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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

What if I told you…that a meaningless Thursday Night Football game was getting ready to take place at SoFi Stadium…and it did not involve the Chargers?

Google result: Turkey vs USA Today at 7 PM. Los Angeles Stadium in Inglewood.

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

First halves of both Group A Games

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Woke up early, couldn’t sleep

Ebenezer Scrooge asks a child “What day is today?” The child responds with “today? Why it’s the day of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, of course!”

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Leafs fans showing up to the arena tonight like

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Looks like Sharks leadership got absolutely swindled by one of the cologne guys at the mall

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Going to watch some baseball on TV today

A cartoon baseball says: “What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.”

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

One of these is original and bold. The other is cookie cutter. Shouldn’t be difficult to determine which is which

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I’ll be honest…if you think the modern Wild jerseys are better than the originals…I just don’t know what to tell you. Such a fast improvement on the left

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Raise your hand if your NFL team is 3-0!

George Kittle drinking a beer with his hand raised (at a wrestling event)

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Me: Don’t worry, Smilin’ Pete isn’t real. Smilin’ Pete can’t hurt you. Smilin’ Pete:

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

You know how in the CFL they have the goal posts at the front of the end zone, which can be an obstacle for players? What if they just did the goal posts like this

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

With Ned in there at backup goalie around $2 mil, the Sharks still need to spend about $5 mil to get to the floor. Curious to see how they get it done with every spot virtually filled (Thompson, Bordeleau and Gushchin qualified signings pending)

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

With Vlasic being bought out, the San Jose Sharks (assuming Couture hits LTIR) are at $43.47 mil in 25-26 salaries (if my math is right). They need to spend $27.1 million JUST TO HIT THE CAP FLOOR. WHAT IS MIKE GRIER PLANNING

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

John-Jason “Jingleheimer Schmidt” Peterka is on his way to Utah

From Frank Servalli on X:

Breaking: Sources say #Sabres have agreed in principle to trade forward JJ Peterka to @utahmammoth. BUT there is apparently a contingency holding up deal.

If completed, and still a big if, would be a big get for #TusksUp adding another 23-year-old top line forward to the mix.

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Love seeing everyone’s NYT Ballot. Fun exercise. #FilmSky

THE 100 BEST MOVIES OF THE 21st CENTURY
Reader's Choice: My Ballot
Inglourious
Basterds
2009
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
2005
40 Ysar-Old
Seauhi
School of Rock
2003
ZODIAC
Zodiac
2007
Superbad
2007
No Country for Old Men
2007
The Dark Knight
2008
Parasite
2019
PARASITE
Hereditary
2018
Dear
Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
2008

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

The old Facebook interface lol. Someone must have spent some time on this

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

2009 era Samsung phone. Guitar Hero controller from Guitar Hero III (2007).

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Watch Rap World last night for the 5th time. The details they put into this movie to make it 2009 accurate are insane. In the background of the two-second shot where you see the movie theater owner, there are 2009 movie posters on the wall, including one for “Confessions of a Shopaholic” (2009)

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

#SuperRegional parlay anyone? $20 to pay $2600?

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I have no idea what I'm doing but it's fun. Do any of these contracts make sense?

Left Wing
Center
Right Wing
LW|RW
C. Grundstrom
$1.80M
RW|C
C. Graf
$942K 
RW|LW
T. Toffoli
$6.00M
LW|C
W. Eklund
$863K 
C|LW
B. Goodrow
$3.64M
C|LW
A. Wennberg
$5.00M
C
M. Misa
$975K 
C|LW
M. Celebrini
$975K 
RW|LW
N. Kovalenko
$2.60M
RW|C
K. Kakko
$5.00M
C|RW
W. Smith
$950K 
RW|C
M. Marner
$14.60M
Press Box
IR
LTIR
LW|RW
D. Gushchin
$1.00M
D
Mukhamadullin
$1.00M
IR1
C|LW
L. Couture
$8.00M
Left Defense
Right Defense
LD
M. E. Vlasic
$7.00M
D
S. Dickinson
$943K 
D
V. Gavrikov
$7.50M
D
J. Thompson
$1.50M
RD
T. Liljegren
$3.00M
RD
V. Desharnais
$2.00M
Goalies
G
Y. Askarov
$2.00M
G
G. Romanov
$1.00M

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

How about you mind your own damn business

Email subject line: How is your liver doing?

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

College baseball tourney day 1? Hmm?

UC Irvine
-130

UC Irvine @ Arizona State
Rhode Island
+235

Rhode Island @ Dallas Baptist
Western Kentucky
+135

Western Kentucky @ Georgia Tech
USC
+150

USC @ TCU
Cincinnati
+125

Cincinnati @ Wake Forest
East Tennessee State
-105

East Tennessee State @ Louisville
Stetson
+170

Stetson @ NC State
West Virginia
-125

West Virginia @ Kentucky
-120

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Bruins fans very eager to congratulate Don Sweeney on his extension, look at all the replies!

Twitter replies: 1K+ Retweets 1.2K+ Twitter likes: 854

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

You could make up a beer league lineup of former Sharks still in the playoffs (five guys short of an actual NHL lineup)

Hertl Granlund Kane
Lorentz Sturm Gadjovich

DeMelo Burns
Walman Ceci
Emberson Megna
Benning

Hill
Vanecek

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

This is how you do a spin-off. No major characters, but minor ones (Oscar). Add a brilliant lead actor (Domhnall Gleeson), while keeping the original showrunner (Greg Daniels) …this show is going to be good. Oh yeah and Eric Rahill is going to be an effing star by this time next year.