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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 08/10/2026
The most desperate thing about modern apps and websites is the pop-up that only gives "yes!" and "maybe later" as the options. Buddy you can keep asking I guess but I'm smashing that fake no button every damn time
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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One Last Post 4: geno nation rises @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think through 4 games the Seahawks are very good team not entirely playing up to their potential, despite flirting with it. I think that's a pretty good spot to be at. Not a guarantee that they will peak nor hold at it, but the they very much are capable of it. Niners will be tough.
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 05/10/2026
Wife screamed so loud the baby started crying 😂
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Chris (Super Bowl LX enthusiast) @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This game is like 50-3 but somehow is in fact 30-20
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 04/10/2026
@loganjplant.bsky.social Listening to nvc and you couldn't have said better how I feel about fire emblem. I still love the tactical combat but so much of FW seems like a chore. Idk how I will do the other paths after i finish the first one just because it'll all be the same stuff again
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 04/10/2026
The Colts forgot it's just ex Jets quarterbacks and not all ex New York quarterbacks that are actually good
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 03/10/2026
Literally every mention of betting detracts from the broadcast. I'm trying to watch baseball. I don't care about kalshi predictions about how many minutes and hours the game will take.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 01/10/2026
Ryan Lasko was a promising outfielder in the Athletics organization on a path he hoped would one day make him a major leaguer, having established himself in Double-A ball.
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After an outfield collision left him paralyzed, every gain in rehab is a big win for A's Ryan Lasko
Ryan Lasko was a promising outfielder in the Athletics organization on a path he hoped would one day make him a major leaguer, having established himself in Double-A ball.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 30/09/2026
Have we discussed the Astros winning their division at 81-81 and then having the unmitigated audacity to do a bullpen game in Game 1 of the postseason? That's disgusting. A bigger affront to baseball than the trash can thing
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 30/09/2026
Wow crazy that it's legal for the government to use my tax dollars to promote a man who I've voted against 3 times. Oh sorry you said blatantly ILLEGAL? Yeah that makes more sense. apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
Homeland Security taps $20M in taxpayer funds for pro-Trump ads
DHS has tapped $20 million to pay for campaign-style ads glorifying President Donald Trump.
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 28/09/2026
This is why Carroll chose to throw it from the 1 yard line instead of giving it to Marshawn
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that a. this guy doesn't know his own zip code, b. that we can safely offload basic information about ourselves like this, or c. that this guy isn't the minor villain of a new Austin Powers movie
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 25/09/2026
damn boxscore looks like he took his kid to work. here, son, just carry the ball into the end zone, these guys won’t touch you
b. robinson 194
b. robinson jr. 50
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 23/09/2026
Another funny AI thing tangential to the last post is that Google tied Gmail's promoted ads to its smart features which, are all AI based now so if you turn them off you don't get that annoying Promotions folder in your Gmail anymore. The unprofitable AI business is cannibalizing their main business
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 23/09/2026
2026 is funny because my phone just hard reset because I accidentally activated one of the AI features that I don't want but can't uninstall and that froze the phone until it crashed. Great products we have here
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 22/09/2026
Somewhere Susan Collins is sternly shaking her finger at... Susan Collins
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 22/09/2026
Can't tell if he's too stupid to realize what he's saying or just hopes voters are too stupid to put two and together
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 21/09/2026
It is reprehensible that pushing up on the volume on a muted video in just about every app suddenly turns on the volume of that video. How did we let this happen in modern app design?
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 20/09/2026
Whenever Drew Lock throws I genuinely don't know how he gets it where he's trying to get it but I guess that's why I'm on the couch and he's throwing touchdowns
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 20/09/2026
Tough life being a kitty
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 18/09/2026
LLMs won't wipe out humanity by destroying the power grid or taking over the internet. They'll do it by giving us verifiably wrong information that still leads to WW3
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 18/09/2026
Now that the new Fire Emblem is out, one must ask himself: is it worth using his scant free time to chase his dreams or does he simply give himself up to the gods of tactical roleplaying combat?
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 14/09/2026
The US might be turning into an isolationist hellscape but at least there are complete morons in charge
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 14/09/2026
Ah, well, nevertheless
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 14/09/2026
If only there was a 3 point play in which the Packers could have scored earlier to keep it a one score game during this collapse. Something like a 'field kick' or an 'air goal'? Idk I'm sure they'll think of something
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 14/09/2026
Billionaires shouldn't have phones, I've always said
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 13/09/2026
The toddler dropped his midday nap and now only sleeps until 530 in the morning someone send HELP
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"A TERRIBLE DECISION"
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye is cooked 😂
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 07/09/2026
I screamed NO so loud that my wife came outside to check on me
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 06/09/2026
I've been living off DayQuil all day just to get ready to watch the Apple Cup. This is my Flu Game
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 05/09/2026
Umpires, man. Stars of the show
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every time a jobs report is released the entire media ecosystem reports it credulously without reminding everyone that last August Trump fired the person in charge (because the report was bad) and replaced her with a loyalist. apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
Trump removes official overseeing jobs data after dismal employment report
President Donald Trump on Friday had his team remove the head of the agency that produces the monthly jobs figures, after a weak report showed hiring slowed and was much weaker in April and May than p...
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 02/09/2026
I don't have the capacity to be mad at the mariners anymore but it's very mariners to sit the top prospect the day after he hits his first home run
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 30/08/2026
Google forced some poor engineer to work on a freaking Saturday night to get this done. Absolutely pathetic.
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 28/08/2026
Quietly watching Oppenheimer with a sleeping infant the way Nolan intended
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 25/08/2026
Wait are sloppers called clankers now? Man I've been on paternity leave and the world has passed me by
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 22/08/2026
Listening to a true crime podcast where the mom spikes the daughter's watermelon vodka and the daughter doesn't realize it until she wakes up in the hospital. And you know what? Fair. I have also had watermelon Smirnoff and would not be able to tell if it was poisoned or just terrible
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 22/08/2026
Joke's on Trump. I haven't gotten a meaningful raise in years so I *already* can't afford the products he's trying to take away from me. The American Dream.
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 22/08/2026
Work so hard for the six pack all week and then do something stupid like this every weekend
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 21/08/2026
When the autocorrect turns breakfast burrito into bugnest burrito
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 21/08/2026
Boy I tell ya what, if you want to get better at identifying LLM-generated text just go on LinkedIn in for a few minutes
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Chris (Super Bowl LX enthusiast) @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This team, this 2026 Mariners team, is deeply in contention for the Most Hated Team In My Life
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 20/08/2026
Having a conversation with my infant about how bad the Mariners are. It's pretty one-sided, just like most Mariners games
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 15/08/2026
Back in college I wrote an English paper about how Wikipedia was acceptable to use as a source and now it's one of the few sources I still trust
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 15/08/2026
Seems incredibly easy to turn this into an attack ad against every Republican this November, yet not a single Democrat will because, as Dark Helmet said "Evil will always triumph because Good is Dumb"
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Rob Phibbs @robertjlphibbs.com · 13/08/2026
The only mountains I recognize are the Cascades and this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eng...
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The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain - Wikipedia
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