rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was told by @nongebrokts.bsky.social that I should hold off freeing him until my birthday; now he has been released and is hungry for more 5G radiowaves and fluoride. 010
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Learning about and getting mad over the fact that Ima Robot (which I vaguely remember liking) not being successful enough led to so many stomp clap moments from Magnetic Zeroes. 110
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just realized that Always Sunny just passed Seinfeld in episode count so congrats Philly you won the longest running show with the worst group of friends. 010
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The stupid ice coffee interview stuff reminds me that in the late 00s I had a job interview and after that they said I was hired but guys had to wear ties in the office but I shouldn’t buy too many ties because in a month or so ties won’t be mandatory. 010
Reposted by rjgnycrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889401222
Reposted by rjgnycCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The funniest possible outcome would be everyone buys a ticket for the movie and it's just a 30 second title card that says "THANKS FOR YOUR MONEY THERE'S NO MOVIE" and the audience losing their mind being angry is being filmed for The Rehearsal S3 1029814
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I'm also being told I don't have one!"static.klipy.comRodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!Alt: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect! 021
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If I won the lottery while having a stroke, there would be signs. 020
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Move out of the way, Pizza Rat, now is the era of Pizza Squirrel. 020
Reposted by rjgnycDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026deleted scene from Camp Miasma: Billie seducing her autistic houseguest 112624
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Yeah, we still play the same MUD on and off, guess they got our ass good." 010
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Whoever runs in 2028 should have a pillar be getting Lina Khan back in the FTC to focus her time and energy on: 1. Bringing back all the spam call regulations that kept the phone part of my phone from being worthless 2. Making AI ads follow the same regulations as all other food/product advertising. 020
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is both terrible and one of the most comic book things a comic book movie can do. Only way to make it more of a comic book experience is to not bring any of this up until dropping a lower third saying “*As mentioned 23-minutes into Loki season 1 episode 5, hope you read it. Excelsior!” 100
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There’s a quick bit in the Coyote vs Acme movie involving a song that is very much for the adults and A+ for the selection because it definitely lets the bit get dumber and dumber (complimentary) as it goes on. 021
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fish Pan Alley Way: imagine that (hear me out hear me out hear me out hear me out) 010
Reposted by rjgnycJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked 835751616
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Decided to treat myself so along with the covid and flu shots helped myself to MMR I know it wasn’t necessary but maybe this is the right time to be overly harsh about measles. 010
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Worth getting eaten by mosquitos to hang out with garden buddy. 020
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One of the cold calls I got on LinkedIn a few months ago was from a professional matchmaker looking for men with decent-enough career histories interested in dating women who are in the C-suite, and I'm 70% sure they weren't a scam looking to steal my organs. 000
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026PlayStation’s live tv app is probably going to do fine but there’s something funny about unique channels dedicated to a specific multi-season serialized show where you have no control over what episode you start at. 100
Reposted by rjgnycCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Incredible shit from Connor O'Malley 425952
Reposted by rjgnycDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Is that the damn Weapon X headgear 0241
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Local store didn’t know there’s Ghost in the Shell anime and Legend of the Overfiend anime and neither did any of my high school friends until we did. 021
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Me because I ate three hot sausage and peppers in one week: 1151
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When you’re an adult, you can do whatever you want, as long as you accept your doctor frowning and shaking their head during your next checkup. 050
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Live shots of me waiting to see Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Misama. 020
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’ll stop enjoying summer when summer party skeleton shifts into fall party skeleton. 040
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026You said you didn’t want glass in your frozen treats WHY ARE YOU BEING SO PICKY?! 120
Reposted by rjgnycKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m so tired of having once in a decade storms once a week 4652
rjgnyc @rjgnyc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My favorite part of Spider-Man: Brand New Day was when the post-credits teaser for a future movie played and a child in the audience loudly yelled, "But Spider-Man ALREADY DID THAT!" 020
