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RJ Sliva

@rjsliva.bsky.social
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I will bake you a pie and build you a table to set it on.

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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aari McDonald is the only bright spot I am taking from the Lynx game. She and Brodie were the only two with a positive +/-. 3-5, 8 pts, 3 ast, 1 stl, 0 TO, 0 PF in 12 min, nice to see. Still: damn, Lynx.
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will need a coherent explanation of that T
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hines-Allen, Clark, and Cunningham are already spiraling and stoking a group crashout. Perchance the refs might want to pull this one back into a little more control
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Disclaimer: love Kelsey Mitchell. That said, I am so freaking glad the stars aligned to get Aari McDonald out of that toxic clownshow and into Minneaota.
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 26/09/2026
1C0N 👑
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FISHLOCK OH MY GOODNESS
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is my shocked face
Results of an 8-dimension political alignment test suggesting I am a filthy democratic socialist (accurate)
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m not touching one of the items in The Discourse this week. The other one, tho, about iced coffee at an interview? I have lived in AZ long enough to be surprised when someone shows up to any event (interview, wedding, tire rotation) WITHOUT a drink in hand.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Carefully laying out a row of these tiki glasses and unrolling my mixology set before saying a word to the interviewer
Festive and colorful ceramic tiki glasses
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why has nobody at Target Center spilled a beer on the chud with the cheek swab sign
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Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You have discovered a planet. It is a world free from agony -- but with snacks. Chocolate rubble cover the ground. I want to murmur there.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m continually amazed by Nancy
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 18/09/2026
A typewritten note that reads

screaming crying throwing up
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are so far gone from being a serious country
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Melanie @grammar-girl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
LOOK AT THIS LIL GUY
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's never talk about "fairness" when some schools have fencing teams and pools and computer labs and some schools hold classes in trailers. Never about how 1 in 9 schoolchildren live in poverty. But it's always a "fairness" issue when a school has a trans athlete or too many black students.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's games like this and stars like banda and chawinga that make me look at the nwsl front office sideways. you can't promote this? you need a podcaster? you need ted lasso? you sure?
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trying to find the upper limit of the number of aftermarket mods I can bolt onto my jeep (there is no upper limit)
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why stop there, you coward, go ahead and rename every state to America and every city to America and every street to America and every trailer park to America Acres and make our official language America and make it America House of Pancakes featuring the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘n’ America and
Donald Trump’s stupid fucking map of New 
Mexico with “Mexico” crossed out and “America” added because he is the stupidest fucking chud on the planet
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Natalie’s going through some stuff today huh
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh honey. A W game? You will never be surrounded by more gleefully gruntled lesbians in your life.
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Worst Tim Curry impression ever
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Compare the amount of bullshit people went through to rename straight up derogatory place names to this.
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I TOLD y’all these fucking things were going to be used for the worst possible purposes. Good thing bolos are easy enough to string together
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/08/2026
This is what we mean by saying that being one of the good ones won't protect you. Every gay and lesbian running to throw trans people under the bus are setting themselves up for exactly this. It won't end with us. nypost.com/2026/08/28/u...
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Far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos nabbed by ICE in Louisiana
Controversial right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos, a former spokesman for Kanye West, has been arrested by ICE at an airport in Louisiana.
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OneDrive and Authenticator doing their level best today to give me a coronary
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was sad when Cardinal Bernardin died, horribly sad when Mary Tyler Moore and Carrie Fisher died. This is all that and more! I do not like it!
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If I find out she wasn’t assumed bodily into heaven I’m gonna have WORDS with Pope Bob
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
-why is it the ONLY unforgivable sin?" And then she told me, "I finally figured it out. The Holy Ghost is that part of God that lives in everybody, and the way you sin against it is by not loving everybody with all your heart, for exactly who they are."
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Dolly Parton - Travelin' Thru [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by NettwerkMusic
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Rachel Hands @rachelhands.com · 25/08/2026
if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
The grim reaper is just shooting at the wall blindfolded
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sigh. The good lights go out while the ones pickled in evil last forever.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 24/08/2026
Everyone saying “we need to have a respectful conversation” with these anti trans activists has let this situation spiral to this point. The WNBA could have said “we regularly review our policies we have nothing to update at this time this is a non issue” and ended this btw.
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
WNBA mascots need to stop trying to be Ellie, First and Only of Her Name. Was really hoping Portland would bust out a beflanneled stud critter of some kind.
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Running off to Kalshi to put money on the next food contamination now that “glass in popsicles” and “metal in bread” are taken Stingray spines in celery Used teeth in Velveeta Unexploded ordnance in pudding cups
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There, see?!?!?!? Mercadoooooo
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
SHOOT THE BALLLLLLL I AM BEGGING YOU TRY IT FIRST TIME JUST TRY IT MAYBE IT WILL WORK BETTER THAN NOT SHOOTING IT JUST MAYBE PLS REIGN YOU ARE KILLING ME
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ok then, this NU alum is going full bore for the Arizona Wildcats and never looking back.
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have so many questions about extremely nonspecific “flying”
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 08/08/2026
Wilt Chamberlain holding up a sign that says 100Three attention-seekers. The middle one is holding up a sign that says "-28."
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Posting this with “Put it in the Louvre” doesn’t do much to advance The Discourse in a positive direction and I absolutely do not care even a little bit
Sophie Cunningham learning in real time the truth of the start none/be none axiom
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lacking a little subtlety I guess. Overall 9.5/10 with that minor deduction
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Windup, followthrough, good form all the way around
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
V much appreciating how Olivia Miles just makes me break into a big happy grin 625633812 times per game.
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My new musical fantasy involves Prewn marrying that braying numpty from Geese and both of them fucking off into the sun, preferably atop the 1975 vintage Magic Fingers™️ motel bed she apparently perches on to record every song with pure machine gun-level vibrato
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RJ Sliva @rjsliva.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My team has not been so great at the on-the-field footballing portion of the program, but at off-the-field community support they’re always aces.
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