Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comWell? We're Waiting - Caddyshack Classic SceneAlt: That clip from Caddyshack where Ted Knight says "Well? We're Waiting." 030
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Nicer than a Holiday Inn! Wait, I'm being handed a...oh. Oh, dear." 010
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I cannot think of a better reading to commemorate the life and ministry of Dolly Parton. 2/2 000
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We read Romans 12:9-21 the Sunday after she died. “Share with the Lord’s people who are in need.” “Practice hospitality.“ “Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position.” “Live in harmony with one another.” “Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.” 1/2 100
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It was already a double album *and* an EP. Unless your name was George Harrison nobody was getting away with a three-disk package. 0160
Reposted by Acoustic RobTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026FFS, just go ahead and ban ALL the best people, why don't you. 26450101
Reposted by Acoustic Robmaimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jonah: God why did you send me to Nineveh if you were just going to redeem them anyways?? Waste of my time! I wish I was dead!! God: 47910
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I can't even remember who bought the naming rights so screw them, it's Three Rivers Stadium again. 100
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Did somebody say spherical cow? (Why yes, I am a physicist, why do you ask?) 020
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's RIGHT THERE in The Last Battle! It's not subtle! 2141
Reposted by Acoustic RobJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026plus gotta have a well-rounded adventuring party l. As a Catholic, i give +1 bless damage to everyone in the party in abbeys, cathedrals and churches. My wife, who is CofE, gives +20% looting in the same. 1545
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Meanwhile, the first Jesus says, "I'd cure it soon. Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons" youtu.be/u_mF0DhDSloyoutu.beIndustrial DiseaseYouTube video by Dire Straits - Topic 020
Reposted by Acoustic RobKatie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Nobody's Fool 🧵🦋☀️ #art 8534195
Reposted by Acoustic RobJRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt. 6861092009
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Per the alt-text, the sign on the door in the last panel reads "Boss." Basically, everyone is on vacation and Jucika is filling in for all of them. 1222
Reposted by Acoustic RobMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126123783
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Speaking of perfectly cromulent things, I actually use embiggen a lot. 010
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"He’s not going anywhere. (He was traded two days later.)" made me laugh out loud at my desk. Kudos on keeping that in. 010
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comWoman Making Sign of the CrossAlt: A .gif of an older woman crossing herself then throwing up her hands as if she's saying "Whatever." 010
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I'm listening to Phoebe Bridgers now but this is next up! 010
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I played in a D&D campaign where we discovered the moon was haunted and BOTCHED the exorcism. Boy, that came around to bite us in the butt. (It was also infested with mind flayers but that wasn’t our fault.) 050
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026He was great but I'd say his role was more than a cameo. 110
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Truly, I tell you, she has received her reward. (Matthew 6:5) 1390
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away. 010
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026At lunch that day the rest of us plotted how to murder him so he wouldn't throw the curve off for the final. We settled on dipping him in gasoline, setting him on fire, and dropping him into a gorge. Fortunately, it didn't come to that. 3/3 130
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A guy says, "OK, who's the asshole who got the 80?" as the professor starts handing the tests back. A minute later: "Oh. I'm the asshole who got the 80." 2/x 1130
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Reminds me of one of my undergraduate physics classes. Professor hands out an answer key to the midterm; there's a little distribution of grades down in the corner. Nice little bell curve, peak somewhere in the 40s, one little spike at 80. 1/x 150
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I've used "[Goddess of ice and war]'s tits" and "[Goddess]'s frozen tits" to good effect. 020
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I'm not sure I'd want to live in a T. Kingfisher story, I don't really enjoy gardening. (Though at least I'd know whatever happens, the dog won't die.) 250
Acoustic Rob @robacoustic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Guide us waking, Oh Lord, and guard us sleeping; that awake we may watch with Christ, and asleep we may rest in peace. 000
