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Number 5 @robojoe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Not content with rolling death traps, Musk unveils a flying death trap.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/10/2026
The moment Katie Britt realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 17/09/2026
Summer xkcd.com/3299/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person swings from tree over water.] (2) [In the middle of the swing, the tree’s leaves have turned brown.] (3) [When the person lets go, the tree is bare of leaves and everywhere is covered in ice or snow.] (4) [The person landed on the ice looks behind at Person 2 with shoulder-length hair standing on the snow.] PERSON 2: Summer over already, huh? PERSON 1: It seemed extra quick this year.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Neither Trump nor his wife are in attendance at this year’s ceremony, notwithstanding the AP photo editor’s bullshit.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone can become disabled at any time. It’s not a moral failing. It’s not laziness or a lack of effort. It’s a part of the human condition. People get sick. Bodies break down. It’s a minority group you can join any time.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
James Talarico: Tarrant County, the largest swing county in the state of Texas, is closing 92 polling locations. They’ve suspended a million voter registrations in our state. To anyone in Texas watching this — I’m urging you to check your voter registration online and make a plan to vote early.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hope it’s clear to everyone who cares about the survival of our democracy that we need massive turnout and landslide margins to counteract the lies and cries of fraud that are coming after the midterm vote.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
From Boston…
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 13/02/2026
💝🗽
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 13/02/2026
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normalice @normalice.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
they should give Bondi the voter rolls but with everything redacted..
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It’s time. I want the see Steve Kerr’s Warriors and Minneapolis’ Timberwolves agree that they simply cannot play this game tonight. A strike in solidarity with the besieged city and its murdered and abducted residents.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/01/2026
Stop saying we shouldn’t impeach Nazis because they’ll be replaced by someone worse. We should never stop fighting to remove these evil monsters. Don’t obey in advance.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Never forget who MTG really is. courtesy of @mindcite.bsky.social
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/12/2025
Just to be clear. It’s the John F Kennedy center legally. Just like it’s still the department of defense
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Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Urgent update. Our bipartisan petition to force a vote on a straightforward extension of the Affordable Care Act tax credits now has 218 signatures. Mike Johnson should bring the bill to the floor immediately.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I didn't have Susie Wiles checking every box on the bingo card on my bingo card.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Seconds to Chaos in Chicago: Car door ripped open and phone smashed to the ground as Citizen Records ICE in public. When "rights" aren't respected on the street, your safety is the priority. Watch your back, friends.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Trolls Elon Musk’s social media site X has rolled out a new feature in an effort to increase transparency—and unwittingly revealed that many of the site’s top MAGA influencers are actually foreign actors. www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
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Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/11/2025
This is my kind of good trouble.
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Some good points raised herein.
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Number 5 @robojoe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Marshmallow Nazis, is what they are.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Politico @politico.com · 06/11/2025
Nancy Pelosi will not seek reelection
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Nancy Pelosi will not seek reelection
The former speaker’s announcement comes as she faces a tougher-than-expected group of primary challengers.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago. Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
When ProPublica emailed questions to Newby’s daughter, the North Carolina Republican Party’s communications director, Matt Mercer, responded, writing that ProPublica was waging a “jihad” against “NC Republicans,” which would “not be met with dignifying any comments whatsoever.” 

“I’m sure you’re aware of our connections with the Trump Administration and I’m sure they would be interested in this matter,” Mercer said in his email. “I would strongly suggest dropping this story.”
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Number 5 @robojoe.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Uh, what? Are all Trump pardons effectively for any future crimes, or something?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
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🇺🇸 RULE of LAW made AMERICA GREAT @mke-voter.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Omission of news is propaganda too.
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Number 5 @robojoe.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Holy shit. Nice job, Boston.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 16/10/2025
NEW: The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. We found more than 170 such incidents since the start of the second Trump administration. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes nearly 20 children, two of whom have cancer.
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More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Thread 🧵
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Josh Manning @joshmanning.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Is our frog called Epep? Because I feel a balancing here.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This you, Kristi?
A screenshot of a post from X (formerly Twitter). The top tweet is from user @covie_93 with the caption: “This tweet aged like Stephen Miller…..”. Below it is a tweet from Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) that reads:
“If Joe Biden federalizes the National Guard, that would be a direct attack on states' rights.
Over the last several years, we've seen Democrats try to take away our Freedoms of religion, assembly, and speech. We can't let them take away our right to defend ourselves, too.
South Dakota defends the Constitution.”
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Serious question: What's stopping the State of Illinois from arresting Stephen Miller & charging him with incitement? The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy. At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.
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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 03/10/2025
Release the jobs report. And while you’re at it, release the Epstein files.
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Ted Lieu @tedlieu.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Day 2 of the Republican shutdown. Your regular reminders: 1. GOP controls government. They control what bills get voted on and the vote thresholds for each bill. Senate GOP can pass their bad funding bill today if they felt like it. 2. Dems are fighting to lower costs and save healthcare.
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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This is one of the scariest things I’ve seen in 2025. A new government website—TrumpRx—is launching in 2026 for “discounted” prescriptions. Here’s what they’re NOT telling you: Follow @elizaorlins.bsky.social for more. youtube.com/shorts/ffyS3...
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DO NOT GIVE AWAY YOUR PERSONAL MEDICAL INFO TO TRUMP’S NEW TRUMPRX WEBSITE
YouTube video by Eliza Orlins
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It can’t be said enough: the last three times the government has shut down, Donald Trump was president of the United States, and Republicans controlled the House and the Senate. They cannot govern.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I feel naive just writing this, but a president threatening to withhold funding to a city unless it elects his preferred candidate for mayor seems like the sort of thing that shouldn't be legal.
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MSW Media @mswmedia.com · 19/09/2025
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Rep. Dr. Jasmine Clark @jasmineclarkforga.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I haven't forgotten about this.
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