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@robjon99.bsky.social
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Sharks, Giants, Niners, Oregon football are the teams that ruin me. Occasional movie takes. Certified Gregghead. Cal Poly alum.

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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Watching horse racing @jonbois.bsky.social
A rider jumps to another horse to avoid falling during Race #7 at Saratoga
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What if I told you…that a meaningless Thursday Night Football game was getting ready to take place at SoFi Stadium…and it did not involve the Chargers?
Google result: Turkey vs USA Today at 7 PM. Los Angeles Stadium in Inglewood.
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
First halves of both Group A Games
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m not sure what scares me more: Mike Grier trading away Eklund thinking it would land him Bowen Byram or swapping Eklund to actually select at #9. If we don’t trade that pick for a D-man before Friday evening I’m going to be very upset Keep in mind we’re still like $15mil below the cap floor
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Remember when Slafkovsky was 19 and people were saying he was a bust. Lol
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tippett is going to be kicking himself for years. A penalty shot to ice the game in Pitt would have been stuff of legend
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Remember when Slafkovsky was 19 and people were saying he was a bust. Lol
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Porter Martone has arrived. What a player. What an add at the end of the regular season. Flyers are scorching
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Wes McCauley calling this Canes Sens game like the ref from Youngblood. If no one’s skull is getting cracked, no one needs to go to the box
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Woke up early, couldn’t sleep
Ebenezer Scrooge asks a child “What day is today?” The child responds with “today? Why it’s the day of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, of course!”
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
@every-topps-card.bsky.social gimmie a pack, please 🙏🏻 ty
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Watching the Masters @jonbois.bsky.social
Haotong Li takes his 5th shot at #13 on Sunday at the Masters. He is behind a bush in such a bad spot, the cameras can’t get a shot of him.
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Misa Celebrini Wennberg down the middle for the next 3+ seasons of Sharks hockey? Yeahhhhh that’ll do
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Really disappointing result for the Sharks last night after being up 3-0 late. A win against a top 5 offense in Edmonton, on the road, would have been maybe their best performance of the season. You learn some lessons (like maybe get 71 on the ice in OT) and move on
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Leafs fans showing up to the arena tonight like
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Incredible (three) ending(s). 8/10 movie. We need more slapstick movies based on board games. I’m thinking like a Dr. Strangelove-esque ‘Risk’ movie. A ‘Guess Who?’ movie as an 80 person whodunnit. A hacker thriller based on ‘Password.’ Unfortunately Battleship (2012) killed the genre forever
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
NW: Clue (1985)
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
goddamn falcons
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Today’s #CFB picks. Not off to a great start but a lot of ball left Ohio State -18.5 Vandy +3.5 Houston -13.5 Army Air force under 49.5 North Texas -6.5 Kansas St. +7.5 Kansas -24.5 Ole Miss S. Carolina over 55.5 Ole Miss -11.5 Tennessee -2.5 Cincinnati +10.5 SJSU -1.5 SJSU Hawaii over 56.5
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Week 9 college football picks North Texas -25.5 Virginia -10.5 Alabama -12.5 Iowa State -2.5 Texas Tech -38.5 TCU -15.5 LSU +3.5 (-140)
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I’ve seen enough give Diego Pavia the Heisman
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Way better second period so far for the Sharks. They’re going the blue collar route, getting pucks deep, forechecking hard, just making life difficult for Utah. Eklund is also looking smooth as hell with the puck on his stick
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This Sharks team looks terrible, possibly worse than last year. They’re just chasing the puck all game, and once they get it, they almost always give it away
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
You know expectations are low when I leave that Sharks game thinking “well at least they got a point!”
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
North Texas -1 Washington -10.5 Ohio State -13.5 (alt line -130) Bama -2.5 Houston -14.5 Oregon Indiana over 55.5 Kansas +14.5 Utah -5.5 Arizona +2.5 Hawaii ML +110
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
+2 units last week. We move
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Jags can just go back to these uniforms full time, they know that right?
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Forgot to post my picks this week South Florida -28.5 SJSU -2.5 BYU -18.5 San Diego State -6.5 Clemson -14.5 K State Baylor over 61.5 Air Force Navy under 52.5 Arizona -20.5 Notre Dame -20.5 Oklahoma -45.5 Miami -4.5 Cal +2.5
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Looks like Sharks leadership got absolutely swindled by one of the cologne guys at the mall
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Going to watch some baseball on TV today
A cartoon baseball says: “What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.”
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I’ll be honest…if you think the modern Wild jerseys are better than the originals…I just don’t know what to tell you. Such a fast improvement on the left
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
#CFB College football Week 5 Georgia tech -13.5 Notre Dame -4.5 Rutgers +4.5 Kansas -4.5 North Texas -12.5 Vanderbilt -23.5 Ohio State ML -320 LSU ML +110 Cal +5.5 Baylor -20.5 Utah -12.5 Rice Navy UNDER 45.5 Tennessee -7.5 Old Dominion -15.5 Arizona ML +175 NC State -10.5 Mizzou -43.5 BYU -6.5
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
49ers: QBs 1-3 with an injury designation WRs 1-3 plus 3 other receivers with an injury designation Best TE of the game on IR 4 OL hurt or not practicing 6 DL with an injury designation, Bosa likely done for the year Both starting corners hurt, 3 other DBs with long term injuries #BangBangedUp
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Raise your hand if your NFL team is 3-0!
George Kittle drinking a beer with his hand raised (at a wrestling event)
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
College football week 4 picks: Rutgers Team Total under 21.5 Utah -2.5 Tennessee -38.5 Oregon alt line -43.5 (+190) Florida state -44.5 Auburn Oklahoma over 47.5 Michigan Nebraska under 46.5 UCF -7.5 Kansas -13.5 Miami -7.5 Cal -13.5 Hawaii Fresno over 48.5
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
NFC is 5-1 against the AFC so far. Six NFC teams at 2-0. Wins will not be easy to come by in the NFC West, East and North
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
since the falcons aren't my team i typically only say "goddamn falcons" out loud four or five times every sunday
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
+1.1 units. Not bad. Notre Dame and Clemson came down to the final stretch. Very close to an incredible week. We're on to week 4
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Brent Key seems content letting the clock run out and barely getting into field goal range rather than advance the ball as deep as possible into Clemson territory
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
#CFB Saturday board Oregon -27.5 Clemson ML -150 Oklahoma -23.5 Auburn -24.5 Tennessee +4 West Virginia +7.5 Miami -17.5 Arkansas Ole Miss over 62.5 LSU -6.5 Notre Dame ML -240 Vanderbilt +3 Cal +2.5 Boston College -14.5
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Patrick Bailey. That is all
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I like Robert Griffin as an analyst
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
UNC fans already checking the buyout option for Belichick’s contract
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Rece Davis: It’s your last gameday, Lee. Your final headgear for a legendary career. who you got? Corso: *dons headgear* Ohio. Skibidi. Kirk Herbstreit: *crying* God Bless you Coach
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Why should Matt Rhule be forced to take a timeout to get the booth to review that play? What a joke. Such an obvious fumble
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Byrum Brown and this USF offense…just electric right now. A deep ball completed into the red zone, they go tempo, sprint up to the ball, snap it and Brown just runs it himself for his second rushing TD of the day
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
There is absolutely no reason why Frank Reich shouldn’t have called timeout after a stop on 2nd down with 23 seconds left. Shocking decision.
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Well in case you were wondering why the NFL made hip drops illegal…that “tackle” on Hawaii QB Micah Alejado is why
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Rob @robjon99.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Fresno State would really rather have 56 seconds left and two timeouts than 1:40 and one timeout? Not sure I get that
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