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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

FlyDubai hires replacement co-pilot:

Inflatable pilot from the movie “Airplane”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ok now nobody can deny antisemitism is out of control:

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cannot stop hearing the claim at top left to the tune of “Moves Like Jagger”

Daiya dairy-free cheddar package with claim “Melts like Dairy”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Even she looks confused to as to why this is:

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Getting our heads crushed by THE Mark McKinney from “Kids in the Hall?” That’s the kind of content you can only get at @jkesselman.bsky.social’s and my new comedy Patreon, www.incontinent.show

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

“THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MANISCHEWITZ”

Article headline: “Tonight is Shabbat 250: Trump’s first-ever national sabbath proclamation”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

TONIGHT! Come see COMEDY HISTORY with the first-ever Netflix-official FULL NEURODIVERGENT CAST comedy variety show, at Hollywood’s iconic Laugh Factory! Tickets in comments - ALMOST SOLD OUT

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

FAN of “Love on the Spectrum?” Comedy? BOTH?! Come to the Hollywood Laugh Factory Monday to see host Dani Bowman, other LOTS stars & a FULL NEURODIVERGENT CAST in an uproarious comedy-variety show — kicking off the Netflix Is a Joke festival! (Proceeds go to 2 amazing neurodivergent-support orgs)

Poster for the show “laughs on the spectrum,” Monday May 4th at 5:30 at the laugh factory in Hollywood.

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I’m just gonna leave this here…

Delivery robot with the label “Serve Robotics”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Whenever I feel bad about my own writing, I remember this:

Poe from Star Wars saying “Somehow Palpatine returned.”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I’m pretty sure there’s a bit more to it than this…?

Paper sack full of paper towels, labeled “Baby Care”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Shouldn’t this, by definition, be…*unavailable* at participating Jack in the Boxes?

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I can’t un-hear this being read in a Barry White voice:

Recipe title: “Basic Sweet Hamentaschen”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

When you let your podcast guest know their episode is live:

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

From a FRANKENSTEIN screening and Q&A with Del Toro & design team: Monster’s color palette = Victor Frankenstein’s childhood home GDT wanted to make screaming castle Medusa 2 stories high - producer wouldn’t let him Actor cast as the Monster bailed 7 days before filming - Elordi was last-minute!

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Doing my first AMA Monday. Sneak peek!

Respondent to AMA writes: “Two-part question: who are you? Who gives a shit?”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

HOUSTON, we have a… fun time planned. Come see @daviddegrand.bsky.social and me and get our disgustingly hilarious kids’ graphic novel (or my Deadpool or comedic Jewish history book) signed! This Sunday!

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Guys, my Internet provider just figured out I’m Jewish.

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the Board of Peace!”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

New Regina Spektor album just dropped:

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

You can’t spell “Minute Maid” without “AI”

Minute Maid strawberry lemonade with crazily effusive copy about how it will change your life.

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Apple informing me that my AppleCare has run out…

Dark masked figure appearing in Mozart’s doorway from the movie “Amadeus “

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

This one slit its throat rather than face such a fate.

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

“Hey kids, let’s gather around and slowly kill an adorable bear in scalding liquid!”

Instructions: heat up milk, add chocolate bear, and allow to melt

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

But in the “What if Kermit had never been born?” world, we see the Twin Towers still standing…

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

In a world with Kermit, this post-9/11 souvenir is in use.

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

2002’s “It’s A Very Merry Muppet Christmas,” a loose “It’s a Wonderful Life”-knockoff not only strongly implies that Kermit caused 9/11 (see comments), it contains this “Scooter cage dance” scene that is pure nightmare fuel. Sheesh!

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

“Smithers! Pour me some of those so-called…”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I just spent a delightful weekend devouring veteran (in both senses) writer Mark Hoffmeier’s electrifying new novel, filled with crackling action, exhilarating espionage, and glorious detail-packed evocations of 1940s Hawai’i, as well as other eras! It’s the perfect holiday “book-snuggle.”

Book: “The sword of the rising sun” by mark hoffmeier

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Sometimes nature memes itself

Very foggy scene with street sign reading “Ohio”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

In space, no one can hear you make seltzer.

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

YOUR 2ND HANUKKAH GIFT HAS ARRIVED! Rabbi Noam Raucher and I are proud to announce our new podcast, coming in 2026, heartfelt, funny, occasionally deep real talk by/for real JEWISH MEN! Produced and co-hosted by Marlene Sharp & @gracefraga.bsky.social, and sponsored by the Fjmc HQ.

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The title I’ve spent my whole career striving for:

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

“Why so… FURIOUS?” The Novelizers podcast (@novelizers.bsky.social) , which I help produce, is back for a brand-new season spoofing THE DARK KNIGHT. The premiere was written by me and stars Lewis Black raging, cursing AND… singing Sondheim? You heard me! Now listen here: podfollow.com/novelizers

Lewis Black in a Batman mask, angrily saying “Get this fucking thing off of me!”

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

“THIS Jew knows what I’m talking’ about…”

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