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yup. as others have said, you do not pull money out of high profile swing races if you have a Secret Plan To Rig The Miderms

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I said Trump wasn't going to hit The Nixon Line during his second term and these fuckers are doing everything they can to prove me wrong lmao

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interesting that your sub-head includes a bad faith misinterpretation of Mamdani's comments from one of his political enemies, but does not include what he actually said

i can't be the only person who sees this

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if you have any interest in college football and haven't watched the 222-0 episode of "PRETTY GOOD", rectify that today

on blue sky? the app for sports?

boiling 100 gallons of potable water to save you from having to text "nah, i'm not feeling it this season" to a not-particularly-close friend once a year

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DeBoer being undefeated against Auburn goes a long way towards explaining why Bama fans have been so patient with him thus far

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my favorite stat: Americans spend more per-taxpayer on government-run health care schemes (VA / Medicare / Medicaid / CHIPS) than the Brits do (NHS)

the entire GOP has been replaced with spineless bootlickers, they forgot that they had to hire at least a couple people who know how to do their jobs

Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the only thing I hear when I see that still

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i've played five rounds of Russian roulette and nothing bad has happened to me, what's the big deal

yup. they want us dependent on it so they can charge a profitable rate to keep using it problem is, very few people are or will ever be dependent on it

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it doesn't have to work for US, it has to work for THEM, and at this point, fuck them

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I feel like a lot of them took the wrong lesson from the backlash to Clinton's impeachment ("don't impeach if you can't convict" instead of "don't impeach if you can't convince voters it's a serious crime")

the most gullible rubes alive finally figured out that the right never cared about meritocracy, they're just racists great insight, the rest of us figured this out pretty much immediately, but better late than never I guess

exactly, and the maddening thing is that it doesn't work

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texted my mother the exact same thought earlier today

the derp will continue until morale improves

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you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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they're playing the back ups in Starkvegas 🥰🥰🥰 🐘 ❤️

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this is the exact correct take and it's not going to happen because ai providers are already unprofitable and won't spend what little revenue they're getting on redundancy

new Door Dash ad making a Jameis Winston crab leg joke like it's the comments of an EDSBS post in 2015

Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Things You Don't Do When You Have A Secret Plan To Rig The Midterms (Part Eleventy-Billion)

Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Newsom supports perverts, smdh

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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

calling my shot, he will absolutely fall below the Bush line but I don't think he hits the Nixon line

Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's called Ruth Less because no woman will go near them

we should do that to them

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oh dope, i love to have a highly valuable time-sensitive document in an envelope that says This Is A Highly Valuable Document You Could Make A Lot Of Money If You Stole It

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Judge Judy and Executioner

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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

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klobuchar from the top rope, god damn

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the sex crime defender can't catch a break on the sex crime app, oh man what has the world come to

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yup. people change the channel during a blowout, so if they can convince even a couple viewers this thing is close, they will

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hot take, I think ending the war in Iran hurts the GOP unless it's an unconditional Iranian surrender with massive concessions (which the Iranians have no incentive to agree to) the optics would be terrible, and even if the war ended today, we likely won't see price relief until after the election

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would be much simpler just to nationalize you guys