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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle

@rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm so old that I remember being 8.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#acdc recorded the exact same rock song 100 times and it's always the best song ever.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
TMI but my constipation has been so bad this week that it feels like Thanos fisted me with the infinity gauntlet then snapped.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Did you know that #Birkenstock is one of only a handful of brands names that you can teach to your chickens?
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Nothing he said last night matters. He took the strongest post-Covid economy in the entire industrialized world and singlehandedly fucked it up. He put lawless, masked federal thugs on our streets to terrorize immigrants & citizens. Nothing he said last night matters.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Being in a position where you can take the blame for something without repercussions is privilege. Being in a position where you obviously did the thing but insist you didn't is a whole different leek.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm having a day where I'm extra aware of my nose hair.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
so, full disclosure, I feel like you will get something slightly different than you expect when you click on this!
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What Fabulous Timing for Gallup to Stop Tracking Presidential Approval!
Why stop with BLS data and jobs reports?
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is why you don't make friends with those people. You don't meet them halfway. You don't accommodate them. You don't try to understand them. You don't make peace with them. You don't "set aside politics."
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.
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WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change
The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Anyone else watch the old black and white The Fly film's ending where the fly's head is squashed in a hydraulic press and think "wow, what a lucky guy?" Just me?
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Christopher Mootham @chrismootham.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I'm 58 so I can wear a bow tie whenever I want. *heads to a corner and sulks*
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
On Holocaust Remembrance Day, we remember the six million Jewish people murdered by the Nazis, as well as countless other victims. We honor their lives by rejecting the evils of antisemitism, dehumanization, and authoritarian violence wherever they appear. Never again means never again for anyone.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If you’re coming from overseas to watch the World Cup in USA please consider boycotting. It’s a country being led by a madman and full of ICE goons. Also, you will be overcharged for really shitty food in the stadiums.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I do miss last week when we were mostly worried about a world ending war with NATO. Every week is worse than the last.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 23/01/2026
You literally could not have scripted something to make this admin look more cartoonishly evil than the choices they've made in the last 72 hours.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I try to do more listening than talking but wow my mouth.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
TODAY on #MSNOW: 10am-2pm/EST 7am-11am/PST-Jack Smith Finally Testifies to Congress about when our Presidementia incited an insurrection at the Capitol to steal a free & fair election & when he stole Top-Secret Gov't Documents & stored them in his bathroom. Y'know... many, many, MANY crimes ago.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is an epic psuedo-nightmare true story
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I had a dream last night that I was rehearsing a new movie with The Muppets but they didn't give me a Muppet, so I was just using my bare arm as a puppet.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Córy Doctorow with another verbal bullseye: pluralistic.net/2026/01/13/n...
I'm sorry. As a technology writer, I'm supposed to be telling you that this bet will some day pay off, because one day we will have shoveled so many words into the word-guessing program that it wakes up and learns how to actually do the jobs it is failing spectacularly at today. This is a proposition akin to the idea that if we keep breeding horses to run faster and faster, one of them will give birth to a locomotive. Humans possess intelligence, and machines do not. The difference between a human and a word-guessing program isn't how many words the human knows.

I'm sorry. I know that when we talk about "digital sovereignty," we're obliged to talk about how we can build more data-centres that we can fill up with money-losing chips from American silicon monopolists in the hopes of destroying as many jobs as possible while blowing through our clean energy goals and enshittifying as much of our potable water as possible.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I feel like there's a joke somewhere in the concept that I perspire so much that I need workout clothes that John Wick the sweat away, but i can't find a way to elegantly phrase it.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I love leg day and I love driving a manual transmission car, but they don't play nice with each other.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Do kids still need to make book covers?
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@mollyploofkins.bsky.social with apologies, I see this image you shared reshared on Reddit and all I could hear was the Batman Uluea YTMND from the start of the millennium. I kind of hate AI, but...
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Christina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
😡💢😡
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If Duolingo truly had faith in their ability to teach me Spanish their ads works be en espanol.
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How You Like Me Now?... @1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 26/12/2025
Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
One of the great things about these AI film things is everyone out there who imagined their pets were telling them to commit crimes can finally make their hallucinations look real.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Dude peeing in the stall next to me saying "I am a god. I AM A GOD."
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The RFK, jr effect.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You know sometimes when I have a stomach ache my brain goes "I have the solution! More food!"
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Two urinals, one stall and just me in the bathroom at some urinal. Dude comes in and watches me until I'm finished and I don't realize until I turn around and make eye contact. He looked more irritated and impatient than anything but that was my creep out moment for the week.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Well, as they say, you can't say Tim Burton without "timber."
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He says the men they murdered are on a list. Let’s see the list. Let’s hear their names. Show us the evidence. If you have any. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
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Admiral told lawmakers everyone on alleged drug boat was on a list of military targets
Adm. Frank Bradley said U.S. intelligence had identified the 11 people on the boat and determined the military was authorized to kill them as part of Trump’s campaign against alleged drug-smuggling ve...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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Barbara Kaskosz @kaskosz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Tom Nichols: “This ongoing game show of ‘strike a boat every day’ […] is making us into worse people — every one of us, whether we’re in uniform or just ordinary citizens. It is spiritually and morally corrosive on every level.” @radiofreetom.bsky.social
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
TSM you walk into the men's room and immediately know somebody had asparagus for lunch.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You're not seeing the defense and international conflict experts disagreeing because if the facts are true, it's one of the most basic things in the law of armed conflict: You cannot kill people who are "hors de combat," taken out of the game by injury or attack. This is Geneva 101 stuff.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I imagine outside of our shared dislike of Trump and love of the constitution, Joe Walsh and I have little common political ground. He's the perfect example of "... i would fight to my death for your right to say it" for me. Mad props to him for being a loud voice for Liberty.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell, Charlie Brown.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/11/2025
Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done. He’s scrambling.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I think one thing that proves my nerd cred is that I spend way too much time wondering what became of the entwives.
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Working at a school means hearing things like "raise your hand if you haven't been the poison dart frog yet and want to be. "
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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle @rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
One problem with being a supervillain is there's too many evil plans and not enough evil flans.
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