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Rivia! King of the Meep

@riviagreen.bsky.social
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Green gay gecko on the internet 30/gay

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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 27/09/2026
beautiful men named Coastal Flood Warning are messaging me on my cell phone
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would you get their autograph?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two bored-looking giant alien lice from the movie Cloverfield are sitting at a table with a paper coffee cup and a newsletter signup sheet on it. One louse is on its phone, the other sighs. Panel 2: the lice are sitting at a booth for celebrity signings at a fan convention (called Kooky Con). Seated at the tables on either side of the lice are actors Susan Sarandon and Ke Huy Quan. Each of the other celebrities are chatting with a line of fans at their respective tables. The lice gaze into space.
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Least popular design but I just love the way they've turned out
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Oddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I had the urge to draw a watermelon nautilus 🍉 Lol
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
By Natan Nakel
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 01/08/2026
Oops, i meant to post this yesterday. My illustration for August sticker club theme: Collared Lizard
And illustration of a pair of collared lizards sitting in an arid scubland
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Rivia! King of the Meep @riviagreen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i think i'm gonna hunt down vintage postcards and start sending them to peeps on the internet, i think it's little fun idea
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Rivia! King of the Meep @riviagreen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Rivia! King of the Meep @riviagreen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
sometimes i just get one card that carries the day
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m a x @maxgrobinson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Snakes are more scared of us than we are of them [watches snake drive off in my car with my wallet & phone] I mean, not that one, but most
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a hamster is climbing through a connected network of colorful plastic tubes. Panel 2: the hamster is walking through a room connected to the tubes. The hamster passes a second hamster who is wearing a tube top, mini skirt and sunglasses, and is holding a clutch purse and a cigarette. The mini skirt hamster says to the first hamster, “lookin’ for a good time?” The first hamster thinks to itself, “I hate this part of town…”
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Rivia! King of the Meep @riviagreen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
have some more
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Rivia! King of the Meep @riviagreen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
man i need to get out again and take more photos, i think my fave is getting good hecking shots of plants
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A poorly generated AI image of a furry dog's head is placed between two rows of text cast in Cooper Black reading "I got that slop in me." Beneath the dog is jumbled text resembling an AI program's crude, mindless, brainless imitation of an author's signature, gleaned from countless scraped images from real people working in earnest.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey stands in front of an ATM in a gas station/convenience store. The screen on the ATM reads: Please wait… Panel 2: the screen reads: CURRENT ACCOUNT BALANCE: 4 raspberries. It also displays a little picture of a raspberry. The monkey looks very pleased and is making a casual celebratory hand gesture 🤙 with both hands.
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Sapphire Jack @sapphirejack.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dragon breakfast
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
kitty doodle saying “i hope i don’t have a long day”, behind kitty there’s a factory. a long day factory.
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/05/2024
lord help me I’m thinkin’ ‘bout a bean hole
a diagram describing a “bean hole,” where you bury a pot of beans into a hole filled with embers and let them cook
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈
A rainbow colored box turtle looking nervously out of a drab gray shell. There is text above him that says “It’s OK if you’re not ready yet.”
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 09/06/2026
He’s fragile :( I don’t remember why i drew this, but i found the sketch and decided to finish it
Illustration of sad Noot in a jar, label says :”Fragile, handle with care”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See ya
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chrysalis hangs from a branch in a tree. Panel 2: inside the chrysalis is a small room. A caterpillar is sitting on the floor looking exhausted and frustrated with its head in its hand. Scattered on the floor around the caterpillar are large parts of butterfly wings in boxes like pieces of furniture that require assembly, and an electric drill, and a beer.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a surfer in a wetsuit sits on a surfboard out in the water. The water looks serene and still. The surfer, looking bored, says, “come on… gimme one wave.” In the water behind the surfer, a few small bubbles rise to the surface. Panel 2: an enormous Lovecraftian sea monster explodes out of the ocean. Panel 3: viewed from below, the sea monster continues to ascend from the water, creating massive waves. Far beneath the monster, the shocked surfer is successfully riding a crashing wave, barely keeping balance in the rushing current.
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Ren 🎃 🍂 @rentradewind.noodlebowl.org · 27/05/2026
life is short. get a fursuit.
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Rivia! King of the Meep @riviagreen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Toolbit not cutting hard enough? Drill issue.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a promo image for Imitation Crab, an affable crab holding a microphone. Text on the panel says: LIVE COMEDY SHOW. Panel 2: the Imitation Crab is on stage standing in a spotlight with a wig and face paint to look like the Joker. It says, “you wanna know how I got these claws?” Panel 3: two friends are sitting in the audience at a table in the dimly lit nightclub. One leans to the other and asks, “you paid for these tickets?” The other, with his head in his hand, replies, “I won them at work.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Geckos
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a leopard gecko greets a tokay gecko and goes to dap him up. He says, “big dawg!” And the tokay replies, “what’s up player?” Panel 2: their hands clap together in a handshake and they hug. Leopard gecko says, “how you been bro?” Tokay replies, “chillin’.” Panel 3: the two are now in separate conversations at a party, one chatting and the other playing beer pong, but their hands that touched are still stuck together across the room.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Classic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chameleon accusingly points and ask, “were you out with the boys again?” Panel 2: the other chameleon replies, “of course not.” Its skin pattern clearly depicts the boys in question, out partying.
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Echidnoid
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'd watch. Six seasons and a movie. "Oh damn! This season is the greater Wichita Yellow Pages!"
From the Producers of
THE EXPANSE

SHOREH AGHDASHLOO
READS THE PHONE BOOK
WHILE WEARING
FABULOUS OUTFITS

Included in the image is Ms Aghdashloo in such an outfit, and two phonebooks
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Rivia! King of the Meep @riviagreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i should really post more. The struggles with my own thoughts suck recently
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maintenance dept @pleasantgoose.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i’ve created this helpful diagram for those new to orbital mechanics
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filibusterfrog @filibusterfrog.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
speculative dragon behavior
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Putting the entire album name on this one amused me
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Rivia! King of the Meep @riviagreen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
a few of those where darn tricky, might have to try again with less screen glare going on www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
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What's My JND?
Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 09/03/2026
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I think I downloaded the wrong Dune 2
Christopher Lloyd as uncle Fester holding a knife with the subtitle “you fought well, Atreides”
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Paprika @paprikaparty.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
snake shibari
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Ren 🎃 🍂 @rentradewind.noodlebowl.org · 26/02/2026
the world if everyone would just leave trans women alone to code in peace like god intended
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