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Robert F.P. Ludwick

@robert.ludwick.us
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By day I am a senior software engineering leader. I am also a father & husband, video game enthusiast, general nerd, & technologist. Eater of 🍕, 🍣, & 🍜; terrible player of ⚽️🏒 sports. robert.ludwick.us

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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 2h
@swimmercait.bsky.social WHY
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 23h
A hurricane hitting Las Vegas. Didn't have that on my bingo card.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 07/10/2026
*sniffles* You’re growing up so fast!
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 05/10/2026
You and @swimmercait.bsky.social both
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 04/10/2026
Nope, especially if you're in Chatsworth playing arena soccer on turf
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 03/10/2026
Wow, I haven't heard this song or seen the video in *ages*. What a nostalgia trip.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 03/10/2026
Portland, whatever year you decide to give us a team
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 02/10/2026
So now TSA agents can be even crabbier to travelers. Great. I don’t care if they sit down, they can do their jobs while sitting.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
meep meep
Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 25/09/2026
Everybody’s hating on this, but it’s legitimately useful information. If a workplace or a hiring manager is going to be cracking down arbitrarily on petty stuff that doesn’t matter, that’s a very good thing to know!
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 25/09/2026
“Hire this person!”
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 25/09/2026
Disagree. This is an arbitrary line in the sand, and bizarre to boot. It. Does. Not. Matter.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 22/09/2026
I think @swimmercait.bsky.social and I felt as exhausted as the cast must’ve been after we finished @gamechanger.dropout.tv S8 finale, Last Talent Standing. I need that second meal now.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 21/09/2026
I’ve got a flight in February. Hoping it gets ripped out by then
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 21/09/2026
Plenty of human-written self-help and career development books do the exact same thing; take their concept and rehash it ad-nauseam. The *only* positive thing I'll say about this is that sometimes it takes rephrasing something in a different way for different people to understand something.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 19/09/2026
Everybody was anxiously awaiting this
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 18/09/2026
Hi Katie!
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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
ALT: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 11/09/2026
There's always some particular "food week" in the PDX metro area. Next week's is fried chicken. Love to see it. www.theactualportland.com/pdxfriedchic... cc @swimmercait.bsky.social
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PDX Fried Chicken Week — The Actual Portland
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The video game industry has always been volatile (I published Press Reset in 2021!) but the skeleton key to understanding the current state of things is this: Big games now cost 10x to make what they did 15 years ago but most do not generate even close to 10x the revenue. Simple as that
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 11/09/2026
But have you tried the new cannoli dip?!
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 11/09/2026
I asked my 8yo what The Muppet Show should be about. Musical guests, funny skits, singing. That’s already what the show is about! Just make that! She also suggested @alyankovic.bsky.social for a guest because “he’s basically a human Muppet.” That checks out!
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[P] I might suggest “the Muppets must put on a variety show with a different guest host each week. Various shenanigans happen both on stage and backstage.”
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 06/09/2026
Oh man, I’m such a nerd. I thought “Vin” was a reference to Mistborn until I read the replies. 😅
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 03/09/2026
Rolos are underrated, but damn they aren't a social candy lol
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 31/08/2026
A flux capacitor?
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 31/08/2026
A lot of folks think Con Air sucks too, but I absolutely love that movie
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 30/08/2026
My phone just informed me I averaged over eleven hours of daily screen time on it last week. I’d love to know what is being factored into that calculation. There’s no way.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 28/08/2026
You'll never believe it - homelabber forced to contend with a network switch failure. robert.ludwick.us/2026/08/28/c...
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Core Switch 2 Failure
Hot on the heels of my software upgrades, I get a hardware failure.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 27/08/2026
I've now had kombucha for the first time today, and am disappointed to report that seemingly they aren't all nearly as sour & tart as the one I got. Apparently this one was a weird batch which is intensely more vinegary than normal.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 25/08/2026
At first I thought it was a boom box.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
fwiw this is terrible survey design if what you are trying to capture are addictive or counterproductive behaviors. it makes no distinction, for example, between a guy who spends a few hours each week playing madden and a guy who has no other interests other than obsessive gaming
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 23/08/2026
For every boy in your family, aged 2 to 20!
A Macy’s clothing sign stating “New reduction” and “Love it? Now get it for less! Starting at 40% off orig. price”. Underneath it says “Boys 2 - 20”.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 23/08/2026
There it is!
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 22/08/2026
Jimmy the House Spider update - after taking five days on a slow, laborious journey across our first floor ceilings, he is not to be found this morning. I wonder where he went.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 21/08/2026
I am, after all, a trash panda…
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 20/08/2026
Or cold while raining profusely while you’re standing in a deep puddle
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 20/08/2026
Hey @thisisjefflegaspi.com this reminds me of you
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 20/08/2026
You apply your ingress and Boom!
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 19/08/2026
If you know me at all, you’ll be shocked to know that we’ve had a huge house spider named Jimmy just hanging out the past three days.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 19/08/2026
In my latest blog post, I recount how I foolishly thought I could execute three minor Kubernetes version upgrades very quickly. robert.ludwick.us/2026/08/18/f...
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Fall 2026 Kubernetes Upgrades
All I wanted was to upgrade Kubernetes from 1.33 to 1.36. Was that too much to ask?
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 17/08/2026
At this point I just hope *I* age as well as Krissy is.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 17/08/2026
Kids in the future will never know how hard it was to pay attention to your spouse before these glasses showed up.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 13/08/2026
I feel like Beetle Moses just observed me for the past 5 years and then created this comic. It me. I'm it.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 07/08/2026
In other news, some of my oldest’s friends have been traveling with their family this summer and have occasionally been sending her postcards. I looooove this. People should send postcards more often.
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 07/08/2026
One of my cats is lazily hunting a spider this morning. Poor spider… having a regular morning and suddenly “What the f**k is that thing?! Why does it keep hitting me?! It just keeps following me oh man I’m gonna die…”
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Robert F.P. Ludwick @robert.ludwick.us · 02/08/2026
One of the more positive outcomes of the insanity in computer component prices is that video game developers will be forced to improve their performance optimizations, and won’t always code to the highest spec possible anymore. www.ign.com/articles/nvi...
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Nvidia Graphics Cards Are About to Get Even More Expensive, as the Company Reportedly Gets Ready to Raise Prices by as Much as 30%
Nvidia graphics cards aren't exactly known for being affordable right now, but it looks like Team Green's GPUs are about to get another price increase, thanks to the ongoing memory crisis. According t...
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