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Robert Jordan

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Not that Robert Jordan. Infosec / GRC nerd and Halloween enthusiast. He/Him. Be kind.

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CYBERWARCON @cyberwarcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🚨 The CYBERWARCON 2026 lineup is here! 20 speakers on destructive and disruptive cyber threats, plus keynote Rob Joyce. Nov 20 in Arlington, VA, or join virtually. Huge thanks to our review board for picking a great lineup! www.cyberwarcon.com #CYBERWARCON
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Can someone explain to me why openai has cameras behind thier tvs? And do they have two pointing both left and right?
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Stanford Federal Credit Union @stanfordfcu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Happy International Credit Union Day! 🌎 🎉 Join us at any Stanford FCU branch today for snacks, giveaways, and a chance to win an Away carry-on suitcase.* Find a branch 👉 sfcu.org/locator *While supplies last. Must be a Stanford FCU member to enter branch drawing.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I approve of my Governor, just disappointed in this decision. I feel it’s less about state control and more about corporate control.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You could have celebrated them by having your administration find a way to approve AB 1881 and AB 2218. 😞
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evening firepit with a special #laphroig bottle. Smoke em if you got ya boys. Zero days abound.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear cats - cover thy shit with the vast quantities of litter provided. Thank you for your attention to this matter. The Management.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yea....I think this sums up my time right now.
Icons of video games I'm playing - Assassin's Creed Black Flag, Control Resonant, Palia, and Crimson Desert
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Edinburgh- you are amazballs. See ya soon!
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Arg! Walked by the location in bottom right today! Gotta find my way back tonight before my flight…
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Russian forces committed widespread sexual violence against civilians and prisoners of war ​in Ukraine, including gang rape and electric shocks to the genitals, according to the UN rights office, which has produced meticulously documented case studies. www.reuters.com/world/widesp...
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Widespread sexual violence in Ukraine war, most cases tied to Russia, says UN report
A report said Russian forces committed widespread sexual violence against civilians and prisoners of war ​in Ukraine, including gang rape and electric shocks to the genitals, while Ukrainian authoriti...
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sigh…..I still call short videos vines.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Flew to Scotland. Arrived mostly on time. My bags arrived 30 hrs later. It’s Friday I’m in pub.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 01/09/2026
The California legislature passed Assembly Bill 1709 today, which functions as a sweeping ban on social media use for young people under the age of 16. We're urging Governor Gavin Newsom to veto the measure.
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EFF to Governor Newsom: Veto California’s AB 1709
The California legislature passed Assembly Bill 1709 (A.B. 1709) today, which functions as a sweeping ban on social media use for young people under the age of 16. This well-intentioned, but deeply fl...
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
575watts!!! Inconceivable! My measly 4070 and I will be over here limping along. 😂
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sundays were meant for rotting in bed until you’re hungry enough to go downstairs.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This shits gotta stop. How many deaths is too many before congress acts?
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m just going to eat Doritos and sponge cake for the next two weeks.
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NPR @npr.org · 03/07/2026
Colonial Americans were drinking coffee long before they dumped tea into Boston Harbor or fought a war for independence. The establishments that served it were already brewing revolutionary ideas. n.pr/4eHHKbl
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But first, coffee: The drink that energized the American Revolution
Colonial Americans were drinking coffee long before they dumped tea into Boston Harbor or fought a war for independence. The establishments that served it were already brewing revolutionary ideas.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wooot!!! What a win and so much fun to be near the game and surrounded by lots of fans. Can’t wait till Monday
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
San Jose Pedro Square is lit for the USA world cup. Soooooooo many people having a great time…..with me.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You cant make this shit up. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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MAGA Man Arrested For Masturbating At Trump's America 250 Spectacle
The niche social media personality was charged with "lewd, indecent, or obscene acts" after multiple witnesses reported his depraved behavior.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My questions have questions. “Let’s put on some zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese “
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Slowly making my way. Moving on to season 3!
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
High Quality Pants - iykyk
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I now know WAY more about SMS Phishing by Chinese threat actors thanks to Aurora Johnson & Kyla Cardona from SpyCloud Labs talk "Smish and Chips". #sleuthcon
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Starting #sleuthcon with two amazing talks from Thomas Roccia and Shashwat Jain about how cybercriminals are using AI.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
ALT: Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
First quote I hear "Everybody see the flashlights?" haahah way to be prepared for a power outage
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sleuthcon - Here....we...GOOOOOO @sleuthcon.bsky.social
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Excited Baby Cheers 'LET'S GOOOOOOO!' at Game
ALT: Excited Baby Cheers 'LET'S GOOOOOOO!' at Game
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Me waiting for my sleuthcon login details Cant wait till tomorrow!! @sleuthcon.bsky.social
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Waiting
ALT: Waiting
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NetBlocks @netblocks.org · 28/05/2026
🗓️ Three months ago today #Iran shut off access to the global internet. While connectivity has now largely returned, metrics indicate that users still face heavy filtering, similar to the interim period between the January protests and the start of the war.
Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity in Iran from 24 February 2026 up to 28 May 2026. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the date. The green line representing Iran's observed international internet connectivity is high during the initial time period, with a sharp drop on the morning of 28 February. The ongoing drop in connectivity aligns with a nation-scale internet blackout imposed by authorities after joint military strikes by the US and Israel. Ongoing recovery is visible. The minimum and current connectivity levels are 1% and 86%, respectively. The chart has a dark background with a red horizontal arrow labeled 'SHUTDOWN' indicating the disruption period with annotations at the start and end of the chart indicating the periods of heavy filtering (reading 'Heavy filtering' in orange print) and NetBlocks logo and Mapping Internet Freedom slogan in the lower left corner.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It’s a banger. youtu.be/EltgrumKJfk?...
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DARA - Bangaranga (LIVE) | Bulgaria 🇧🇬 | Grand Final | Winner of Eurovision 2026
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Better Off Guitar
ALT: Better Off Guitar
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I want to see a Click-Fix campaign that gets people to run "Winget upgrade --all"
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Whishing you all some Magic Power this week. Rock on! youtu.be/eQNma7xjMGE?...
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Triumph - Magic Power
YouTube video by TriumphVEVO
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Begs the question - is mythos that good or the coding review practices for Firefox that poor?
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ok there’s four seasons of Veronica Mars and they aint gonna watch themselves. Here we goooooo
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Veronica Mars Excited - Kristen Bell Says Yay!
ALT: Veronica Mars Excited - Kristen Bell Says Yay!
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
youtu.be/MKk1u5RMTn4?...
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Poets of the Fall - Carnival of Rust (Official Video w/ Lyrics)
YouTube video by Poets of the Fall (Official)
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I love this so much I almost want to Venmo you. Almost. So close.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m the domain admin now #cybersecurity.
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I'M The Captain Now - Captain Phillips
ALT: I'M The Captain Now - Captain Phillips
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I love the fact the internet schools us all on facts. Case in point- a question mark at the end of a sentence does not automatically make it a question?
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Please Don't Go: Classic Music Video
ALT: Please Don't Go: Classic Music Video
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“Close to peak”? It’s insane this month! Thx for all the collections
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My pen tester this week is super persistent - and it's paying off. Reminds me of... clip.cafe/clear-presen...
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Watch 'People are big on birthdays. Let's start there. Bet your ATM code is your birthday. Close....' | Clear and Present Danger Clip
Watch the clip 'People are big on birthdays. Let's start there. Bet your ATM code is your birthday. Close....' from the movie Clear and Present Danger on Clip.Cafe. Petey: [trying to crack an encrypte...
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DilDog 🅅 @dildog.l0pht.com · 24/04/2026
cultdeadcow.com/news/declara... CULT OF THE DEAD COW & Hacktivismo THE HACKTIVISMO DECLARATION: REBOOTED
CULT OF THE DEAD COW & Hacktivismo
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: April 21, 2026
THE HACKTIVISMO DECLARATION: REBOOTED
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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a black and white drawing of a person holding a saw with the words " don 't mind me " written on the bottom right
Alt: a black and white drawing of a person holding a saw with the words " don 't mind me im just stealing the meme above" written on the bottom right
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“demonstrates that the organization has invested time, talent and infrastructure to minimize, not eliminate, cybersecurity risk” - always a point to stress. We manage risk, never eliminate it.
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Robert Jordan @rjordan3.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ouch this so true
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