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Rob McIvor

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New novel, “What Goes on Tour”, published May 2026. 2x Page Turner finalist, Exeter and JBA longlisted. Cheshire Novel Prize top 100. Read a lot, write a bit; walk a lot, ride a bit. Happiest at altitude. Location: Blackheath, London www.robmcivor.com

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17h
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Nemo @nemonihil1664.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've seen even more misinformation in articles online about Lord Woodbine recently. He's a wonderful character, but let's not make up false narratives about him. His Beatles connection is already enough without embellishments. #Beatles
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finally got around to listening to the box set last night. That’s 3 hours of my life I won’t get back. (And I can’t believe how awful the US album sounded 😵‍💫).
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it was George came up with the Archer comment, but it’s still right on the nail. He was a very odd fellow indeed. I wonder if the press will dare print the full story about what happened in Shepherd’s Market now… 😈
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is no better illustration of how dismal the pool of conservative MPs is than the fact that someone as unimpressive as Lam is a minister.
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When this popped up, for a moment I thought “yay, they’re back”. This was still good to hear again, though. We all miss you guys 🥲
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doses of what? Laxatives? Surely even he’s not capable of producing any more s**t than he already demonstrates every time he opens his mouth.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m the only person who will appreciate this
Triangular diagram labelled The Introvert
Hierarchy of Needs. 

Top: Self-actualisation - A completely empty house. An arrow pointing to the house says “Nobody needs anything. Nobody is coming home for hours. Phone on silent.” 

The next level is Esteem - Plans getting cancelled. An arrow here says “‘Sorry, we're going to have to rearrange.’ Oh no. That's terrible. I'm devastated.” 

Next level: Belonging - One person you actually like. No group chat. No networking. No "let's go round and introduce ourselves." Just one person you can talk absolute shit with. 

Fourth level: Safety - An escape route. Own car. End seat. Knowing exactly when the event finishes. A believable reason to leave early.

Bottom of pyramid: Physiological needs - Being left the fuck alone for a bit. Food. Water. Sleep. 45 minutes where nobody speaks to you.

Created by Lee Harding, @theintrovertedrecruiter
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Totally wrong approach. Curtail his malfeasance and corruption, for sure, but use the next two years to show how Democrats can govern effectively and deserve to win in 2028. Leave the vengeance until you have the presidency once again.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s just inconsiderate.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10mph? Was it uphill? A club run would normally be closer to 20mph. Were there no straights where you could pass? Bunching like that does make it easier for drivers to overtake than when they’re in a line. If not, it’s rude not to pull in from time to time.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best unboxing video ever. PS - were the records any good?
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lucky escape.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s very hard to imagine why the world is no longer keen on visiting the USA.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I doubt Hegseth has ever read The Handmaid’s Tale (too many polysyllabic words) but this kind of crap is the precursor to a real US Gilead.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t mind the stereo mixes of AHDN and BFS. I’d even suggest my vinyl copies still sound better than the 80s CDs!
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The original stereo mix of Rubber Soul was the worst in their catalogue. If Giles can rescue that, give him the applause.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Parliament is in recess until after the real parties’ conferences but I agree about the failure to hold surgeries and certainly question how Farage’s constant trips to hard right gatherings abroad help him represent his constituency. And yet Clacton’s voters re-elected him. More fool them.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I suspect it varies widely. I found Nationwide to be very responsive but one of its rivals very unhelpful, demanding numerous extra documents.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Further, the so-called mitigation of environmental impacts proposed by LHR depends largely upon assumptions about car usage and pollution that are already beyond being fanciful.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s definitely going to be downloaded!
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s desperately embarrassing to share à surname with this clown. I hope we’re not distantly related but perhaps several generations ago an ancestor married his cousin, was cast out of the family, moved to Essex and their offspring have continued the custom to this day. It’s the only explanation.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not generally a fan of the series but the chandelier scene in Only Fools and Horses is a masterpiece of set-up, dialogue, timing and camerawork.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bought that when it was published. It’s a little on the dense side, but has some fascinating details, particularly on the late 60s-early 70s band hopping and bed hopping! A good companion to the hard to find “The Electric Muse”, from the mid 70s.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Found for a pound - with Bono as Dr Robert and Eddie Izzard as Mr Kite; it’s got to be a masterpiece, surely?
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That wouldn't happen to be tax paid on profits made, in no small part, from the delusions and often outright misery of thousands upon thousands of his fellow countrymen, would it?
ft.com
UK’s top taxpayer says he would ‘not wish to be reborn’ in Britain
Betfred founder Fred Done threatens 500 shop closures over tax rises that have left him fearful for the UK’s prospects
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can’t fault him for that. They do have a lot to answer for.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Petronella Wyatt will no doubt be along soon to tell us how her elderly mother was nearly killed by one (again) “just the other day”. It’s as predictable as “council bans Christmas” 🥱.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’ve been eating the cats, they’ve been eating the dogs 😀
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meanwhile, the party most responsible for stirring up aggression towards the RNLI is given £30m by another individual from the dodgy world of cryptocurrencies. I wonder what Farage has promised in return to this one.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They’ll need to shape up soon - chief camp entertainments officer has just arrived
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought this story seemed a little hard to believe. Looks like I was right.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ooh. How many weeks until Xmas? I was lucky enough to see them in à very small venue years ago and chat with them afterwards. Lovely ladies.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Want to feel old? This is what The Human League look like these days.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And, of course, they will not be “his” ministers but the King’s - unless he is also planning to abolish the monarchy.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Indeed. And the “emergency” will be policed by the kind of thugs we saw in Dover and Portsmouth this weekend and Reform’s vigilantes already “patrolling” in Essex.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The thugs in Dover and Portsmouth are the kind of people who will be “providing security” if Farage becomes PM and, as he has declared, calls a state of emergency.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apparently, he has a medical condition that means he doesn’t sweat, as well.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Quite imaginative of Rupert Lowe to hold his party’s annual conference outdoors.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is significant coming from a newspaper that effectively functions as Reform’s press office.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hope you’ve bought some very good quality face masks. The “air” there is toxic.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So that's the scapegoats accounted for. Presumably the hope is that'll be enough for now. Plus if the police do get involved, Reform will doubtless say that they can't talk about it.
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Belinda Scott @bycyclebee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Never mind the internal investigation, I’m hoping there’s a criminal investigation!
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Arguably JPM being born was also the best thing that happened to John Lennon too. 😉
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Will you not even give him a microbe of latitude for Amish Paradise?
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m starting to understand why so many of Trump’s businesses have gone bust or survived only through tax evasion.
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Rob McIvor @rob-mcivor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Where she belonged - very much in the shadows, where dark deeds are done cheap (usually for dodgy donors).
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