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Rob

@robjon99.bsky.social
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Sharks, Giants, Niners, Oregon football are the teams that ruin me. Occasional movie takes. Certified Gregghead. Cal Poly alum.

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Watching horse racing @jonbois.bsky.social
A rider jumps to another horse to avoid falling during Race #7 at Saratoga
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What if I told you…that a meaningless Thursday Night Football game was getting ready to take place at SoFi Stadium…and it did not involve the Chargers?
Google result: Turkey vs USA Today at 7 PM. Los Angeles Stadium in Inglewood.
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
First halves of both Group A Games
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m not sure what scares me more: Mike Grier trading away Eklund thinking it would land him Bowen Byram or swapping Eklund to actually select at #9. If we don’t trade that pick for a D-man before Friday evening I’m going to be very upset Keep in mind we’re still like $15mil below the cap floor
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
May I have another pack please
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pack please
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I didn’t watch the Leafs much this year but his point dropoff starts right when Berube was hired, right? I feel like you at least have to try him out in a new system imo. Hard to believe a guy just declines from 50-70 point guy to 35-40 point guy at only 32. Is he injured or something?
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Remember when Slafkovsky was 19 and people were saying he was a bust. Lol
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tippett is going to be kicking himself for years. A penalty shot to ice the game in Pitt would have been stuff of legend
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Remember when Slafkovsky was 19 and people were saying he was a bust. Lol
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Porter Martone has arrived. What a player. What an add at the end of the regular season. Flyers are scorching
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Wes McCauley calling this Canes Sens game like the ref from Youngblood. If no one’s skull is getting cracked, no one needs to go to the box
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My Sharks missed out too I feel your pain 😭😭😭
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Woke up early, couldn’t sleep
Ebenezer Scrooge asks a child “What day is today?” The child responds with “today? Why it’s the day of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, of course!”
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Homer Bush hell ya
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
@every-topps-card.bsky.social gimmie a pack, please 🙏🏻 ty
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Watching the Masters @jonbois.bsky.social
Haotong Li takes his 5th shot at #13 on Sunday at the Masters. He is behind a bush in such a bad spot, the cameras can’t get a shot of him.
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Misa Celebrini Wennberg down the middle for the next 3+ seasons of Sharks hockey? Yeahhhhh that’ll do
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Really disappointing result for the Sharks last night after being up 3-0 late. A win against a top 5 offense in Edmonton, on the road, would have been maybe their best performance of the season. You learn some lessons (like maybe get 71 on the ice in OT) and move on
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Leafs fans showing up to the arena tonight like
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Incredible (three) ending(s). 8/10 movie. We need more slapstick movies based on board games. I’m thinking like a Dr. Strangelove-esque ‘Risk’ movie. A ‘Guess Who?’ movie as an 80 person whodunnit. A hacker thriller based on ‘Password.’ Unfortunately Battleship (2012) killed the genre forever
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Wadsworth showering himself thinking it was another door handle is peak comedy
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Omg the secret passages
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
*possible spoiler if im right* Mr. Boddy says “Wadsworth said you’re only getting out over his dead body.” Did he mean…dead Boddy?
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Wadsworth just said the police will be here in 45 minutes but there’s 70 minutes left in the movie…interesting
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Oh! Oh! A candlestick on the table
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Mr. Boddy should be like a thousand years old this guy looks like grown up Eddie Munster
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
All these people from Washington eating dinner, I’m sure this is all happening at the expense of the American taxpayer somehow
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I knew I missed something
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Miss Scarlet just left her car on the side of the road with the hood open?
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Tim Curry was born to play a butler. Such a Wadsworth.
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I was wondering how soon we’d see the first weapon: four minutes in…a very sharp knife
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
NW: Clue (1985)
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
goddamn falcons
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Today’s #CFB picks. Not off to a great start but a lot of ball left Ohio State -18.5 Vandy +3.5 Houston -13.5 Army Air force under 49.5 North Texas -6.5 Kansas St. +7.5 Kansas -24.5 Ole Miss S. Carolina over 55.5 Ole Miss -11.5 Tennessee -2.5 Cincinnati +10.5 SJSU -1.5 SJSU Hawaii over 56.5
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Week 9 college football picks North Texas -25.5 Virginia -10.5 Alabama -12.5 Iowa State -2.5 Texas Tech -38.5 TCU -15.5 LSU +3.5 (-140)
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I’ve seen enough give Diego Pavia the Heisman
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Way better second period so far for the Sharks. They’re going the blue collar route, getting pucks deep, forechecking hard, just making life difficult for Utah. Eklund is also looking smooth as hell with the puck on his stick
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This Sharks team looks terrible, possibly worse than last year. They’re just chasing the puck all game, and once they get it, they almost always give it away
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
You know expectations are low when I leave that Sharks game thinking “well at least they got a point!”
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
North Texas -1 Washington -10.5 Ohio State -13.5 (alt line -130) Bama -2.5 Houston -14.5 Oregon Indiana over 55.5 Kansas +14.5 Utah -5.5 Arizona +2.5 Hawaii ML +110
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
+2 units last week. We move
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Jags can just go back to these uniforms full time, they know that right?
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Forgot to post my picks this week South Florida -28.5 SJSU -2.5 BYU -18.5 San Diego State -6.5 Clemson -14.5 K State Baylor over 61.5 Air Force Navy under 52.5 Arizona -20.5 Notre Dame -20.5 Oklahoma -45.5 Miami -4.5 Cal +2.5
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Wolf dander. Just took my antihistamines. #SpartanUp
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Looks like Sharks leadership got absolutely swindled by one of the cologne guys at the mall
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Just turned on Jets Dolphins. Waiting all day for Thursday niiiigghhhhttttt 🎵
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Going to watch some baseball on TV today
A cartoon baseball says: “What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.”
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