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Robert Jordan

@rjordan3.bsky.social
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Not that Robert Jordan. Infosec / GRC nerd and Halloween enthusiast. He/Him. Be kind.

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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evening firepit with a special #laphroig bottle. Smoke em if you got ya boys. Zero days abound.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear cats - cover thy shit with the vast quantities of litter provided. Thank you for your attention to this matter. The Management.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yea....I think this sums up my time right now.
Icons of video games I'm playing - Assassin's Creed Black Flag, Control Resonant, Palia, and Crimson Desert
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Edinburgh- you are amazballs. See ya soon!
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Russian forces committed widespread sexual violence against civilians and prisoners of war ​in Ukraine, including gang rape and electric shocks to the genitals, according to the UN rights office, which has produced meticulously documented case studies. www.reuters.com/world/widesp...
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Widespread sexual violence in Ukraine war, most cases tied to Russia, says UN report
A report said Russian forces committed widespread sexual violence against civilians and prisoners of war ​in Ukraine, including gang rape and electric shocks to the genitals, while Ukrainian authoriti...
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Flew to Scotland. Arrived mostly on time. My bags arrived 30 hrs later. It’s Friday I’m in pub.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 01/09/2026
The California legislature passed Assembly Bill 1709 today, which functions as a sweeping ban on social media use for young people under the age of 16. We're urging Governor Gavin Newsom to veto the measure.
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EFF to Governor Newsom: Veto California’s AB 1709
The California legislature passed Assembly Bill 1709 (A.B. 1709) today, which functions as a sweeping ban on social media use for young people under the age of 16. This well-intentioned, but deeply fl...
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sundays were meant for rotting in bed until you’re hungry enough to go downstairs.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This shits gotta stop. How many deaths is too many before congress acts?
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NPR @npr.org · 03/07/2026
Colonial Americans were drinking coffee long before they dumped tea into Boston Harbor or fought a war for independence. The establishments that served it were already brewing revolutionary ideas. n.pr/4eHHKbl
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But first, coffee: The drink that energized the American Revolution
Colonial Americans were drinking coffee long before they dumped tea into Boston Harbor or fought a war for independence. The establishments that served it were already brewing revolutionary ideas.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
San Jose Pedro Square is lit for the USA world cup. Soooooooo many people having a great time…..with me.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You cant make this shit up. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
yahoo.com
MAGA Man Arrested For Masturbating At Trump's America 250 Spectacle
The niche social media personality was charged with "lewd, indecent, or obscene acts" after multiple witnesses reported his depraved behavior.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My questions have questions. “Let’s put on some zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese “
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I now know WAY more about SMS Phishing by Chinese threat actors thanks to Aurora Johnson & Kyla Cardona from SpyCloud Labs talk "Smish and Chips". #sleuthcon
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Starting #sleuthcon with two amazing talks from Thomas Roccia and Shashwat Jain about how cybercriminals are using AI.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sleuthcon - Here....we...GOOOOOO @sleuthcon.bsky.social
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Excited Baby Cheers 'LET'S GOOOOOOO!' at Game
ALT: Excited Baby Cheers 'LET'S GOOOOOOO!' at Game
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Me waiting for my sleuthcon login details Cant wait till tomorrow!! @sleuthcon.bsky.social
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Waiting
ALT: Waiting
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NetBlocks @netblocks.org · 28/05/2026
🗓️ Three months ago today #Iran shut off access to the global internet. While connectivity has now largely returned, metrics indicate that users still face heavy filtering, similar to the interim period between the January protests and the start of the war.
Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity in Iran from 24 February 2026 up to 28 May 2026. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the date. The green line representing Iran's observed international internet connectivity is high during the initial time period, with a sharp drop on the morning of 28 February. The ongoing drop in connectivity aligns with a nation-scale internet blackout imposed by authorities after joint military strikes by the US and Israel. Ongoing recovery is visible. The minimum and current connectivity levels are 1% and 86%, respectively. The chart has a dark background with a red horizontal arrow labeled 'SHUTDOWN' indicating the disruption period with annotations at the start and end of the chart indicating the periods of heavy filtering (reading 'Heavy filtering' in orange print) and NetBlocks logo and Mapping Internet Freedom slogan in the lower left corner.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It’s a banger. youtu.be/EltgrumKJfk?...
youtu.be
DARA - Bangaranga (LIVE) | Bulgaria 🇧🇬 | Grand Final | Winner of Eurovision 2026
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I want to see a Click-Fix campaign that gets people to run "Winget upgrade --all"
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Whishing you all some Magic Power this week. Rock on! youtu.be/eQNma7xjMGE?...
youtu.be
Triumph - Magic Power
YouTube video by TriumphVEVO
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ok there’s four seasons of Veronica Mars and they aint gonna watch themselves. Here we goooooo
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Veronica Mars Excited - Kristen Bell Says Yay!
ALT: Veronica Mars Excited - Kristen Bell Says Yay!
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
youtu.be/MKk1u5RMTn4?...
youtu.be
Poets of the Fall - Carnival of Rust (Official Video w/ Lyrics)
YouTube video by Poets of the Fall (Official)
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I love the fact the internet schools us all on facts. Case in point- a question mark at the end of a sentence does not automatically make it a question?
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My pen tester this week is super persistent - and it's paying off. Reminds me of... clip.cafe/clear-presen...
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Watch 'People are big on birthdays. Let's start there. Bet your ATM code is your birthday. Close....' | Clear and Present Danger Clip
Watch the clip 'People are big on birthdays. Let's start there. Bet your ATM code is your birthday. Close....' from the movie Clear and Present Danger on Clip.Cafe. Petey: [trying to crack an encrypte...
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DilDog 🅅 @dildog.l0pht.com · 24/04/2026
cultdeadcow.com/news/declara... CULT OF THE DEAD COW & Hacktivismo THE HACKTIVISMO DECLARATION: REBOOTED
CULT OF THE DEAD COW & Hacktivismo
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: April 21, 2026
THE HACKTIVISMO DECLARATION: REBOOTED
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“demonstrates that the organization has invested time, talent and infrastructure to minimize, not eliminate, cybersecurity risk” - always a point to stress. We manage risk, never eliminate it.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Elizabeth Banks
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
That moment when your breakthrough occurs and you know you found your grandparents bio family. BIG time rush. #genealogy
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George @hannahtempler.com · 06/03/2026
move slow and repair things
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“I have usernames older than you” is my new favorite burn
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This is such an underrated skeet
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A bit confused here. Sure I've seen some scans from known MuddyWater associated IPs ....but 3000 attacks every minute? And uh....attacks to/from Iranian infrastructure? Nah - overhyped
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Shame to all Kansas lawmakers who voted for this
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fort Bragg is named for Braxton Bragg — a literal traitor who had been in the U.S. Army, enslaved more than 100 people, and became a Confederate general. Trump just bragged ... about renaming the base Fort Bragg (from Fort Liberty) b/c ... you know, ending woke. And, the racism.
washingtonpost.com
Who was Fort Bragg named after? The South’s worst, most hated general.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis say they would restore the Fort Bragg name if elected. Its namesake was a “merciless tyrant” who helped lose the Civil War.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trump: “250 years is a long time as a nation” Almost every other nation: “hold my beer”
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Expecting the President to say “look under your seats! you get a medal! you get medal! Everyone gets a medal!”
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Mark Miller @markwmiller07.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3...
youtube.com
Are we going to war with Iran today?
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Where are my music nerds at? This is just a lot of fun. Worth the time. youtu.be/BFul90BFjGc?...
youtu.be
Jacob Collier Improvises With Orchestra (Live in San Francisco)
YouTube video by Jacob Collier
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I am so glad they drained the swamp.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My current mood
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
More of this please.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
ROTFL -Every single time
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Mary L Trump @maryltrump.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Every American needs to watch this:
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!” So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it (H/T longtimehistory)
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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I remember a time you couldn’t turn on the radio without hearing this song. Still love it!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/01/2026
Signal will never message you like this. If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL. DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
Message from "Signal Support"

Dear User, this is Signal Security
Support ChatBot.

Our system has detected a recent login attempt to your account from an unrecognized device or location. As a security measure, we have blocked this attempt and sent a verification code via
SMS to your registered phone number.

If this was NOT you: To secure your account and block this unauthorized access, please reply to this message with the verification code
you just received.

If this WAS you:
You can safely ignore this message. The login attempt will be automatically approved shortly. 

Thank you for helping us keep your
account secure.
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