impossible, by Hav-Musuvs
6 track album
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
67 skibidi ohio ass professor
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
smdh
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would kill and eat the Liberty Biberty. No question.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rhinegeist is very well-known and the box art is purposefully retro.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ohiomaxxing my beer selection today
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stumbled on another video that saw this same thing and said that these guys were using classic Domestic Violence techniques (also like cops!) and were doing something called DARVO (Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim and Offender) I'm sure they're all very familiar with this.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been getting fed a lot of "Bad Cop" videos on IG lately and these weiners act EXACTLY like cops when they get something wrong. Never ever admit mistakes and then always turn the conversation back to attacking the target.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this was my local Kroger, you would've hit 128 Mums, a complete outdoor furniture set, a low cooler full of a premade salads, 655 bags of Doritos, 54 shopping carts, and porch swing before you even made it this far.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just spun this Duran Duran album at game night a few weeks ago. Apparently the artist's name is Nagel so it was weird to see that Googlesplat (?)
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wasn't familiar with the nagel, so I googled that and realized I'm hungry.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a Pomodoro sauce for the first time today and then realized I had no pasta in the pantry, so I used pinto beans instead and I'm not gonna say it, but... I am eating for macros lately and that was just as good and considerably better on that specific front.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bringing an iced coffee to my interview for a new bartender at this bar in Greenfield Massachusetts. Wish me luck!
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I fuckin love when DS9 shows those still shots of Cardassia like I bet those mfs have capital monuments with drones and snipers in them. As a matter of fact it makes a lot of sense to just imagine Trump as a Cardassian.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I slept on that movie when it came out and it easily became a top 10.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went to debase myself by watching the new season of The Ark only to realize I hadn't watched the previous season of The Ark. Terrible times we live in here.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mullet Reviews is getting awfully close to my domain and he's likely to stumble on our local - absolutely dogshit - Chinese Buffet.
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Angie @angieispissed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme is a gem. I daresay maybe I am tickled by this movie.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know it's the beer talking, and I'm not a Music Guy but I really feel like if modern 15-17 year olds got ahold of Three Six Mafia, some shit might got down.
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
13/12 headline. No notes
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's humid AF in here and my Two Hearted is doing work. #beersky
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ND just got an unsportsmanlike conduct - excessive celebration penalty that was 100% indistinguishable from the Key and Peele sketch with the hip thrust penalty.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seeing $7.17 diesel in Chicago suburbs is wild. This shit is gonna pop off.
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Merlot Brougham @robotsinmyhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoteling Day baby! We're in da office!! My coworkers are gonna see me do like 12min of work today and I hope they're ok with that.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The FBI’s new recruits are practicing bestiality the right way. by Ezra Klein
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