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Rob McMinn

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Author, blogger, Irish tea drinker, pizza perfectionist, Beatles person. UK and France. My novels are 100% organic with no artifical ingredients. Read more: robmcminn.uk/fiction-and-non-fictio…

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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 17h
So. Farewell then, Marina Hyde. It’s good news, I think. Term limits for opinion columnists should definitely be A Thing
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 20h
Descaling the coffee machine, which has been nagging for this all week. It's so needy
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 20h
China is now the leading country accessing my blog. Previously it was Hong Kong SAR. I guess there are a bunch of Chinese LLMs being trained on my nonsense. You're welcome
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 01/10/2026
I see Murderbot is in the new Stones video
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 01/10/2026
Every time I’ve watched Led Zep videos on YouTube, Jimmy Page’s guitar has been very out of tune. Is this a thing?
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 01/10/2026
Ooh. New kindle hardware with a snap-on cover which has page-turn buttons…
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 01/10/2026
Just mowed grass but didn’t bother to collect the clippings. Yeah, yeah, mulching, whatever that is. Hoping OH won’t notice (by dint of their being carried into the house on the soles of shoes) 😬
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 01/10/2026
Gearbox saga – an ending The parking situation at the VW dealer in MK (artist's impression) Today, finally, the long saga of the EMERGENCY GEARBOX MODE was brough to a close. We had the actual problem fixed* in France over the summer, but on returning home and trying to use the other car key, we…
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Gearbox saga – an ending
The parking situation at the VW dealer in MK (artist's impression) Today, finally, the long saga of the EMERGENCY GEARBOX MODE was brough to a close. We had the actual problem fixed* in France over the summer, but on returning home and trying to use the other car key, we discovered that it had become "unpaired" from the car because an essential electronic component had been swapped out.
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 01/10/2026
Lol, classic. “The head of the firm is dead at present” – a line worthy of Peter Cook
From Kynaston: “and at a party that evening at the American Embassy, Tony Benn encountered Groucho Marx. I like England and its people but this quaintness has gone too far and has got to be stopped,' he told the Postmaster General. 'I ordered a suit and it was four weeks before the first fitting. I asked about another firm of tailors who had made a suit years ago and they said, "It's still going but the head of the firm is dead at present"? This is how the world looks at us, reflected Benn afterwards”
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 01/10/2026
From 3 years ago: robmcminn.uk/2023/10/01/i...
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In which I explain to confused Tories what it is they stand for
The Guardian/Observer has a headline today: ‘No one knows what we stand for’ For a story in which Tories gathering for their conference complain about their party’s offer for the voters. &#82…
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 30/09/2026
Louisa back in Slow Horses. I love her 😍
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WRONG or METAPHYSICAL IN NATURE @jsthrill.modphi.com · 30/09/2026
REGULAR PRINT
Great Classic Series
The Turn of the Screw
Henry James

for some reason the illustration is two wrenches clamping the same bolt
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 30/09/2026
Just faffed around with dual fuel tariffs. May have fucked up 😬
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 30/09/2026
New Kynaston FINALLY in the house. I’d have had it a week ago if I’d ordered from Amazon 🙄
Two books. Danish folk tales, legends and other stories and deep into the 60s by David Kynaston. 
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 30/09/2026
Got rained on on my walk. This is the problem with hyperlocal weather forecasts
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 30/09/2026
@wordfoolery.bsky.social
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 30/09/2026
Words the Weather Gave Us by Grace Tierney (ARC review) In one of his books (can’t remember which one) French polymath philosopher Michel Serres makes a big deal of the fact that in French, the same word – temps – means both weather and time. He makes the point, in his gnomish way, that since…
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Words the Weather Gave Us by Grace Tierney (ARC review)
In one of his books (can’t remember which one) French polymath philosopher Michel Serres makes a big deal of the fact that in French, the same word – temps – means both weather and time. He makes the point, in his gnomish way, that since weather is a chaotic system, then time is too. Time is not a straight line, but fractal and folded.
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 29/09/2026
Just made a super-hot chipotle chilli steak and noodles dish #foodsweats 🥵
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 29/09/2026
🤔 Uncanny
A novel called Spin by Patricia Cornwall, employing a lightweight, narrow sans serif font for the titleThe excellent Spin by Robert Charles Wilson, which uses a lightweight, narrow, sans serif for its title
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 29/09/2026
I bet this has to do with GLP-1 drugs My own personal experience is that the desire to drink alcohol almost completely disappears. Don't see myself buying any whisky for the foreseeable
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On the rocks? Scotch distilleries pause production as unsold ‘whisky loch’ grows
Demand for Scotland’s most famous export has slumped, with industry facing job cuts and closures
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 29/09/2026
Request for Burnham and his team. No more of this kind of thing. Don't trail a speech in advance. Let the press report on it after you've given it. So sick of this kind of non-news
Guardian headline: Andy Burnham expected to say he will push ahead with electoral reform plans. And a big picture of Andy Burnham mid-speech, but not this speech, because it hasn't happened yet
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 29/09/2026
30 minutes on the rowing machine today. Ded 🚣
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Flippin' 'eck, Tucker! @losttourist.social.chatty.monster.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
[UKpol, RAF Fairford] If you're the police and you've caught a gang of international state-sponsored terrorists, you don't release them on bail a day later. So were they * fly-tipping * dogging * lost or something else? #Fairford #Gloucestershire #RAF #USAF
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 28/09/2026
I’ve not seen anyone comment on the disparity in size between the TNG shuttlecraft (poky London bedsit) and the SNW shuttlecraft (200 square metres, en-suite in every bedroom)
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 28/09/2026
Choosin’ Breakfast There was some discourse over the weekend about the record-breaking number one single 'Choosin' Texas' by Ella Langley. I think it revolved around the idea (on one side) that anyone who claims not to have heard (of) it is lying in order to look cool; and (on the other) that it's…
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Choosin’ Breakfast
There was some discourse over the weekend about the record-breaking number one single 'Choosin' Texas' by Ella Langley. I think it revolved around the idea (on one side) that anyone who claims not to have heard (of) it is lying in order to look cool; and (on the other) that it's perfectly possible in today's atomised culture not to have any awareness of incredibly popular things.
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 28/09/2026
Just had the chimney sweep in. A nice guy, and he doesn't charge too much, but he does like to go around the house telling you all the things that are wrong. It's very stressful!
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 27/09/2026
Whenever they do “sunny climes” on telly, it ends up looking grey and cold, because they film in the off-season, I’m assuming (Yes I’m watching Marble Hall Murders)
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 27/09/2026
492 pages, double-spaced Courier Prime, ready for the typo and grammar check. Title reveal for the sharp of eye!
A printed manuscript on a table
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 27/09/2026
I might be quite interested in this, but £40 for the Kindle edition? And "available from £109 used"? Fergetabahtit
The Oxford book of Ghost Stories in Late Renaissance France
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 26/09/2026
There's someone who has been reading all my books on Kindle Unlimited—which is great, royalties ahoy, but I do wish they'd drop a review or rating. (I mean, I'm assuming they're enjoying the read, since they've read three whole books…)
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 26/09/2026
What was a fucking dog doing in a restaurant anyway
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Andrew Cooper @rickynow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good afternoon. Token One is a Stones classic. I've chosen the live version because it always makes me smile. Rolling Stones "Memory Motel". youtu.be/EmyxNKIcJOI?...
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Rolling Stones- Memory Motel (Live in Germany 1998) Full HD 1080p 60fps 16:9
YouTube video by Alan Delis
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Marsha @mmshere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Token 2 is the memories themselves. Bob Seger is reminiscing of a time in his youth with Night Moves. Busy Saturday I'll be popping in and out. youtu.be/xH7cSSKnkL4
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Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - Night Moves (Official Video)
YouTube video by BobSegerVEVO
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Why am I a BAT? 🦇 @yamiacat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's 11AM. Welcome to the Mystery Jukebox 4.0! 🍻 I've realized that in the excitement of sorting a last minute host change, I neglected to refill my prescriptions yesterday 🤦 Well, never mind! The party barge sails on! 😺 You have 2 tokens! NO REPLIES HERE ⛔ CLICK LINK FOR FULL RULES! 1/3
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The Mystery Jukebox 4.0 - Michael Gallagher Writes
All the rules and conventions for joining in Kitty's Saturday Mystery Jukebox laid out in one place for your convenience.
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 26/09/2026
Anti-clockwise on the cycle loop today, for a change. But the roads are bumpier and the hills are steeper, which is why I'm a clockwise guy. Today's banger: youtu.be/SqAlBiYoZS8?...
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Dwight Yoakam - "Intentional Heartache" [Official Video]
YouTube video by New West Records
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 26/09/2026
Furrowed I posted on Bluesky yesterday a photo of a certain field nearby, which is crossed by a public footpath. Personally, I've always been puzzled about this. If I were the landowner, I might have created a suitable path around the edge of the field: trim back the brambles and the nettles, keep…
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Furrowed
I posted on Bluesky yesterday a photo of a certain field nearby, which is crossed by a public footpath. Personally, I've always been puzzled about this. If I were the landowner, I might have created a suitable path around the edge of the field: trim back the brambles and the nettles, keep it nice and flat, signposted. But maybe that's not possible, so that field usually has a trodden-down path diagonally across it.
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 25/09/2026
“Why are you asking me? I’m a fucking CHEF, not your gran!”
Stupid clickbait on Apple News:

News+
*Simply
RECIPES
I Asked 3 Chefs if You Really Need To Poke Holes in Baked Potatoes, and They All Said the Same Thing
1h ago
• • •
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 25/09/2026
Ordered my copy of Kynaston from the publisher rather than Amazon. But where is it, Bloomsbury? I know if I’d chosen Amazon, I’d have it by now, fucksake
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 25/09/2026
Walked across the field as the farmer was busy ploughing up the footpath, lol
A ploughed field under a blue sky. Tractor visible on the left
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 24/09/2026
O my god, this week’s Strange New Worlds!
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 24/09/2026
Daughter #2, who (like her mum) is unable to cut a straight slice of bread, started a new job at a deli today. One of her jobs was… slicing bread. I’m waiting to hear reports that she’s sliced off a finger, too, since her hand positioning is also alarming
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 24/09/2026
Had a legit email go into spam today. I clicked the “move to inbox” button (MacOS Mail app) and… where did it go? Shows up when I search, but no idea where the system put it 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 24/09/2026
The question I have is, who was responsible for leaving an American gun magazine in Abbey Road Studios? David Cosby? 🤔
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 24/09/2026
First draft done
Scrivener Manuscript target showing 90,074 words of 90,000 words written
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 23/09/2026
Today have written That Scene in WiP, the one I've been thinking about since I started. Up to 88,666 words, first draft nearly done. Tomorrow? Maybe
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you've read a book (like, say, THE CALAMITIES) and enjoyed it, a nice thing you can do is leave a review somewhere! And tell your friends, family, and any passersby. And also leave the author a big bag of money and, oh, I dunno, apples somewhere within easy reach. Good apples. NICE apples.
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 23/09/2026
Wtf 😳
Blood pressure monitor showing a reading of 98/67
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Up Hill Down Dale Walks @uphilldowndalew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Derbyshire Day! Only scratching the surface still...! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ #happyderbyshireday #Derbyshire #photography #nature
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 22/09/2026
Those trackers they give them are MASSIVE
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Rob McMinn @robmcminn.uk · 22/09/2026
Hippy hippy shake Following advice from Bluesky pals, I self-referred to the physio again (my previous referral having run down the clock), and had heard nothing about an appointment. But then yesterday: an unexpected call, offering me one today, because of a cancellation. Otherwise, it would have…
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Hippy hippy shake
Following advice from Bluesky pals, I self-referred to the physio again (my previous referral having run down the clock), and had heard nothing about an appointment. But then yesterday: an unexpected call, offering me one today, because of a cancellation. Otherwise, it would have been November. Quick update: lateral hip pain (not in the joint). X-rays taken. Referral to physio in January.
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