Reposted by Rob Beauchampannika boo-ranti klein @noirbettie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026nobody loves shitty ROI more than a city spending millions to stop thousands in fare evasion. (if they actually wanted it to stop, they’d eliminate fares and make public transit be for the public!) 1151
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And here I thought they didn't like gender-affirming care. 010
Reposted by Rob BeauchampSusanne Allen @evensong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! youtu.be/MdLKsH7qhI4?...youtu.bePirates Rule! – 10ᵗʰ Anniversary HD RemasterYouTube video by Annoying Noises Productions 012
Reposted by Rob BeauchampJonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026I can’t wait to read the NYT op-ed from Renee Good’s wife about grief on the one year anniversary of her death. Surely the NYT will extend the same grace to Becca Good—whose partner died protesting against state power—as it has to Erica Kirk—whose partner died defending white supremacy 62949684
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I just saw a very odd advertisement from Meta (nee Facebook) about AI. I'm going to paraphrase it for you rather than link to it: 130
Reposted by Rob BeauchampMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20358812024824
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026With remarkable consistency, dictators and authoritarians tend to recruit mediocre losers for their in-house thugs. (Gift article, no paywall.) www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/w...nytimes.comActually, Democracy Dies in H.R. (Gift Article)New research sheds light on how mediocre employees help would-be authoritarians maintain power. 001
Reposted by Rob BeauchampDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated 157121111400
Reposted by Rob BeauchampIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from. 370149122909
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026What was removed from the curriculum to allow time for learning two different ways to write? 130
Reposted by Rob Beauchampceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it 6847741088
Reposted by Rob BeauchampBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch. 1094384089483
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 09/01/2026"They don't like nation building, but they do like nation bombing." 000
Reposted by Rob BeauchampKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15928746421345
Reposted by Rob BeauchampQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 01/01/2026“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable. 786313154936
Reposted by Rob BeauchampRob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024The earliest known recording of Carol of the Bells was made in 1922, although it wasn't known by that name yet. It was an arrangement of a Ukrainian folk song called "Shchedryk," sung by a visiting Ukrainian chorale in New York City: (1/4) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZL...youtube.comUkranian National Choir - Shchedryk or Carol of the Bells 1922YouTube video by RoelVos 111
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 01/11/2025The British royal family this week: youtu.be/-zmYdhPRdcI?...youtu.beMichael Corleone: Fredo, you're nothing to me now…YouTube video by Wikulo 010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Visited Mount Vernon today, the home of the original No Kings protester. 020
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Happy Tuesday to everyone who isn't Alex Jones! (Gift article, no paywall.) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...nytimes.comSupreme Court Denies Alex Jones’s Appeal of Payment to Sandy Hook Families 0113
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Delurking to give a thumbs-up to The Decameron. It was better than I expected, and it finished strong -- the last two episodes will stick with me. Eight episodes, on Netflix. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLim...youtube.comThe Decameron | Official Trailer | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix 010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Hot take #1: The US has at least four national parties, so Musk is not proposing a third party, but a fifth one. Hot take #2: A year from now, I'll look at this post and wonder what it was even about. 010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Today's pleasant surprise: @petridishes.bsky.social has begun writing for The Atlantic! This is a nice step up from her previous job at Jeff Bezos's in-house corporate newsletter, The Washington Post. Petri is brilliant and hilarious. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...theatlantic.comMy Super-Special 79th Was Not Super SpecialA diary entry by a disappointed president 021
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Let me save everyone a click. The forceful pushback advocated by the NY Times is that we should all point out that a third term is not allowed. Literally, that's their suggestion. 010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This incredible security lapse has been brought to you by a bunch of straight white guys who think DEI hires aren't competent. 010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Bezos in October: "We won't endorse a candidate, because it makes us appear biased, and we can't have that." Bezos yesterday: "From now on we only print conservative opinions, because LOL." 010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I canceled my WaPo subscription in October, when Bezos axed their Presidential endorsement. Kinda wish I could cancel it again this morning. 020
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 24/02/2025One thing I've learned from reading biographies of Lincoln is that I enjoy reading biographies of Lincoln. This one, by a Pulitzer-winning historian, is currently on sale for $1.99 from all e-book sellers. Not sure how long that lasts. 020
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025In 1938, the leaders of Britain and France met with Hitler and decided that Germany could take the parts of Czechoslovakia that it wanted, in exchange for Hitler's promise not to start any other wars. Hitler cheerfully agreed. Been thinking about that a lot lately. 000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 06/02/2025When Slobodan Milošević tried to displace a million ethnic Albanians from their homeland in Kosovo, the US response was "Ethnic cleansing is a hard no," and we led NATO in a war that stopped it. Trump suggested doing that to twice as many people, and the NYT calls it a "brazen proposal." 120
Reposted by Rob BeauchampElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 03/02/2025see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends 1062856418
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 23/01/2025A 5-minute NYT video (no paywall) of people who watched their countries slide into authoritarianism. They talk about warning signs -- not signs they missed, but signs they saw and disregarded. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/22/o...nytimes.comOpinion | Lessons on Authoritarianism From Around the World (Gift Article)Tyranny doesn’t happen overnight. Take it from the people who missed the first signs. 244
Reposted by Rob BeauchampSusanne Allen @evensong.bsky.social · 08/01/2025It’s 24 degrees F in DC tonight and the windchill is 12. These are people standing in line to honor President Jimmy Carter as he lies in state. It’s hard to be positive. Jan 6ths insurrection had no consequences for the man that incited it and we face an onslaught of fascism, but this gives me hope. 312328
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024The earliest known recording of Carol of the Bells was made in 1922, although it wasn't known by that name yet. It was an arrangement of a Ukrainian folk song called "Shchedryk," sung by a visiting Ukrainian chorale in New York City: (1/4) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZL...youtube.comUkranian National Choir - Shchedryk or Carol of the Bells 1922YouTube video by RoelVos 111
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The only penalty for a President issuing an unpopular pardon is the resulting public shame. If the President is leaving office, that's no penalty at all. Which is why nearly every President issues unpopular pardons when leaving office: Because they can, and because it'll be forgotten in a week. 120
Reposted by Rob BeauchampMikel Jollett @mikeljollett.bsky.social · 03/12/2024TRUMP: I’m going to use the FBI illegally to go after my political enemies! BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that. MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms! 299165423646
Reposted by Rob BeauchampPlague of Gripes @plagueofgripes.bsky.social · 06/02/2024An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition: " - and THIS is what you would be!" Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!" (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck 1013133
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Tempted to drop my WaPo subscription, but I would definitely miss @petridishes.bsky.social's commentary. wapo.st/3UqHWRMwapo.stOpinion | It has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for presidentIsn’t this what a newspaper is supposed to do? 120
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 29/09/2024This big fellow occasionally shows up in the woods behind my building. The dogs always let me know when he's around. He was unimpressed by their very loud exhortations to leave. 010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 02/09/2024I'm two episodes into Kaos, and it's excellent so far. It's funny and appalling, in a "Greek mythology meets The Sopranos" sort of way. Jeff Goldblum plays a rather Jeff-Goldblumy Zeus, but it works. (Streaming on Netflix.) 000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 11/06/2024Today I learned I've been pronouncing "pho" wrong all this time. 000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 06/06/2024Just spotted the year's first Joro in suburban Atlanta. She's still quite tiny, with a legspan of less than an inch. She'll get bigger quick once the mosquitos start showing up. 000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Had to say goodbye to this gentle old soul last week. Toby was 15 years old, and I'd had him for the past 7 of those years. During that time he took thousands of naps in the sunshine, made dozens of new friends, and barked exactly three times. He was a very good dog. 120
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 05/02/2024Timeline: Jan 30 2024: @mikechenwriter.bsky.social publishes A Quantum Love Story, involving a four-day time loop. Feb 4 2024: Phoebe Bridgers takes home a bunch of Grammy awards. Now: Story with 4-day time loop includes shout-out to Phoebe Bridgers. (Or was it there before? Who knows?) 121
Reposted by Rob BeauchampAda Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 02/02/2024Congratulations, you've invented writing, what will you use it for? Mesopotamia: Law codes! China: Ethics! Greeks: Philosophy! Romans: Rhetoric! Norsemen: Just teach me how to spell "A curse upon the man who moves this rock." 421304302
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Thoughts on Kissinger from "A Cook's Tour," Anthony Bourdain's 2001 memoir: 010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 16/11/2023ME: I bet he's an expert in something that isn't climate science. ARTICLE: Yeah, he's done no work at all in climate science. 000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 06/11/2023New Sufjan Stevens just dropped. I've gone through my usual three-step emotional arc listening to it: 1. Very disappointed that this isn't Illinois. All Sufjan albums should be Illinois. 2. But I guess it's okay if you like quietly thoughtful indie-folk. 3. This is excellent and Sufjan is a genius. 010