Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 7hSo tired of the few good moral public servants in this nation being raked over the coals by this clownishly corrupt GOP Congress. They’re so rotten, the very existence of goodness makes them stupid with anger. 121
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We may be coming to a town near you! robertsimonson.substack.com/p/road-trip-...robertsimonson.substack.comRoad Trip! The “Bourbon and Rye Cocktails” Book Tour Kicks Off Oct. 12Two Months of Stops Cover 17 Cities and Towns in Ten States. 144
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Having a cocktail served to you by the person who invented it counts as an educational experience. I believe this in my very bones. 240
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you ever want to prevent a conversation, when someone asks “How are you?,” respond “I’m tired.” They will stop talking to you immediately. 010
Reposted by Robert SimonsonCamper English @alcademics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yup, most stories published are ones that editors know in advance will 'perform' well, rather than those that bring attention to a new thing/new angle that could be interesting/relevant/newsworthy. Chasing clicks > reporting news. 021
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“It used to be they sent you around the world to get the story nobody else had. Now they send you to get the story everyone else has.”—Terry Moran. Same is true with every beat in journalism. MSM are no longer leaders. they are followers. 121
Reposted by Robert SimonsonHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Who’s making the Free Bonnie Slotnick tshirts bc I urgently need one evgrieve.com/2026/09/line...evgrieve.comLine tensions boil over: East Village bookseller Bonnie Slotnick arrested outside Harry Styles pop-up on 2nd StreetEV Grieve is the leading news, entertainment and lifestyle blog about the East Village of New York City. 96813
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Exclusive: Cocktail Icon Masahiro Urushido to Open New Bar robertsimonson.substack.com/p/exclusive-...robertsimonson.substack.comExclusive: Cocktail Icon Masahiro Urushido to Open New BarCo-Founder of Cocktail Mecca Katana Kitten Will Step Away from Day-to-Day at Village Bar. 001
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Martini Expo begins today in Chicago. All paid subscribers to The Mix are invited to a cocktail party at The Belmont Tavern tomorrow from 6-8. Free Martinis and hot dogs. Hope to see you there! 030
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Unpopular opinion: Grand Prix and Songs From Northern Britain are better than Bandwagonesque. 121
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Cocktail aficionados of Chicagoland: Sept. 19, you have a chance to experience 18 famous bartenders all making Martinis at the same time. All for $125! Plus tons of food. If you're not attending, don't come to me ever again and tell me you like cocktails! www.opentable.com/r/martini-ex...opentable.com 000
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That there is no pork roll or Taylor ham available for sale at Newark International Airport seems like a major fail.  010
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s no feeling like spending that first $20 in the morning in New York! 340
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Group 8 is a fake group. It doesn’t exist. After Group 6, they always say, “everyone can board now!” 010
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Weird fact: the only place in America where you can still reliably pick up a copy of a daily newspaper is the airport. 010
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Our Martini essay series is complete! 7 in all! The final piece is by NYT wine writer Eric Asimov. The other contributors were: Lowell Edmunds Garrett Oliver Anistatia Miller David Wondrich Jared Brown Alicia Kennedy Which essay did you like the most? robertsimonson.substack.com/p/the-cockta...robertsimonson.substack.comThe Cocktail Colloquy: The Martini Now—Eric AsimovFor the Finale of Our Martini Essay Series, New York Times Wine Writer Eric Asimov Weighs in on The Martini. 033
Reposted by Robert SimonsonOrca7-SF @orca7-sf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Saw the pullquote in spiritsandcocktails from the Jared Brown (Martini) piece about Petraske's view on lemon twists and... just tried that. One cocktail (a 50/50) and I'm sold. Damn. (I didn't need the detail about licking the peel to be convinced, but it's a nice explanation. heh) Thanks:::: 021
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I may have just eaten the beat schnitzel in my life. 020
Reposted by Robert SimonsonAmerican Weekender @americanweekender.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Who’s ready for a Martini? In today’s newsletter, cocktail expert @robertsimonson.bsky.social shares eight favorite Martinis from around the country. Robert will be hosting the second ever Martini Expo from September 13-20. We’ll see you there! 🍸 americanweekender.substack.com/p/robert-sim...americanweekender.substack.com8 Great Martinis with cocktail expert Robert SimonsonThe author of "The Martini Cocktail" shares his eight favorites ahead of Chicago’s Martini Expo in September. 011
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I miss the days when, if you were selling something the public didn’t want, you went out of business. 031
Reposted by Robert SimonsonBob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Supreme Court enters a new era of transparency. Thanks for the cartoon, Benjamin Slyngstad (@slyngstad.bsky.social). 21076053084
Reposted by Robert Simonson𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath. 630160843715
Reposted by Robert SimonsonGwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I am trying to figure out who they are talking about here... 950138194063
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Interviewed a young cocktail bartender recently. Asked them what their go-to cocktail books were. They couldn’t name one. We have a real problem in the cocktail industry right now. 180
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Portrait of a Martini Drinker as a Young Man, by David Wondrich. Today on The Mix. Check it out! @davidwondrich.bsky.social robertsimonson.substack.com/p/the-cockta...robertsimonson.substack.comThe Cocktail Colloquy: The Martini Now—David WondrichCocktaildom's Premier American Historian Talks About His Early Encounters with the Martini. 2168
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I saw the @oscarmayerhotdog.bsky.social Wienermobile in Milwaukee yesterday. But the online Wienermobile tracker says no Wienermobiles are currently in Wisconsin, or even the Midwest. Intrigue is afoot! 010
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A Wisconsin bar, even the diviest of dives, that doesn’t have the equipment and ingredients to make a brandy old-fashioned should close its doors. It has failed as a bar.  060
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026At this point, I hate the establishment Democrats as much as Republicans. They both care nothing about the needs and rights of average Americans. They are both completely cynical and absolutely corrupt. They'll do anything to prevent help for the working and poor. 010
Reposted by Robert SimonsonJohn Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Todd Blanche: “I am not sure of the uproar of having a Border Patrol or ICE agent at a polling location. What's the risk?” Uhm, maybe because it’s illegal? Federal statute 18 U.S.C. § 592 prohibits deploying “troops or armed men” to locations where elections are held. An AG should know this. 978215027453
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This weeks Martini essay, in our series “The Cocktail Colloquy,” comes from OG cocktail scholar Anistatia Miller! Plus, we review a new soft drink for the first time on "Bar Shot." And news on where the kick-off dinner for the Martini Expo will be. 000
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Y’ know, I’ve been hearing about Buc-ee’s for years from its rabid fans. And I knew without ever having seen and visited one, that I would hate the chain. And guess what? 010
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Introducing The Cocktail Colloquy, an essay series on the state of the Martini. It launches today with a new piece of Martini scholarship by Lowell Edmunds! robertsimonson.substack.com/p/the-cockta...robertsimonson.substack.comThe Cocktail Colloquy: The Martini NowThe Debut of a New Essay Series by the World's Foremost Martini Scholars. Launching the Series is None Other Than Lowell Edmunds. 031
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If you didn’t know, now you know! open.substack.com/pub/robertsi...open.substack.comAll You Need to Know About the 2026 Martini Expo in ChicagoTickets Are Now on Sale; Plus, Introducing "The Martini Colloquy." 041
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Experience has convinced me that mocktails, like cocktails, need to be very cold to be any good. 040
Reposted by Robert SimonsonMartin Doudoroff @doudoroff.com · 14/07/2026New recipe for July live for Total Tiki Online and Total Tiki (app) customers! 121
Reposted by Robert SimonsonJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Susan Collins voted to give ICE and CBP $70 billion. She owns the consequences of that vote. 1358223447371
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It’s not roasted. It’s not broiled. It’s “broasted.” What’s broasted chicken? Read this. open.substack.com/pub/robertsi...open.substack.comThe Finest-Eatin’ Chicken in the WorldHow "Broasted" Chicken Became a Midwestern Culinary Staple. 140
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“I was in the same camp,” said Steve Olson, spirits expert. “We all were. I don’t know anyone who would have said 10 yrs ago that spirits age in the bottle. We were all certain spirits do not change once they’re in the bottle.” Do Agave Spirits Age in the Bottle? open.substack.com/pub/robertsi...open.substack.comDo Agave Spirits Age in the Bottle?Putting Mezcal in a Bottle May Not Be the End of the Story. 011
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A Chicago con man named A.J. Moore one led a religious sex cult in little old Mukwonago, Wisconsin. His actions led to at least three deaths. Yet he never spent a night in jail. Far From Heaven: The Sex Cult of Mukwonago open.substack.com/pub/themilwa...open.substack.comFar From Heaven: The Sex Cult of MukwonagoDining, Drinking and Demagoguery at a Now Abandoned Wisconsin Resort. 011
Reposted by Robert SimonsonJ Keen @jkeen1213.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ok, this is an elected representative. How can he be this stupid? It's been precedent for 150 years! 🤣🤣🤣😎 1583250725213
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026More cheese curd reviews, a theater review, Summerfest and more! open.substack.com/pub/themilwa...open.substack.comHave You Curd The Good News?A Third Round of Cheese Curd Reviews; A Review of "Catch as Catch Can" at Steppenwolf; Summerfest; and The Bubbler! 000
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m calling it. Worst Supreme Court ever. Because, as bad and racist as many were in the past, they didn’t actively try to bring about the end of the nation. 010
Reposted by Robert SimonsonNew York Magazine @nymag.com · 28/06/2026So far, it looks like Donald Trump’s Great American State Fair has been a dud, with a broken Ferris wheel, melting ice cream, and canceled concerts.thecut.comTrump’s State Fair Is Looking Very TemuSo far, it looks like Donald Trump’s Great American State Fair has been a dud, with a broken Ferris wheel, melting ice cream, and canceled concerts. 0225
Reposted by Robert SimonsonAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/06/2026KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible. 700292477242
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Let’s please stop saying “hand-helds”? They’re sandwiches, people. 210
Robert Simonson @robertsimonson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Mezcal reviews for you! open.substack.com/pub/robertsi...open.substack.comThis Just In: Mezcal Reviews!A Late-in-Coming Coda to Mezcal and Tequila Week. 010