Sign in

Rob Beauchamp

@robeauch.bsky.social
102 followers 127 following 87 posts

Just a guy made of dots and lines.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
annika boo-ranti klein @noirbettie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nobody loves shitty ROI more than a city spending millions to stop thousands in fare evasion. (if they actually wanted it to stop, they’d eliminate fares and make public transit be for the public!)
1151
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
47148132820
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And here I thought they didn't like gender-affirming care.
010
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Susanne Allen @evensong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! youtu.be/MdLKsH7qhI4?...
youtu.be
Pirates Rule! – 10ᵗʰ Anniversary HD Remaster
YouTube video by Annoying Noises Productions
012
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
I can’t wait to read the NYT op-ed from Renee Good’s wife about grief on the one year anniversary of her death. Surely the NYT will extend the same grace to Becca Good—whose partner died protesting against state power—as it has to Erica Kirk—whose partner died defending white supremacy
62949684
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just saw a very odd advertisement from Meta (nee Facebook) about AI. I'm going to paraphrase it for you rather than link to it:
Paraphrased script to a Meta AI commercial filled with feel-good images and stirring music but not much else.
130
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
20358812024824
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
With remarkable consistency, dictators and authoritarians tend to recruit mediocre losers for their in-house thugs. (Gift article, no paywall.) www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/w...
nytimes.com
Actually, Democracy Dies in H.R. (Gift Article)
New research sheds light on how mediocre employees help would-be authoritarians maintain power.
001
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated
157121111400
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
370149122909
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What was removed from the curriculum to allow time for learning two different ways to write?
130
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
ceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026
I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it
6847741088
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Seems simple enough.
Map of the Strait of Hormuz, with a blue portal on the west side, and an orange portal on the east. An oil tanker is entering the blue portal and exiting the orange.
021
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
1094384089483
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
"They don't like nation building, but they do like nation bombing."
NY Times headline explaining Republican support for attacking Venezuela. Subhead: "They don't like nation building, but they do want to project American power."
000
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
15928746421345
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 01/01/2026
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
786313154936
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The earliest known recording of Carol of the Bells was made in 1922, although it wasn't known by that name yet. It was an arrangement of a Ukrainian folk song called "Shchedryk," sung by a visiting Ukrainian chorale in New York City: (1/4) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZL...
youtube.com
Ukranian National Choir - Shchedryk or Carol of the Bells 1922
YouTube video by RoelVos
111
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits.
Wash, Mal, and Zoë in a scene from the TV series Firefly
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The British royal family this week: youtu.be/-zmYdhPRdcI?...
youtu.be
Michael Corleone: Fredo, you're nothing to me now…
YouTube video by Wikulo
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Visited Mount Vernon today, the home of the original No Kings protester.
Photo of Mount Vernon. a large two-story tan home situated on a broad green lawn between two rows of trees.
020
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Happy Tuesday to everyone who isn't Alex Jones! (Gift article, no paywall.) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
nytimes.com
Supreme Court Denies Alex Jones’s Appeal of Payment to Sandy Hook Families
0113
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Delurking to give a thumbs-up to The Decameron. It was better than I expected, and it finished strong -- the last two episodes will stick with me. Eight episodes, on Netflix. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLim...
youtube.com
The Decameron | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Hot take #1: The US has at least four national parties, so Musk is not proposing a third party, but a fifth one. Hot take #2: A year from now, I'll look at this post and wonder what it was even about.
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Today's pleasant surprise: @petridishes.bsky.social has begun writing for The Atlantic! This is a nice step up from her previous job at Jeff Bezos's in-house corporate newsletter, The Washington Post. Petri is brilliant and hilarious. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
theatlantic.com
My Super-Special 79th Was Not Super Special
A diary entry by a disappointed president
021
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Let me save everyone a click. The forceful pushback advocated by the NY Times is that we should all point out that a third term is not allowed. Literally, that's their suggestion.
NY Times Op-Ed headline, May 6: "Trump's Third-Term Jokes Deserve a Serious Response. The president's fantasizing about remaining in office deserves a more forceful pushback."
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This incredible security lapse has been brought to you by a bunch of straight white guys who think DEI hires aren't competent.
Headline from The Atlantic magazine today: "The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans," by Jeffrey Goldberg
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Bezos in October: "We won't endorse a candidate, because it makes us appear biased, and we can't have that." Bezos yesterday: "From now on we only print conservative opinions, because LOL."
Quote from WaPo owner Jeff Bezos on Oct 28 explaining that the paper won't endorse a candidate because it creates a perception of bias.Quote from Bezos on Feb 26 explaining that the henceforth, WaPo will stop publishing editorials that don't support his views on "personal liberties and free markets."
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I canceled my WaPo subscription in October, when Bezos axed their Presidential endorsement. Kinda wish I could cancel it again this morning.
020
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
One thing I've learned from reading biographies of Lincoln is that I enjoy reading biographies of Lincoln. This one, by a Pulitzer-winning historian, is currently on sale for $1.99 from all e-book sellers. Not sure how long that lasts.
Book cover of And There Was Light: Abraham Lincoln and the American Struggle, by Jon Meacham (2022), featuring the standard half-of-a-face front photo of the subject, which apparently is required of all biographies now.
020
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
In 1938, the leaders of Britain and France met with Hitler and decided that Germany could take the parts of Czechoslovakia that it wanted, in exchange for Hitler's promise not to start any other wars. Hitler cheerfully agreed. Been thinking about that a lot lately.
Screencap of a NY Times article in which Trump and Putin discuss what to do with Ukraine.
000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
When Slobodan Milošević tried to displace a million ethnic Albanians from their homeland in Kosovo, the US response was "Ethnic cleansing is a hard no," and we led NATO in a war that stopped it. Trump suggested doing that to twice as many people, and the NYT calls it a "brazen proposal."
Screenshot from today's NY Times article referring to "Trump's brazen proposal to move as many as two million Palestinians out of Gaza"
120
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends
Tweet from some yahoo named Javk Miladim to Justin Trudeau: had canada been trearing us fairly, this would never have happened. So buckle up Canada, you're taking on goliath
1062856418
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A 5-minute NYT video (no paywall) of people who watched their countries slide into authoritarianism. They talk about warning signs -- not signs they missed, but signs they saw and disregarded. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/22/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | Lessons on Authoritarianism From Around the World (Gift Article)
Tyranny doesn’t happen overnight. Take it from the people who missed the first signs.
244
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Susanne Allen @evensong.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It’s 24 degrees F in DC tonight and the windchill is 12. These are people standing in line to honor President Jimmy Carter as he lies in state. It’s hard to be positive. Jan 6ths insurrection had no consequences for the man that incited it and we face an onslaught of fascism, but this gives me hope.
312328
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The earliest known recording of Carol of the Bells was made in 1922, although it wasn't known by that name yet. It was an arrangement of a Ukrainian folk song called "Shchedryk," sung by a visiting Ukrainian chorale in New York City: (1/4) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZL...
youtube.com
Ukranian National Choir - Shchedryk or Carol of the Bells 1922
YouTube video by RoelVos
111
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The only penalty for a President issuing an unpopular pardon is the resulting public shame. If the President is leaving office, that's no penalty at all. Which is why nearly every President issues unpopular pardons when leaving office: Because they can, and because it'll be forgotten in a week.
120
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Mikel Jollett @mikeljollett.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
TRUMP: I’m going to use the FBI illegally to go after my political enemies! BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that. MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms!
299165423646
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Plague of Gripes @plagueofgripes.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition: " - and THIS is what you would be!" Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!" (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck
1013133
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Tempted to drop my WaPo subscription, but I would definitely miss @petridishes.bsky.social's commentary. wapo.st/3UqHWRM
wapo.st
Opinion | It has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president
Isn’t this what a newspaper is supposed to do?
120
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
This big fellow occasionally shows up in the woods behind my building. The dogs always let me know when he's around. He was unimpressed by their very loud exhortations to leave.
A four-point buck in the small patch of woods behind my building, gazing calmly at the photographer from about 20 yards away.A male deer, leg raised, peeing on the underbrush behind my building while (off-camera) two dogs bark furiously at him.
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
I'm two episodes into Kaos, and it's excellent so far. It's funny and appalling, in a "Greek mythology meets The Sopranos" sort of way. Jeff Goldblum plays a rather Jeff-Goldblumy Zeus, but it works. (Streaming on Netflix.)
Promo poster for Kaos, in the style of a Renaissance ceiling fresco, with various Greek deities in modern attire gazing down smugly at the viewer.
000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Today I learned I've been pronouncing "pho" wrong all this time.
000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Just spotted the year's first Joro in suburban Atlanta. She's still quite tiny, with a legspan of less than an inch. She'll get bigger quick once the mosquitos start showing up.
Close-up shot of a very small yellow-and-black Joro spider hanging out on her web, with dense green foliage in the background.
000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Had to say goodbye to this gentle old soul last week. Toby was 15 years old, and I'd had him for the past 7 of those years. During that time he took thousands of naps in the sunshine, made dozens of new friends, and barked exactly three times. He was a very good dog.
A large black dog named Toby, reclining on a tennis court, with a toy nearby. He's very regal. It's sunny, and he is thinking about taking a nap.
120
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Timeline: Jan 30 2024: @mikechenwriter.bsky.social publishes A Quantum Love Story, involving a four-day time loop. Feb 4 2024: Phoebe Bridgers takes home a bunch of Grammy awards. Now: Story with 4-day time loop includes shout-out to Phoebe Bridgers. (Or was it there before? Who knows?)
Cover image: A Quantum Love Story, by Mike ChenQuote from A Quantum Love Story, by Mike Chen, mentioning the song "Motion Sickness" by Phoebe Bridgers
121
Reposted by Rob Beauchamp
Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
Congratulations, you've invented writing, what will you use it for? Mesopotamia: Law codes! China: Ethics! Greeks: Philosophy! Romans: Rhetoric! Norsemen: Just teach me how to spell "A curse upon the man who moves this rock."
421304302
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Thoughts on Kissinger from "A Cook's Tour," Anthony Bourdain's 2001 memoir:
Screenshot of paragraph from Bourdain's book: "Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević. While Henry continues to nibble nori rolls and remaki at A-list parties, Cambodia, the neutral nation he secretly and illegally bombed, invaded, undermined, and then threw to the dogs, is still trying to raise itself up on its one remaining leg."
010
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
ME: I bet he's an expert in something that isn't climate science. ARTICLE: Yeah, he's done no work at all in climate science.
Elderly man sitting on sofa, very pleased at how well the Dunning-Kruger effect works.
000
Rob Beauchamp @robeauch.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
New Sufjan Stevens just dropped. I've gone through my usual three-step emotional arc listening to it: 1. Very disappointed that this isn't Illinois. All Sufjan albums should be Illinois. 2. But I guess it's okay if you like quietly thoughtful indie-folk. 3. This is excellent and Sufjan is a genius.
Cover for Sufjan Stevens' album Javelin (2023): A collage of tiny face photos, with the title spelled out in slapdash gobbets of pink paint.
010